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Est deck cost: $35.34
Salt sum: 27.23
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Commander

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Pietra, Crafter of Clowns

Haste Robots you control get +1/+1. {R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.

Creature
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns (unf) 176

Commander

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Land

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Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (clu) 266
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (clu) 254

Land

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Artifact

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Buried Treasure

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color. {5}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Discover 5. Activate only as a sorcery. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 5 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Artifact
Buried Treasure (lci) 246
Contested Game Ball

Whenever you're dealt combat damage, the attacking player gains control of this artifact and untaps it. {2}, {T}: Draw a card and put a point counter on this artifact. Then if it has five or more point counters on it, sacrifice it and create a Treasure token.

Artifact
Contested Game Ball (lci) 251
Idol of the Deep King

Artifact
Idol of the Deep King // Sovereign's Macuahuitl (lci) 155Idol of the Deep King // Sovereign's Macuahuitl (lci) 155
Oteclan Landmark

Artifact
Oteclan Landmark // Oteclan Levitator (lci) 29Oteclan Landmark // Oteclan Levitator (lci) 29
Universal Solvent

{7}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target permanent.

Artifact
Universal Solvent (cmr) 347
Veil of Assimilation

Whenever this artifact or another artifact you control enters, target creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains vigilance until end of turn.

Artifact
Veil of Assimilation (one) 37

Artifact

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Sorcery

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Awaken the Sleeper

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If it's equipped, you may destroy all Equipment attached to that creature.

Sorcery
Awaken the Sleeper (one) 119
Cut In

Cut In deals 4 damage to target creature. Create a Young Hero Role token attached to up to one target creature you control. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, if its toughness is 3 or less, put a +1/+1 counter on it.")

Sorcery
Cut In (woe) 125
Demolish

Destroy target artifact or land.

Sorcery
Demolish (kld) 113
Destructive Tampering

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Creatures without flying can't block this turn.

Sorcery
Destructive Tampering (m21) 141
Fire of Orthanc

Destroy target artifact or land. Creatures without flying can't block this turn.

Sorcery
Fire of Orthanc (ltr) 127
Jaya's Firenado

Jaya's Firenado deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Sorcery
Jaya's Firenado (dmu) 134
Path of Peace

Destroy target creature. Its owner gains 4 life.

Sorcery
Path of Peace (plst) A25-29
Portent of Betrayal

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Sorcery
Portent of Betrayal (thb) 149
Puncturing Blow

Puncturing Blow deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Sorcery
Puncturing Blow (hou) 106
Sibling Rivalry

Gain control of target artifact or creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Sorcery
Sibling Rivalry (bro) 152
Tectonic Rift

Destroy target land. Creatures without flying can't block this turn.

Sorcery
Tectonic Rift (m19) 162
Twisted Fealty

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Wicked Role token attached to up to one target creature. (If you control another Role on it, put that one into the graveyard. Enchanted creature gets +1/+1. When this token is put into a graveyard, each opponent loses 1 life.)

Sorcery
Twisted Fealty (woe) 154

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Creature

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Arcbound Prototype

Modular 2 (This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it. When it dies, you may put its +1/+1 counters on target artifact creature.)

Creature Artifact
Arcbound Prototype (mh2) 4
Aven Cloudchaser

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) When this creature enters, destroy target enchantment.

Creature
Aven Cloudchaser (9ed) 3
Batterhorn

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.

Creature
Batterhorn (rtr) 87
Bottle Golems

Trample When this creature dies, you gain life equal to its power.

Creature Artifact
Bottle Golems (mh2) 222
Campus Guide

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, then shuffle and put that card on top.

Creature Artifact
Campus Guide (stx) 252
Cliffside Lookout

{4}{W}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature
Cliffside Lookout (bfz) 20
Conscripted Infantry

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.

Creature
Conscripted Infantry (bro) 129
Erkenbrand, Lord of Westfold

Whenever Erkenbrand or another Human you control enters, creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature
Erkenbrand, Lord of Westfold (ltr) 123
Esquire of the King

{4}{W}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. This ability costs {2} less to activate if you control a legendary creature.

Creature
Esquire of the King (ltr) 13
Glorifier of Suffering

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another creature or artifact. When you do, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.

Creature
Glorifier of Suffering (lci) 15
Illustrious Historian

{5}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a tapped 3/2 red and white Spirit creature token.

Creature
Illustrious Historian (stx) 109
Inspiring Captain

When this creature enters, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature
Inspiring Captain (m20) 25
Juggletron

Trample Whenever this creature attacks, you may put an art sticker on it. This creature gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletron, another item, or the card frame.

