Slime Against Humanity

Create a 0/0 green Ooze creature token with trample. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is two plus the total number of cards you own in exile and in your graveyard that are Oozes or are named Slime Against Humanity.
A deck can have any number of cards named Slime Against Humanity.

Experiment One

Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
Remove two +1/+1 counters from Experiment One: Regenerate Experiment One. (The next time this creature would be destroyed this turn, instead tap it, remove it from combat, and heal all damage on it.)

Forest

Highland Forest

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.)
Highland Forest enters tapped.

Goblin Anarchomancer

Each spell you cast that's red or green costs {1} less to cast.

Reckless Impulse

Exile the top two cards of your library. Until the end of your next turn, you may play those cards.