Delusions of Mediocrity

When Delusions of Mediocrity enters the battlefield, you gain 10 life.
When Delusions of Mediocrity leaves the battlefield, you lose 10 life.

Boiling Blood

Target creature attacks this turn if able.
Draw a card.

Contraband Livestock

Exile target creature, then roll a d20.
1—9 | Its controller creates a 4/4 green Ox creature token.
10—19 | Its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token.
20 | Its controller creates a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

Stormwild Capridor

Flying
If noncombat damage would be dealt to Stormwild Capridor, prevent that damage. Put a +1/+1 counter on Stormwild Capridor for each 1 damage prevented this way.

Scapegoat

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature.
Return any number of target creatures you control to their owner's hand.

Steel Golem

Animal Sanctuary

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Bird, Cat, Dog, Goat, Ox, or Snake.

Zodiac Goat

Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)

Colos Yearling

Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)
{R}: Colos Yearling gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Springjack Shepherd

Chroma — When Springjack Shepherd enters the battlefield, create a 0/1 white Goat creature token for each white mana symbol in the mana costs of permanents you control.

Bazaar Trader

{T}: Target player gains control of target artifact, creature, or land you control.

Zedruu the Greathearted

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life and draw X cards, where X is the number of permanents you own that your opponents control.
{U}{R}{W}: Target opponent gains control of target permanent you control.

Trading Post

{1}, {T}, Discard a card: You gain 4 life.
{1}, {T}, Pay 1 life: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Draw a card.

Goatnapper

When Goatnapper enters the battlefield, untap target Goat and gain control of it until end of turn. It gains haste until end of turn.

Illusions of Grandeur

Cumulative upkeep {2} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
When Illusions of Grandeur enters the battlefield, you gain 20 life.
When Illusions of Grandeur leaves the battlefield, you lose 20 life.

Nine Lives

Hexproof
If a source would deal damage to you, prevent that damage and put an incarnation counter on Nine Lives.
When there are nine or more incarnation counters on Nine Lives, exile it.
When Nine Lives leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

Thriving Ibex

When Thriving Ibex enters the battlefield, you get {E}{E} (two energy counters).
Whenever Thriving Ibex attacks, you may pay {E}{E}. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Caprichrome

Flash
Vigilance
Devour artifact 1 (As this enters the battlefield, you may sacrifice any number of artifacts. This creature enters the battlefield with that many +1/+1 counters on it.)

Boros Charm

Choose one —
• Boros Charm deals 4 damage to target player or planeswalker.
• Permanents you control gain indestructible until end of turn.
• Target creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Humble Defector

{T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of Humble Defector. Activate only during your turn.

Generous Gift

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Elephant creature token.

Taniwha

Trample
Phasing (This phases in or out before you untap during each of your untap steps. While it's phased out, it's treated as though it doesn't exist.)
At the beginning of your upkeep, all lands you control phase out. (They phase in before you untap during your next untap step.)

Mountain Goat

Ishi-Ishi, Akki Crackshot

Whenever an opponent casts a Spirit or Arcane spell, Ishi-Ishi, Akki Crackshot deals 2 damage to that player.

Stone Giant

{T}: Target creature you control with toughness less than Stone Giant's power gains flying until end of turn. Destroy that creature at the beginning of the next end step.

Rust Elemental

Flying
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice an artifact other than Rust Elemental. If you can't, tap Rust Elemental and you lose 4 life.

Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Jinxed Idol

At the beginning of your upkeep, Jinxed Idol deals 2 damage to you.
Sacrifice a creature: Target opponent gains control of Jinxed Idol.

Springjack Pasture

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}, {T}: Create a 0/1 white Goat creature token.
{T}, Sacrifice X Goats: Add X mana of any one color. You gain X life.

Axgard Cavalry

{T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Goatnap

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. If that creature is a Goat, it also gets +3/+0 until end of turn.