Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.) Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Equipped creature gets +1/+0. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Equipped creature gets +0/+3 and has vigilance. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on Clown Car. Crew 2

Equipped creature gets +0/+3. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Equipped creature has "{T}: Add one mana of any color." Equip {1}

Sigil of Distinction enters the battlefield with X charge counters on it. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each charge counter on Sigil of Distinction. Equip—Remove a charge counter from Sigil of Distinction.

({T}: Add {R}.)