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Dork Madness (Retired)
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Commander

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Raggadragga, Goreguts Boss

Each creature you control with a mana ability gets +2/+2. Whenever a creature you control with a mana ability attacks, untap it. Whenever you cast a spell, if at least seven mana was spent to cast it, untap target creature. It gets +7/+7 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature
Raggadragga, Goreguts Boss (clb) 291

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Finisher

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End-Raze Forerunners

Vigilance, trample, haste When this creature enters, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.

Creature
End-Raze Forerunners (clb) 822

Finisher

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Removal

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Abrade

Choose one — • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. • Destroy target artifact.

Instant
Abrade (lci) 131
Apex Altisaur

When this creature enters, it fights up to one target creature you don't control. Enrage — Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Creature
Apex Altisaur (lcc) 232
Cankerbloom

{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature
Cankerbloom (one) 294
Collective Resistance

Escalate {G} (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.) Choose one or more — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Target creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Instant
Collective Resistance (mh3) 147
Comet Storm

Multikicker {1} (You may pay an additional {1} any number of times as you cast this spell.) Choose any target, then choose another target for each time this spell was kicked. Comet Storm deals X damage to each of them.

Instant
Comet Storm (cmr) 411
Devil's Play

Devil's Play deals X damage to any target. Flashback {X}{R}{R}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Sorcery
Devil's Play (c19) 138
Hull Breach

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Destroy target artifact and target enchantment.

Sorcery
Hull Breach (c13) 193
Meteor Golem

When this creature enters, destroy target nonland permanent an opponent controls.

Creature Artifact
Meteor Golem (cmr) 325
Naturalize

Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Instant
Naturalize (dtk) 193
Reclamation Sage

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Creature
Reclamation Sage (cmr) 434
Rolling Thunder

Rolling Thunder deals X damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.

Sorcery
Rolling Thunder (bfz) 154
Scour from Existence

Exile target permanent.

Instant
Scour from Existence (bfz) 13
Spinning Wheel Kick

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each of X target creatures and/or planeswalkers.

Sorcery
Spinning Wheel Kick (neo) 207
Terastodon

When this creature enters, you may destroy up to three target noncreature permanents. For each permanent put into a graveyard this way, its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Creature
Terastodon (c14) 218

Removal

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Anthem

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Rhythm of the Wild

Creature spells you control can't be countered. Nontoken creatures you control have riot. (They enter with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)

Enchantment
Rhythm of the Wild (rvr) 217
Tuktuk Rubblefort

Defender, reach Creatures you control have haste.

Creature
Tuktuk Rubblefort (znr) 173

Anthem

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Land

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Ash Barrens

{T}: Add {C}. Basic landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Land
Ash Barrens (mkc) 248
Cinder Glade

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.) This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land
Cinder Glade (mkc) 255
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (who) 265
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (woe) 276
Kessig Wolf Run

{T}: Add {C}. {X}{R}{G}, {T}: Target creature gets +X/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

Land
Kessig Wolf Run (clb) 898
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (mom) 280
Restless Ridgeline

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R} or {G}. {2}{R}{G}: This land becomes a 3/4 red and green Dinosaur creature until end of turn. It's still a land. Whenever this land attacks, another target attacking creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn. Untap that creature.

Land
Restless Ridgeline (lci) 283
Sheltered Thicket

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.) This land enters tapped. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Sheltered Thicket (mkc) 291

Land

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Tokens

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Brood Monitor

Devoid (This card has no color.) When this creature enters, create three 1/1 colorless Eldrazi Scion creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature
Brood Monitor (j22) 637
Crash the Party

Create a tapped 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token for each tapped creature you control.

Instant
Crash the Party (ncc) 57
Eldrazi Repurposer

Devoid (This card has no color.) When you cast this spell and when this creature dies, create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature
Eldrazi Repurposer (mh3) 150
Emrakul's Hatcher

When this creature enters, create three 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature
Emrakul's Hatcher (plst) DDP-59
Giant Adephage

Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of this creature.

Creature
Giant Adephage (clu) 164
Hornet Queen

Flying, deathtouch When this creature enters, create four 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch.

Creature
Hornet Queen (clb) 825
Kozilek's Predator

When this creature enters, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature
Kozilek's Predator (cmm) 301
Rapacious One

Trample Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens. They have "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Creature
Rapacious One (cmm) 249
Wolfbriar Elemental

Multikicker {G} (You may pay an additional {G} any number of times as you cast this spell.) When this creature enters, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token for each time it was kicked.

Creature
Wolfbriar Elemental (cma) 168
Writhing Chrysalis

Devoid (This card has no color.) When you cast this spell, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." Reach Whenever you sacrifice another Eldrazi, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Creature
Writhing Chrysalis (mh3) 208

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Burn

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Fall of the Titans

Surge {X}{R} (You may cast this spell for its surge cost if you or a teammate has cast another spell this turn.) Fall of the Titans deals X damage to each of up to two targets.

Instant
Fall of the Titans (ogw) 109

Burn

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Mana Dork

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Armored Scrapgorger

This creature gets +3/+0 as long as it has three or more oil counters on it. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Whenever this creature becomes tapped, exile target card from a graveyard and put an oil counter on this creature.

