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The House always wins (but not yet cause you know
Deck Size: 104
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Est deck cost: $196.31
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Commander

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Mr. House, President and CEO

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher, create a 3/3 colorless Robot artifact creature token. If you rolled 6 or higher, instead create that token and a Treasure token. {4}, {T}: Roll a six-sided die plus an additional six-sided die for each mana from Treasures spent to activate this ability.

Creature Artifact
Mr. House, President and CEO (pip) 7
1

(Draw

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Bag of Devouring

Whenever you sacrifice another nontoken artifact or creature, exile it. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice another artifact or creature: Draw a card. {3}, {T}, Sacrifice Bag of Devouring: Roll a d10. Return up to X cards from among cards exiled with Bag of Devouring to their owners' hands, where X is the result.

Artifact
Bag of Devouring (afc) 21
1
Strength-Testing Hammer

Whenever equipped creature attacks, roll a six-sided die. That creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result. Then if it has the greatest power or is tied for greatest power among creatures on the battlefield, draw a card. Equip {3}

Artifact
Strength-Testing Hammer (unf) 193
1
The Deck of Many Things

{2}, {T}: Roll a d20 and subtract the number of cards in your hand. If the result is 0 or less, discard your hand. 1—9 | Return a card at random from your graveyard to your hand. 10—19 | Draw two cards. 20 | Put a creature card from any graveyard onto the battlefield under your control. When that creature dies, its owner loses the game.

Artifact
The Deck of Many Things (afr) 241
1

(Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (lcc) 299
1
Commander's Sphere

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.

Artifact
Commander's Sphere (cmm) 377
1
Component Pouch

{T}, Remove a component counter from Component Pouch: Add two mana of different colors. {T}: Roll a d20. 1—9 | Put a component counter on Component Pouch. 10—20 | Put two component counters on Component Pouch.

Artifact
Component Pouch (afc) 59
1
Ebony Fly

Ebony Fly enters the battlefield tapped. {T}: Add {C}. {4}: Roll a d6. Until end of turn, you may have Ebony Fly become an X/X Insect artifact creature with flying, where X is the result. Whenever Ebony Fly attacks, another target attacking creature gains flying until end of turn.

Artifact
Ebony Fly (afc) 60
1
Vexing Puzzlebox

Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a number of charge counters on Vexing Puzzlebox equal to the result. {T}: Add one mana of any color. Roll a d20. {T}, Remove 100 charge counters from Vexing Puzzlebox: Search your library for an artifact card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Artifact
Vexing Puzzlebox (clb) 343
1

(Removal

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Black Hole

Destroy target creature and up to X other target creatures, where X is the number of Attractions you've visited this turn.

Sorcery
Black Hole (unf) 67
1
Clay Golem

{6}, Roll a d8: Monstrosity X, where X is the result. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put X +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) Berserk — When Clay Golem becomes monstrous, destroy target permanent.

Creature Artifact
Clay Golem (afc) 58
1
Contraband Livestock

Exile target creature, then roll a d20. 1—9 | Its controller creates a 4/4 green Ox creature token. 10—19 | Its controller creates a 2/2 green Boar creature token. 20 | Its controller creates a 0/1 white Goat creature token.

Instant
Contraband Livestock (clb) 12
1
Six-Sided Die

Choose target creature. Roll a six-sided die. 1 — It has base toughness 1 until end of turn. 2 — Put two -1/-1 counters on it. 3 — Six-Sided Die deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life. 4 — It gets -4/-4 until end of turn. 5 — Destroy it. 6 — Exile it.

Instant
Six-Sided Die (unf) 92
1
Underdark Rift

{T}: Add {C}. {5}, {T}, Exile Underdark Rift: Roll a d10. Put target artifact, creature, or planeswalker into its owner's library just beneath the top X cards of that library, where X is the result. Activate only as a sorcery.

Land
Underdark Rift (afc) 62
1
Valiant Endeavor

Roll two d6 and choose one result. Destroy each creature with power greater than or equal to that result. Then create a number of 2/2 white Knight creature tokens with vigilance equal to the other result.

Sorcery
Valiant Endeavor (afc) 13
1

Artifact

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Bucknard's Everfull Purse

{1}, {T}: Roll a d4 and create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the result. The player to your right gains control of Bucknard's Everfull Purse.

Artifact
Bucknard's Everfull Purse (afc) 57
1
Clown Car

When Clown Car enters the battlefield, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on Clown Car. Crew 2

Artifact
Clown Car (unf) 186
1
Goblin Morningstar

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has trample. Equip {1}{R} When Goblin Morningstar enters the battlefield, roll a d20. 1—9 | Create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. 10—20 | Create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token, then attach Goblin Morningstar to it.

