Not on My Watch

Desist

Cease

Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard. Target player gains 2 life and draws a card.

Cease // Desist

Doorkeeper Thrull

Flash
Flying
Artifacts and creatures entering don't cause abilities to trigger.

Snarling Gorehound

Menace
Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Assassin's Trophy

Destroy target permanent an opponent controls. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Rubblebelt Maverick

When Rubblebelt Maverick enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)
{G}, Exile Rubblebelt Maverick from your graveyard: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Teysa, Opulent Oligarch

Deathtouch
At the beginning of your end step, investigate for each opponent who lost life this turn.
Whenever a Clue you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, create a 1/1 white and black Spirit creature token with flying. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Swamp

Plains

Long Goodbye

This spell can't be countered. (This includes by the ward ability.)
Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.

Izoni, Center of the Web

Menace
Whenever Izoni, Center of the Web enters or attacks, you may collect evidence 4. If you do, create two 2/1 black and green Spider creature tokens with menace and reach.
Sacrifice four tokens: Surveil 2, then draw two cards. You gain 2 life.

Aftermath Analyst

When Aftermath Analyst enters, mill three cards.
{3}{G}, Sacrifice Aftermath Analyst: Return all land cards from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Inside Source

When Inside Source enters, create a 2/2 white and blue Detective creature token.
{3}, {T}: Target Detective you control gets +2/+0 and gains vigilance until end of turn. Activate only as a sorcery.

Novice Inspector

When Novice Inspector enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Tenth District Hero

{1}{W}, Collect evidence 2: Tenth District Hero becomes a Human Detective with base power and toughness 4/4 and gains vigilance.
{2}{W}, Collect evidence 4: If Tenth District Hero is a Detective, it becomes a legendary creature named Mileva, the Stalwart, it has base power and toughness 5/5, and it gains "Other creatures you control have indestructible."

Wispdrinker Vampire

Flying
Whenever another creature you control with power 2 or less enters, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.
{5}{W}{B}: Creatures you control with power 2 or less gain deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.

Cerebral Confiscation

Choose one —
• Target opponent discards two cards.
• Target opponent reveals their hand. You choose a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Murder

Sanguine Savior

Flying, lifelink
Disguise {W/B}{W/B} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)
When Sanguine Savior is turned face up, another target creature you control gains lifelink until end of turn.

Public Thoroughfare

Public Thoroughfare enters tapped.
When Public Thoroughfare enters, sacrifice it unless you tap an untapped artifact or land you control.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Forest

Gravestone Strider

{1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn.
{2}, Exile Gravestone Strider from your graveyard: Exile target card from a graveyard.

Tomik, Wielder of Law

Affinity for planeswalkers (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each planeswalker you control.)
Flying, vigilance
Whenever an opponent attacks with creatures, if two or more of those creatures are attacking you and/or planeswalkers you control, that opponent loses 3 life and you draw a card.

Krovod Haunch

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Krovod Haunch: You gain 3 life.
When Krovod Haunch is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {1}{W}. If you do, create two 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.
Equip {2}