During your turn, if Entirely Normal Armchair is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield. {0}: Return Entirely Normal Armchair to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see Entirely Normal Armchair. {2}, Sacrifice Entirely Normal Armchair: Destroy target attacking creature.

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile five instant and/or sorcery cards you own with the same artist and different names from outside the game. I, II, III — Choose one of the exiled cards at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect. 1 — Sacrifice Jack-in-the-Mox and you lose 5 life. 2 — Add {W}. 3 — Add {U}. 4 — Add {B}. 5 — Add {R}. 6 — Add {G}.

Whenever Killer Cosplay becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until Killer Cosplay becomes unattached from it. Equip {3}

If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.

Flying At the beginning of each end step, if an opponent lost 3 or more life this turn, Augment {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

At the beginning of your upkeep, Augment {5}{U} ({5}{U}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Whenever a nontoken creature enters the battlefield, Augment {G} ({G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Flying Whenever you attack with two or more creatures, Augment {3}{W} ({3}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

At the beginning of each end step, if you rolled a die this turn, Augment {4}{G} ({4}{G}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

Trample Whenever a player casts a spell, put a chip counter on its mana value. B-I-N-G-O gets +9/+9 for each set of three numbers in a row with chip counters on them.

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn. • 2 — menace • 3 — vigilance • 4 — lifelink • 5 — flying • 6 — indestructible

When Centaur of Attention enters the battlefield, roll five six-sided dice and store those results on it. At the beginning of combat on your turn, you may reroll any number of Centaur of Attention's stored results. Centaur of Attention gets +X/+X, where X is the greatest number of stored results on it of the same value.

Dr. Julius Jumblemorph is every creature type (even if this card isn't on the battlefield). Whenever a host enters the battlefield under your control, you may search your library and/or graveyard for a card with augment and combine it with that host. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

When Gray Merchant of Alphabet enters the battlefield, choose a letter. For each creature you control that has the chosen letter in its name, you gain 1 life and each opponent loses 1 life.

Combined, enchanted, and equipped creatures you control have menace. {3}{B}{R}, {T}: Put two target creature cards from graveyards onto the battlefield combined into one creature under your control. (Its power is equal to their total power, its toughness is equal to their total toughness, and it has their names, mana costs, types, text boxes, etc.)

As Hydradoodle enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. Hydradoodle enters the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the total of those results. Reach, trample

You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter the battlefield as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)

Haste Reveal Masterful Ninja from your hand: Masterful Ninja is on the battlefield and in your hand until end of turn. {1}{B}: Masterful Ninja gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

You may tap Snickering Squirrel to increase the result of a die any player rolled by 1.

When Spirit of the Season enters the battlefield, it gains haste if it's summer. Put a +1/+1 counter on it if it's autumn. You gain 5 life if it's winter. If it's spring, search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

{2}{W}, Sacrifice Teacher's Pet: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle.

Enchant your library Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library. If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile Animate Library instead.

When GO TO JAIL enters the battlefield, exile target creature an opponent controls until GO TO JAIL leaves the battlefield. At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice GO TO JAIL.

After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token.

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. You gain life equal to the result.

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target opponent loses life equal to the result.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may destroy target artifact.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.

When this creature enters the battlefield, target opponent discards a card.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may untap target permanent.

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.

When this creature enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

When this creature enters the battlefield, return target host card or card with augment from your graveyard to your hand.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may draw a card.

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.

When this creature enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. Target player mills X cards, where X is the result.

When this creature enters the battlefield, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

When this creature enters the battlefield, creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

When this creature enters the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put one of them into your hand. (Remove that card from your deck before beginning a new game.)

Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. Create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token for each fire extinguisher you can see from your seat.

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat.

Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die. 1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn. 2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it. 3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life. 4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn. 5 — Destroy it. 6 — Exile it.

({T}: Add {G}.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

({T}: Add {R}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)

({T}: Add {B}.)

Roll a six-sided die. Create a number of 1/1 red Goblin creature tokens equal to the result.

Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature and roll a six-sided die. Until end of turn, it gains haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the result.

Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters the battlefield as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)

Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.

Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.