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For each player, choose target nonenchantment, nonland permanent that player controls. Those permanents' owners shuffle them into their libraries. Each player who controlled one of those permanents exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card, then puts the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order. Each player may cast the nonland card they exiled without paying its mana cost.

Forest

Frogify

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a blue Frog creature with base power and toughness 1/1. (It loses all other card types and creature types.)

Welcome Home

Create three 2/2 green Bear creature tokens. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Flaxen Intruder

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may sacrifice it. When you do, destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Flaxen Intruder // Welcome Home

Tanglepool Bridge

This land enters tapped.
Indestructible
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Cunning Evasion

Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may return it to its owner's hand.

Guard Change

Create a Monster Role token attached to target creature you control. (Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.)

Ferocious Werefox

Ferocious Werefox // Guard Change

Scan the Clouds

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Tempest Hart

Trample
Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 5 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Tempest Hart // Scan the Clouds

Extraordinary Journey

When this enchantment enters, exile up to X target creatures. For each of those cards, its owner may play it for as long as it remains exiled.
Whenever one or more nontoken creatures enter, if one or more of them entered from exile or was cast from exile, you draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Lier, Disciple of the Drowned

Spells can't be countered.
Each instant and sorcery card in your graveyard has flashback. The flashback cost is equal to that card's mana cost.

Scale Deflection

Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature and untap it. It gains hexproof until end of turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Dread Linnorm

This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or less.

Dread Linnorm // Scale Deflection

Vantress Visions

Copy target activated or triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Virtue of Knowledge

If a permanent entering causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Virtue of Knowledge // Vantress Visions

Kazandu Refuge

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Croaking Curse

Tap target creature. Create a Cursed Role token attached to it. (Enchanted creature is 1/1.)

Vantress Transmuter

Vantress Transmuter // Croaking Curse

Sweeping Cleave

Target creature you control gains double strike until end of turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the artifact later from exile.)

Two-Handed Axe

Whenever equipped creature attacks, double its power until end of turn.
Equip {1}{R}

Two-Handed Axe // Sweeping Cleave

Talrand, Sky Summoner

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, create a 2/2 blue Drake creature token with flying.

Edgewall Inn

This land enters tapped.
As this land enters, choose a color.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target card that has an Adventure from your graveyard to your hand.

Storyteller Pixie

Flying
Whenever you cast an Adventure spell, draw a card.

Seek Thrills

Mill seven cards. Then put all cards that have an Adventure from among the milled cards into your hand.

Beluna Grandsquall

Trample
Permanent spells you cast that have an Adventure cost {1} less to cast.

Beluna Grandsquall // Seek Thrills

Garenbrig Growth

Return target creature or land card from your graveyard to your hand. (Then exile this card. You may cast the enchantment later from exile.)

Virtue of Strength

If you tap a basic land for mana, it produces three times as much of that mana instead.

Virtue of Strength // Garenbrig Growth

Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Edgewall Innkeeper

Whenever you cast a creature spell that has an Adventure, draw a card. (It doesn't need to have gone on the adventure first.)

Fetch Quest

Mill seven cards. Then put a creature, enchantment, or land card from among the milled cards onto the battlefield.

Bramble Familiar

{T}: Add {G}.
{1}{G}, {T}, Discard a card: Return this creature to its owner's hand.

Bramble Familiar // Fetch Quest

Mountain

Dig Deep

Choose target creature. Mill four cards, then put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each creature card milled this way.

Colossal Badger

When this creature enters, you gain 3 life.

Colossal Badger // Dig Deep

Aetherflux Reservoir

Whenever you cast a spell, you gain 1 life for each spell you've cast this turn.
Pay 50 life: This artifact deals 50 damage to any target.

Seasonal Ritual

Add one mana of any color. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Rosethorn Acolyte

Rosethorn Acolyte // Seasonal Ritual

Fertile Footsteps

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Beanstalk Giant

Beanstalk Giant's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.

Beanstalk Giant // Fertile Footsteps

Island

Mizzix, Replica Rider

Flying
Whenever you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, you may pay {1}{U/R}. If you do, copy that spell and you may choose new targets for the copy. If the copy is a permanent spell, it gains haste and "At the beginning of your end step, sacrifice this permanent." (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Nalfeshnee

Flying
Whenever you cast a spell from exile, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy. If it's a permanent spell, the copy gains haste and "At the beginning of the end step, sacrifice this permanent." (A copy of a permanent spell becomes a token.)