Artifact
Goblin Morningstar (afr) 145
1
Nuka-Cola Vending Machine

{1}, {T}: Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.") Whenever you sacrifice a Food, create a tapped Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Artifact
Nuka-Cola Vending Machine (pip) 137
1
Spiked Pit Trap

Flash {5}, {T}, Sacrifice Spiked Pit Trap: Choose target creature, then roll a d20. 1—9 | Spiked Pit Trap deals 5 damage to that creature. 10—20 | Spiked Pit Trap deals 5 damage to that creature. Create a Treasure token.

Artifact
Spiked Pit Trap (afr) 251
1
Sword of Hours

Whenever equipped creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on it. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage, roll a d12. If the result is greater than the damage dealt or the result is 12, double the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Sword of Hours (afc) 61
1
Treasure Chest

{4}, Sacrifice Treasure Chest: Roll a d20. 1 | Trapped! — You lose 3 life. 2—9 | Create five Treasure tokens. 10—19 | You gain 3 life and draw three cards. 20 | Search your library for a card. If it's an artifact card, you may put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put that card into your hand. Then shuffle.

Artifact
Treasure Chest (afr) 397
1
Wand of Wonder

{4}, {T}: Roll a d20. Each opponent exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile an instant or sorcery card, then shuffles the rest into their library. You may cast up to X instant and/or sorcery spells from among cards exiled this way without paying their mana costs. 1—9 | X is one. 10—19 | X is two. 20 | X is three.

Artifact
Wand of Wonder (clb) 935
1

Creature

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"Lifetime" Pass Holder

"Lifetime" Pass Holder enters the battlefield tapped. When "Lifetime" Pass Holder dies, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll to visit your Attractions, if you roll a 6, you may return "Lifetime" Pass Holder from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Creature
"Lifetime" Pass Holder (unf) 79
1
Academy Manufactor

If you would create a Clue, Food, or Treasure token, instead create one of each.

Creature Artifact
Academy Manufactor (moc) 346
1
Brazen Dwarf

Whenever you roll one or more dice, Brazen Dwarf deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature
Brazen Dwarf (afr) 134
1
Captain Rex Nebula

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."

Creature
Captain Rex Nebula (unf) 164
1
Celebr-8000

At the beginning of combat on your turn, roll two six-sided dice. For each result of 1, Celebr-8000 gets +1/+1 until end of turn. For each other result, it gains the indicated ability until end of turn. If you rolled doubles, it also gains double strike until end of turn. • 2 — menace • 3 — vigilance • 4 — lifelink • 5 — flying • 6 — indestructible

Creature Artifact
Celebr-8000 (unf) 185
1
Chaos Channeler

Wild Magic Surge — Whenever Chaos Channeler attacks, roll a d20. 1—9 | Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn. 10—19 | Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play them this turn. 20 | Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Creature
Chaos Channeler (afr) 136
1
Chaos Dragon

Flying, haste Chaos Dragon attacks each combat if able. At the beginning of combat on your turn, each player rolls a d20. If one or more opponents had the highest result, Chaos Dragon can't attack those players or planeswalkers they control this combat.

Creature
Chaos Dragon (clb) 784
1
Complaints Clerk

When Complaints Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Creature
Complaints Clerk (unf) 7
1
Deadbeat Attendant

When Deadbeat Attendant enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Creature
Deadbeat Attendant (unf) 69
1
Delina, Wild Mage

Whenever Delina, Wild Mage attacks, choose target creature you control, then roll a d20. 1—14 | Create a tapped and attacking token that's a copy of that creature, except it's not legendary and it has "At end of combat, exile this creature." 15—20 | Create one of those tokens. You may roll again.

Creature
Delina, Wild Mage (afr) 317
1
Discourtesy Clerk

When Discourtesy Clerk enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) At the beginning of your end step, if you control three or more Attractions, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Creature
Discourtesy Clerk (unf) 70
1
Dissatisfied Customer

Flying, haste When Dissatisfied Customer enters the battlefield, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, you lose that much life.

Creature
Dissatisfied Customer (unf) 72
1
Draconian Gate-Bot

When Draconian Gate-Bot enters the battlefield, choose one — • Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) • Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)

Creature Artifact
Draconian Gate-Bot (unf) 188
1
Earth-Cult Elemental

Siege Monster — When Earth-Cult Elemental enters the battlefield, roll a d20. 1—9 | Each player sacrifices a permanent. 10—19 | Each opponent sacrifices a permanent. 20 | Each opponent sacrifices two permanents.