Creature
Armored Scrapgorger (one) 158
Bighorner Rancher

Vigilance {T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to the greatest power among creatures you control. Sacrifice this creature: You gain life equal to the greatest toughness among other creatures you control.

Creature
Bighorner Rancher (pip) 73
Birds of Paradise

Flying {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature
Birds of Paradise (rvr) 133
Deathbloom Gardener

Deathtouch {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature
Deathbloom Gardener (dmu) 159
Delighted Halfling

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a legendary spell, and that spell can't be countered.

Creature
Delighted Halfling (ltr) 609
Gwenna, Eyes of Gaea

{T}: Add two mana in any combination of colors. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells or activate abilities of creature sources. Whenever you cast a creature spell with power 5 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on Gwenna and untap it.

Creature
Gwenna, Eyes of Gaea (bro) 185
Ilysian Caryatid

{T}: Add one mana of any color. If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, add two mana of any one color instead.

Creature
Ilysian Caryatid (cmm) 297
Llanowar Elves

{T}: Add {G}.

Creature
Llanowar Elves (plst) M19-314
Llanowar Loamspeaker

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {T}: Target land you control becomes a 3/3 Elemental creature with haste until end of turn. It's still a land. Activate only as a sorcery.

Creature
Llanowar Loamspeaker (dmu) 170
Llanowar Visionary

When this creature enters, draw a card. {T}: Add {G}.

Creature
Llanowar Visionary (m21) 193
Manakin

{T}: Add {C}.

Creature Artifact
Manakin (j22) 785
Nightshade Dryad

Deathtouch {T}: Add {C}. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature
Nightshade Dryad (mh3) 163
Paradise Druid

This creature has hexproof as long as it's untapped. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature
Paradise Druid (woc) 129
Poison Dart Frog

Reach {T}: Add one mana of any color. {2}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Poison Dart Frog (lci) 207
Radha, Heir to Keld

Whenever Radha attacks, you may add {R}{R}. {T}: Add {G}.

Creature
Radha, Heir to Keld (dmr) 196
Rishkar, Peema Renegade

When Rishkar enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures. Each creature you control with a counter on it has "{T}: Add {G}."

Creature
Rishkar, Peema Renegade (ncc) 305
Rootrider Faun

{T}: Add {G}. {1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature
Rootrider Faun (woe) 182
Ruby, Daring Tracker

Haste (This creature can attack and {T} as soon as it comes under your control.) Whenever Ruby attacks while you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Ruby gets +2/+2 until end of turn. {T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Creature
Ruby, Daring Tracker (woe) 212
Somberwald Sage

{T}: Add three mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast creature spells.

Creature
Somberwald Sage (mic) 144

Mana Dork

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Draw

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Arcane Encyclopedia

{3}, {T}: Draw a card.

Artifact
Arcane Encyclopedia (clb) 297
Elemental Bond

Whenever a creature you control with power 3 or greater enters, draw a card.

Enchantment
Elemental Bond (scd) 180
Garruk's Packleader

Whenever another creature you control with power 3 or greater enters, you may draw a card.

Creature
Garruk's Packleader (m13) 175
Garruk's Uprising

When this enchantment enters, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card. Creatures you control have trample. (Each of those creatures can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.) Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card.

Enchantment
Garruk's Uprising (scd) 185
Harmonize

Draw three cards.

Sorcery
Harmonize (plst) C17-151
Lifecrafter's Bestiary

At the beginning of your upkeep, scry 1. Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may pay {G}. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact
Lifecrafter's Bestiary (lcc) 307
Malevolent Rumble

Reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a permanent card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Sorcery
Malevolent Rumble (mh3) 161
Neyith of the Dire Hunt

Whenever one or more creatures you control fight or become blocked, draw a card. At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may pay {2}{R/G}. If you do, double target creature's power until end of turn. That creature must be blocked this combat if able. ({R/G} can be paid with either {R} or {G}.)

Creature
Neyith of the Dire Hunt (jmp) 30
Return of the Wildspeaker

Choose one — • Draw cards equal to the greatest power among non-Human creatures you control. • Non-Human creatures you control get +3/+3 until end of turn.

Instant
Return of the Wildspeaker (mkc) 181
Soul of the Harvest

Trample Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, you may draw a card.

Creature
Soul of the Harvest (w16) 16

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Pump

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Unnatural Growth

At the beginning of each combat, double the power and toughness of each creature you control until end of turn.

Enchantment
Unnatural Growth (wot) 62

Pump

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Evasion

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Key to the City

{T}, Discard a card: Up to one target creature can't be blocked this turn. Whenever this artifact becomes untapped, you may pay {2}. If you do, draw a card.

Artifact
Key to the City (c21) 248

Evasion

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Ramp

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Growth Spasm

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Sorcery
Growth Spasm (mic) 139
Path of Annihilation

Devoid (This card has no color.) When this enchantment enters, create two 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature tokens with "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}." Eldrazi you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color." Whenever you cast a creature spell with mana value 7 or greater, you gain 4 life.

Enchantment
Path of Annihilation (mh3) 165
Solemn Simulacrum

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. When this creature dies, you may draw a card.

Creature Artifact
Solemn Simulacrum (dsc) 253
Vastwood Surge

Kicker {4} (You may pay an additional {4} as you cast this spell.) Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If this spell was kicked, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

Sorcery
Vastwood Surge (nec) 133

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