Pariah's Shield

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to equipped creature instead.
Equip {3}

Culling Ritual

Destroy each nonland permanent with mana value 2 or less. Add {B} or {G} for each permanent destroyed this way.

Mana Vortex

When you cast this spell, counter it unless you sacrifice a land.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player sacrifices a land of their choice.
When there are no lands on the battlefield, sacrifice Mana Vortex.

Switcheroo

Exchange control of two target creatures.