Creature
Earth-Cult Elemental (afr) 141
1
Herald of Hadar

Circle of Death — {5}{B}: Roll a d20. 1—9 | Each opponent loses 2 life. 10—19 | Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. 20 | Each opponent loses 2 life and you gain 2 life. Create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Herald of Hadar (afr) 108
1
Hoarding Ogre

Whenever Hoarding Ogre attacks, roll a d20. 1—9 | Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.") 10—19 | Create two Treasure tokens. 20 | Create three Treasure tokens.

Creature
Hoarding Ogre (clb) 181
1
Iron Mastiff

Whenever Iron Mastiff attacks, roll a d20 for each player being attacked and ignore all but the highest roll. 1—9 | Iron Mastiff deals damage equal to its power to you. 10—19 | Iron Mastiff deals damage equal to its power to defending player. 20 | Iron Mastiff deals damage equal to its power to each opponent.

Creature Artifact
Iron Mastiff (clb) 317
1
Lightfoot Rogue

Sneak Attack — Whenever Lightfoot Rogue attacks, roll a d20. 1—9 | Lightfoot Rogue gains deathtouch until end of turn. 10—19 | It gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. 20 | It gets +3/+0 and gains first strike and deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Lightfoot Rogue (afr) 111
1
Line Cutter

When Line Cutter enters the battlefield, roll to visit your Attractions.

Creature
Line Cutter (unf) 80
1
Monoxa, Midway Manager

Whenever you roll a 3 or higher, Monoxa, Midway Manager gains first strike until end of turn. If the roll was 4 or higher, it gains menace until end of turn. If the roll was 5 or higher, it gains lifelink until end of turn. {6}: Roll a six-sided die.

Creature
Monoxa, Midway Manager (unf) 173
1
Non-Human Cannonball

When Non-Human Cannonball dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, Non-Human Cannonball deals that much damage to you.

Creature Artifact
Non-Human Cannonball (unf) 115
1
Nothic

Weird Insight — When Nothic dies, roll a d20. 1—9 | You draw a card and you lose 1 life. 10—19 | You draw two cards and you lose 2 life. 20 | You draw seven cards and you lose 7 life.

Creature
Nothic (clb) 138
1
Quick Fixer

Menace Whenever Quick Fixer deals combat damage to a player, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Creature
Quick Fixer (unf) 85
1
Rad Rascal

When Rad Rascal enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Creature
Rad Rascal (unf) 121
1
Ride Guide

When Ride Guide enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Creature
Ride Guide (unf) 24
1
Soul Swindler

As long as you've visited an Attraction this turn, Soul Swindler has indestructible. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.) When Soul Swindler enters the battlefield, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Creature
Soul Swindler (unf) 93
1
Swarming Goblins

When Swarming Goblins enters the battlefield, roll a d20. 1—9 | Create a 1/1 red Goblin creature token. 10—19 | Create two of those tokens. 20 | Create three of those tokens.

Creature
Swarming Goblins (afr) 162
1
Wyll, Blade of Frontiers

If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll. Whenever you roll one or more dice, put a +1/+1 counter on Wyll, Blade of Frontiers. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Creature
Wyll, Blade of Frontiers (clb) 405
1
Xenosquirrels

Xenosquirrels enters the battlefield with two +1/+1 counters on it. After you roll a die, you may remove a +1/+1 counter from Xenosquirrels. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1.

Creature
Xenosquirrels (unf) 96
1

Enchantment

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Barbarian Class

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.) If you would roll one or more dice, instead roll that many dice plus one and ignore the lowest roll. {1}{R}: Level 2 Whenever you roll one or more dice, target creature you control gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn. {2}{R}: Level 3 Creatures you control have haste.

Enchantment
Barbarian Class (afr) 131
1
Maddening Hex

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player casts a noncreature spell, roll a d6. Maddening Hex deals damage to that player equal to the result. Then attach Maddening Hex to another one of your opponents chosen at random.

Enchantment
Maddening Hex (afc) 301
1
Night Shift of the Living Dead

After you roll a die, you may pay 1 life. If you do, increase or decrease the result by 1. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you roll a 6, create a 2/2 black Zombie Employee creature token.

Enchantment
Night Shift of the Living Dead (unf) 81
1
Overencumbered

Enchant opponent When Overencumbered enters the battlefield, enchanted opponent creates a Clue token, a Food token, and a Junk token. At the beginning of combat on enchanted opponent's turn, that player may pay {1} for each artifact they control. If they don't, creatures can't attack this combat.