Creature Artifact
Juggletron (unf) 113
Keldon Overseer

Kicker {3}{R} (You may pay an additional {3}{R} as you cast this spell.) Haste When this creature enters, if it was kicked, gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Creature
Keldon Overseer (dom) 134
Kuldotha Flamefiend

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice an artifact. If you do, this creature deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets.

Creature
Kuldotha Flamefiend (2xm) 134
Martyr of Dusk

When this creature dies, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

Creature
Martyr of Dusk (lcc) 132
Non-Human Cannonball

When this creature dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, this creature deals that much damage to you.

Creature Artifact
Non-Human Cannonball (unf) 115
Orthodoxy Enforcer

Vigilance This creature gets +2/+0 as long as you control two or more artifacts.

Creature
Orthodoxy Enforcer (one) 25
Phalanx Vanguard

Vigilance Whenever an artifact you control enters, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Creature
Phalanx Vanguard (bro) 19
Protector of Gondor

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Creature
Protector of Gondor (ltr) 25
Salivating Gremlins

Whenever an artifact you control enters, this creature gets +2/+0 and gains trample until end of turn.

Creature
Salivating Gremlins (kld) 129
Scrapwork Cohort

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token. Unearth {2}{W} ({2}{W}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature Artifact
Scrapwork Cohort (bro) 37
Scrapyard Steelbreaker

{1}, Sacrifice another artifact: This creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn.

Creature Artifact
Scrapyard Steelbreaker (neo) 160
Searchlight Companion

Flying When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token.

Creature Artifact
Searchlight Companion (neo) 258
Slith Ascendant

Flying Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Creature
Slith Ascendant (cmr) 49
Snapsail Glider

Metalcraft — This creature has flying as long as you control three or more artifacts.

Creature Artifact
Snapsail Glider (som) 203
Ticking Mime Bomb

When this creature enters, without speaking or indicating any specific creature, pantomime to a person outside the game, then they choose a creature you don't control. This creature deals damage equal to twice the number of Robots you control to the chosen creature.

Creature Artifact
Ticking Mime Bomb (unf) 124
Warehouse Thief

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact or creature: Exile the top card of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play that card.

Creature
Warehouse Thief (clb) 205

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Enchantment

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Detention Vortex

Enchant nonland permanent Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated. {3}: Destroy this Aura. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only as a sorcery.

Enchantment
Detention Vortex (stx) 13
Knightly Valor

Enchant creature When this Aura enters, create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.) Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has vigilance.

Enchantment
Knightly Valor (2x2) 14

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Instant

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Burn Bright

Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Instant
Burn Bright (j22) 508
Coordinated Charge

Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Instant
Coordinated Charge (iko) 6
Cosmium Blast

Cosmium Blast deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature.

Instant
Cosmium Blast (lci) 7
Decommission

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Revolt — If a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, you gain 3 life.

Instant
Decommission (aer) 16
Eyes in the Skies

Create a 1/1 white Bird creature token with flying, then populate. (Create a token that's a copy of a creature token you control.)

Instant
Eyes in the Skies (rvr) 17
Fierce Retribution

Cleave {5}{W} (You may cast this spell for its cleave cost. If you do, remove the words in square brackets.) Destroy target [attacking] creature.

Instant
Fierce Retribution (vow) 13
Fortify

Choose one — • Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn. • Creatures you control get +0/+2 until end of turn.

Instant
Fortify (tsr) 18
Inspired Charge

Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn.

Instant
Inspired Charge (mom) 19
Ritual of Hope

Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn. Coven — If you control three or more creatures with different powers, creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn instead.

Instant
Ritual of Hope (mid) 31
Searing Light

Destroy target attacking or blocking creature with power 2 or less.

Instant
Searing Light (ogw) 33
Skywhaler's Shot

Destroy target creature with power 3 or greater. Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Instant
Skywhaler's Shot (cmr) 46
Sungold Barrage

Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

Instant
Sungold Barrage (mid) 36
Triumphant Surge

Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. You gain 3 life.

Instant
Triumphant Surge (thb) 41
Trumpet Blast

Attacking creatures get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Instant
Trumpet Blast (ima) 151
Warhorn Blast

Creatures you control get +2/+1 until end of turn. Foretell {2}{W} (During your turn, you may pay {2} and exile this card from your hand face down. Cast it on a later turn for its foretell cost.)

Instant
Warhorn Blast (khm) 38

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19 mana - 19 cards
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29 pips - 27 cards
19 mana - 19 cards
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