Plant Beans

You may play an additional land this turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Beanstalk Wurm

Beanstalk Wurm // Plant Beans

Grove's Bounty

Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures you control. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Elusive Otter

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block it.

Elusive Otter // Grove's Bounty

Storm Reading

Draw four cards, then discard two cards. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Galvanic Giant

Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 5 or greater, tap target creature an opponent controls and put a stun counter on it.

Galvanic Giant // Storm Reading

Bathe in Gold

Create a Treasure token. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Young Red Dragon

Young Red Dragon // Bathe in Gold

Plant Tadpoles

Tap X target creatures. They don't untap during their controllers' next untap steps. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Illithid Harvester

Ceremorphosis — When this creature enters, turn any number of target tapped nontoken creatures face down. They're 2/2 Horror creatures.

Illithid Harvester // Plant Tadpoles

The Lost and the Damned

Whenever a land you control enters from anywhere other than your hand or you cast a spell from anywhere other than your hand, create a 3/3 red Spawn creature token.

Simic Signet

Kami of Celebration

Whenever a modified creature you control attacks, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)
Whenever you cast a spell from exile, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.

Lucky Clover

Whenever you cast an Adventure instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Grazilaxx, Illithid Scholar

Whenever a creature you control becomes blocked, you may return it to its owner's hand.
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Wild-Magic Sorcerer

The first spell you cast from exile each turn has cascade. (When you cast your first spell from exile, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Izzet Signet

Chancellor of Tales

Flying
Whenever you cast an Adventure spell, you may copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Rugged Highlands

Petty Theft

Return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Brazen Borrower

Flash
Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.

Brazen Borrower // Petty Theft

Bakery Raid

Create a Food token. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Hollow Scavenger

{1}, Sacrifice a Food: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Hollow Scavenger // Bakery Raid

Forktail Sweep

Forktail Sweep deals 1 damage to each creature you don't control. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Fang Dragon

Fang Dragon // Forktail Sweep

Gruul Signet

Terramorphic Expanse

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sand Augury

Scry 1, then draw a card. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Young Blue Dragon

Young Blue Dragon // Sand Augury

Stoke Genius

Discard your hand, then draw two cards. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Hearth Elemental

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the number of cards in your graveyard that are instant cards, sorcery cards, and/or have an Adventure.

Hearth Elemental // Stoke Genius

Seek the Beast

Exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.

Questing Druid

Whenever you cast a spell that's white, blue, black, or red, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Questing Druid // Seek the Beast

Evolving Wilds

Retrieve Prey

Exile target creature card from your graveyard. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast that card. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Tlincalli Hunter

Trample
Once each turn, you may pay {0} rather than pay the mana cost for a creature spell you cast from exile.

Tlincalli Hunter // Retrieve Prey

Blow Off Steam

Blow Off Steam deals 1 damage to any target. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Frolicking Familiar

Flying
Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Frolicking Familiar // Blow Off Steam

Faldorn, Dread Wolf Herald

Whenever you cast a spell from exile or a land you control enters from exile, create a 2/2 green Wolf creature token.
{1}, {T}, Discard a card: Exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.

Pest Problem

Create two 1/1 black Rat creature tokens with "This token can't block." (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Ratcatcher Trainee

During your turn, this creature has first strike.

Ratcatcher Trainee // Pest Problem

Sol Ring

Bubble Up

Put target instant or sorcery card from your graveyard on top of your library. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Aquatic Alchemist

Whenever you cast your first instant or sorcery spell each turn, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Aquatic Alchemist // Bubble Up

Zoological Study

Mill five cards, then return a creature card milled this way to your hand. (Then exile this card. You may cast the artifact later from exile.)

Monster Manual

{1}{G}, {T}: You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Monster Manual // Zoological Study

Entry Denied

Return target creature you don't control with mana value 3 or less to its owner's hand. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Beluna's Gatekeeper

Beluna's Gatekeeper // Entry Denied

Explosive Crystal

Explosive Crystal deals 4 damage divided as you choose among any number of targets. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)