Enchantment
Overencumbered (pip) 18
1
Priority Boarding

Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less than the result this way, you may exile it. If you do, you may play it this turn.

Enchantment
Priority Boarding (unf) 119
1

Instant

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Berserker's Frenzy

Cast this spell only before combat or during combat before blockers are declared. Roll two d20 and ignore the lower roll. 1—14 | Choose any number of creatures. They block this turn if able. 15—20 | You choose which creatures block this turn and how those creatures block.

Instant
Berserker's Frenzy (afc) 29
1
Farideh's Fireball

Farideh's Fireball deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker. Roll a d20. 1—9 | Farideh's Fireball deals 2 damage to each player. 10—20 | Farideh's Fireball deals 2 damage to each opponent.

Instant
Farideh's Fireball (afr) 142
1
Grave Endeavor

Roll two d10 and choose one result. Return a creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to that result. Then each opponent loses X life and you gain X life, where X is the other result.

Instant
Grave Endeavor (afc) 293
1
Lae'zel's Acrobatics

Exile all nontoken creatures you control, then roll a d20. 1—9 | Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step. 10—20 | Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control, then exile them again. Return those cards to the battlefield under their owner's control at the beginning of the next end step.

Instant
Lae'zel's Acrobatics (clb) 30
1
Revivify

Roll a d20 and add the number of creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn. 1—14 | Return all creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn to your hand. 15+ | Return those cards from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Instant
Revivify (afc) 10
1
V.A.T.S.

Split second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't cast spells or activate abilities that aren't mana abilities.) Choose any number of target creatures with equal toughness. Destroy the chosen creatures.

Instant
V.A.T.S. (pip) 50
1
Wyll's Reversal

Choose target spell or ability with one or more targets. Roll a d20 and add the greatest power among creatures you control. 1—14 | You may choose new targets for that spell or ability. 15+ | You may choose new targets for that spell or ability. Then copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Instant
Wyll's Reversal (clb) 209
1

Land

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Bojuka Bog

Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield tapped. When Bojuka Bog enters the battlefield, exile target player's graveyard. {T}: Add {B}.

Land
Bojuka Bog (moc) 391
1
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (pip) 259
1
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (pip) 323
10
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (pip) 317
10
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (pip) 321
10

Planeswalker

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Comet, Stellar Pup

0: Roll a six-sided die. 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. 4 or 5 — Comet, Stellar Pup deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet, Stellar Pup's loyalty ability two more times this turn.

Planeswalker
Comet, Stellar Pup (unf) 275
1

Sorcery

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Attempted Murder

Choose target creature. Roll X six-sided dice. For each even result, put two -1/-1 counters on that creature. For each odd result, create a 1/2 blue Bird creature token with flying named Storm Crow.

Sorcery
Attempted Murder (unf) 66
1
Danse Macabre

Each player sacrifices a nontoken creature. Roll a d20 and add the toughness of the creature you sacrificed this way. 1—14 | Return a creature card put into a graveyard this way to the battlefield under your control. 15+ | Return up to two creature cards put into graveyards this way to the battlefield under your control.

Sorcery
Danse Macabre (afc) 22
1
Myrkul's Edict

Roll a d20. 1—9 | Choose an opponent. That player sacrifices a creature. 10—19 | Each opponent sacrifices a creature. 20 | Each opponent sacrifices a creature with the greatest power among creatures that player controls.

Sorcery
Myrkul's Edict (clb) 135
1
Reckless Endeavor

Roll two d12 and choose one result. Reckless Endeavor deals damage equal to that result to each creature. Then create a number of Treasure tokens equal to the other result.

Sorcery
Reckless Endeavor (afc) 33
1
Recruitment Drive

Roll a d20. 1—9 | Create two 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens. 10—19 | Create two 2/2 white Knight creature tokens. 20 | Create three 2/2 white Knight creature tokens.

Sorcery
Recruitment Drive (clb) 38
1
Step Right Up

Open two Attractions. (Put the top two cards of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Sorcery
Step Right Up (unf) 94
1
Thunderwave

Roll a d20. 1—9 | Thunderwave deals 3 damage to each creature. 10—19 | You may choose a creature. Thunderwave deals 3 damage to each creature not chosen this way. 20 | Thunderwave deals 6 damage to each creature your opponents control.

Sorcery
Thunderwave (clb) 201
1

Maybeboard

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Intelligence Bobblehead

{T}: Add one mana of any color. {5}, {T}: Draw X cards, where X is the number of Bobbleheads you control.

Artifact
Intelligence Bobblehead (pip) 134
1

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