Shock

Krenko, Baron of Tin Street

Haste
{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Put a +1/+1 counter on each Goblin you control.
Whenever an artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay {R}. If you do, create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. It gains haste until end of turn.

Rope

Equipped creature gets +1/+2, has reach, and can't be blocked by more than one creature.
{2}, Sacrifice Rope: Draw a card.
Equip {3}

Topiary Panther

Trample
Basic landcycling {1}{G} ({1}{G}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Wojek Investigator

Flying, vigilance
At the beginning of your upkeep, investigate once for each opponent who has more cards in hand than you. (To investigate, create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Forest

Vengeful Creeper

Disguise {5}{G} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)
When Vengeful Creeper is turned face up, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls.

Crime Novelist

Whenever you sacrifice an artifact, put a +1/+1 counter on Crime Novelist and add {R}.

Underground Mortuary

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.)
Underground Mortuary enters tapped.
When Underground Mortuary enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Crowd-Control Warden

As Crowd-Control Warden enters or is turned face up, put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of other creatures you control.
Disguise {3}{G/W}{G/W} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Plains

Demand Answers

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or discard a card.
Draw two cards.

Vitu-Ghazi Inspector

As an additional cost to cast this spell, you may collect evidence 6. (Exile cards with total mana value 6 or greater from your graveyard.)
Reach
When Vitu-Ghazi Inspector enters, if evidence was collected, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and you gain 2 life.

Frantic Scapegoat

Haste
When Frantic Scapegoat enters, suspect it. (It has menace and can't block.)
Whenever one or more other creatures you control enter, if Frantic Scapegoat is suspected, you may suspect one of the other creatures. If you do, Frantic Scapegoat is no longer suspected.

Sanitation Automaton

When Sanitation Automaton enters, surveil 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put it into your graveyard.)

Tunnel Tipster

At the beginning of your end step, if a face-down creature entered the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Tunnel Tipster.
{T}: Add {G}.

Novice Inspector

When Novice Inspector enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Rubblebelt Braggart

Whenever Rubblebelt Braggart attacks, if it's not suspected, you may suspect it. (A suspected creature has menace and can't block.)

Cornered Crook

When Cornered Crook enters, you may sacrifice an artifact. When you do, Cornered Crook deals 3 damage to any target.

Hedge Whisperer

You may choose not to untap Hedge Whisperer during your untap step.
{3}{G}, {T}, Collect evidence 4: Target land you control becomes a 5/5 green Plant Boar creature with haste for as long as Hedge Whisperer remains tapped. It's still a land. Activate only as a sorcery. (To collect evidence 4, exile cards with total mana value 4 or greater from your graveyard.)

Dog Walker

Vigilance
Disguise {R/W}{R/W} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)
When Dog Walker is turned face up, create two tapped 1/1 white Dog creature tokens.

Makeshift Binding

When Makeshift Binding enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until Makeshift Binding leaves the battlefield. You gain 2 life.

A Killer Among Us

When A Killer Among Us enters, create a 1/1 white Human creature token, a 1/1 blue Merfolk creature token, and a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. Then secretly choose Human, Merfolk, or Goblin.
Sacrifice A Killer Among Us, Reveal the creature type you chose: If target attacking creature token is the chosen type, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Absolving Lammasu

Flying
When Absolving Lammasu enters, all suspected creatures are no longer suspected.
When Absolving Lammasu dies, you gain 3 life and suspect up to one target creature an opponent controls. (A suspected creature has menace and can't block.)

Flourishing Bloom-Kin

Flourishing Bloom-Kin gets +1/+1 for each Forest you control.
Disguise {4}{G}
When Flourishing Bloom-Kin is turned face up, search your library for up to two Forest cards and reveal them. Put one of them onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

The Chase Is On

Target creature gets +3/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")

Gearbane Orangutan

Reach
When Gearbane Orangutan enters, choose one —
• Destroy up to one target artifact.
• Sacrifice an artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on Gearbane Orangutan.

Slime Against Humanity

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Convenient Target

Enchant creature
When Convenient Target enters, suspect enchanted creature. (It has menace and can't block.)
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
{2}{R}: Return Convenient Target from your graveyard to your hand.

Riftburst Hellion

Reach
Disguise {4}{R/G}{R/G} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Mass Hysteria

Doorkeeper Thrull

Flash
Flying
Artifacts and creatures entering don't cause abilities to trigger.

Mountain

Defenestrated Phantom

Flying
Disguise {4}{W} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Lumbering Laundry

{2}: Until end of turn, you may look at face-down creatures you don't control any time.
Disguise {5} (You may cast this card face down for {3} as a 2/2 creature with ward {2}. Turn it face up any time for its disguise cost.)

Case of the Shattered Pact

When this Case enters, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
To solve — There are five colors among permanents you control. (If unsolved, solve at the beginning of your end step.)
Solved — At the beginning of combat on your turn, target creature you control gains flying, double strike, and vigilance until end of turn.