Slime Against Humanity

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Gruul Turf

Gruul Turf enters tapped.
When Gruul Turf enters, return a land you control to its owner's hand.
{T}: Add {R}{G}.

Mountain

Forest

Faithless Looting

Draw two cards, then discard two cards.
Flashback {2}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Thunderscape Familiar

First strike
Black spells and green spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Lightning Bolt

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

Satyr Wayfinder

When Satyr Wayfinder enters, reveal the top four cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them into your hand. Put the rest into your graveyard.

Goblin Anarchomancer

Each spell you cast that's red or green costs {1} less to cast.

Ram Through

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control. If the creature you control has trample, excess damage is dealt to that creature's controller instead.