Ink-Treader Nephilim

Whenever a player casts an instant or sorcery spell, if that spell targets only this creature, copy the spell for each other creature that spell could target. Each copy targets a different one of those creatures.

Release

Each player sacrifices an artifact, a creature, an enchantment, a land, and a planeswalker of their choice.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

Catch

Gain control of target permanent until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

Catch // Release

Quasiduplicate

Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control.
Jump-start (You may cast this card from your graveyard by discarding a card in addition to paying its other costs. Then exile this card.)