Ticket Turbotubes

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: You get {TK} (a ticket counter).

Mishra's Domination

Enchant creature
As long as you control enchanted creature, it gets +2/+2. Otherwise, it can't block.

Guise of Fire

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/-1 and attacks each combat if able.

Sawblade Scamp

Haste
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on Sawblade Scamp.
{T}, Remove an oil counter from Sawblade Scamp: It deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Furor of the Bitten

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and attacks each combat if able.

Furious

Furious deals 3 damage to each creature without flying.

Fast

Fast // Furious

Lightning Spear

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has trample.
{2}{R}, Sacrifice Lightning Spear: It deals 3 damage to any target.
Equip {1}

Angelic Armaments

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has flying, and is a white Angel in addition to its other colors and types.
Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Raven Wings

Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has flying, and is a Bird in addition to its other types.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Jackhammer

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Lightning Reflexes

You may cast Lightning Reflexes as though it had flash. If you cast it any time a sorcery couldn't have been cast, the controller of the permanent it becomes sacrifices it at the beginning of the next cleanup step.
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+0 and has first strike.

Wings of Hubris

Equipped creature has flying.
Sacrifice Wings of Hubris: Equipped creature can't be blocked this turn. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Flametongue Yearling

Multikicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} any number of times as you cast this spell.)
Flametongue Yearling enters with a +1/+1 counter on it for each time it was kicked.
When Flametongue Yearling enters, it deals damage equal to its power to target creature.

Sigil of Valor

Whenever equipped creature attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other creature you control.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Fire of Orthanc

Destroy target artifact or land. Creatures without flying can't block this turn.

Oxidda Finisher

Affinity for Equipment (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Equipment you control.)
Trample

Tormentor's Helm

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to defending player.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Spare Dagger

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has "Whenever this creature attacks, you may sacrifice Spare Dagger. When you do, this creature deals 1 damage to any target."
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Valduk, Keeper of the Flame

At the beginning of combat on your turn, for each Aura and Equipment attached to Valduk, Keeper of the Flame, create a 3/1 red Elemental creature token with trample and haste. Exile those tokens at the beginning of the next end step.

Scavenged Blade

When Scavenged Blade enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {2}{R} ({2}{R}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Aspect of Manticore

Flash
Enchant creature
When Aspect of Manticore enters, enchanted creature gains first strike until end of turn.
Enchanted creature gets +2/+0.

Bladegraft Aspirant

Menace
Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Activated abilities of Equipment you control that target Bladegraft Aspirant cost {1} less to activate.

Fiery Fall

Fiery Fall deals 5 damage to target creature.
Basic landcycling {1}{R} ({1}{R}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Mirran Banesplitter

Flash
When Mirran Banesplitter enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Spark Spray

Spark Spray deals 1 damage to any target.
Cycling {R} ({R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Excavation Explosion

Excavation Explosion deals 3 damage to any target. Create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Welding Sparks

Welding Sparks deals X damage to target creature, where X is 3 plus the number of artifacts you control.

Amorphous Axe

Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and is every creature type.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Slice and Dice

Slice and Dice deals 4 damage to each creature.
Cycling {2}{R} ({2}{R}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)
When you cycle Slice and Dice, you may have it deal 1 damage to each creature.

Lava Coil

Lava Coil deals 4 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.

Kitesail

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has flying.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Relic Axe

When Relic Axe enters, attach it to target creature you control.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1. If it's a Warrior, it gets +2/+1 instead.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Simian Sling

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever Simian Sling or equipped creature becomes blocked, it deals 1 damage to defending player.
Reconfigure {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control; or unattach from a creature. Reconfigure only as a sorcery. While attached, this isn't a creature.)

Molten Monstrosity

This spell costs {X} less to cast, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control.
Trample

Gift of Wrath

Enchant artifact or creature
As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +2/+2 and has menace. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
When Gift of Wrath leaves the battlefield, create a 2/2 red Spirit creature token with menace.

Incendiary Sabotage

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact.
Incendiary Sabotage deals 3 damage to each creature.

Ninja's Kunai

Equipped creature has "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice Ninja's Kunai: Ninja's Kunai deals 3 damage to any target."
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Dragon Mantle

Enchant creature
When Dragon Mantle enters, draw a card.
Enchanted creature has "{R}: This creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn."

Vanquisher's Axe

Maniacal Rage

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't block.

Tower Worker

Reach
{T}: Add {C}. If you control creatures named Mine Worker and Power Plant Worker, add {C}{C}{C} instead.

Epiphany Storm

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has "{R}, {T}, Discard a card: Draw a card."

Aeronaut's Wings

Furnace Punisher

Menace
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, Furnace Punisher deals 2 damage to that player unless they control two or more basic lands.

Jalum Tome

{2}, {T}: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Akki War Paint

Enchant artifact or creature
As long as enchanted permanent is a creature, it gets +2/+1.

Copper Carapace

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and can't block.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Quick-Draw Dagger

Flash
When Quick-Draw Dagger enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Mountain

Marauder's Axe

Bronze Cudgels

{2}: Until end of turn, equipped creature gets +X/+0, where X is the number of times this ability has resolved this turn.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Hammerhand

Enchant creature
When Hammerhand enters, target creature can't block this turn.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has haste.

Javelin of Lightning

Flash
When Javelin of Lightning enters, attach it to target creature you control.
During your turn, equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has first strike.
Equip {4} ({4}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sizzling Soloist

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, that creature attacks during its controller's next combat phase if able.

Yotia Declares War

Read ahead (Choose a chapter and start with that many lore counters. Add one after your draw step. Skipped chapters don't trigger. Sacrifice after III.)
I — Create a 0/2 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying named Ornithopter.
II — Tap any number of untapped artifacts you control. When you do, Yotia Declares War deals that much damage to target creature or planeswalker.
III — Up to one target artifact you control becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/4 until end of turn.

Immolation

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/-2.

Cloak of the Bat

Equipped creature has flying and haste.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Destructive Tampering

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Creatures without flying can't block this turn.

Undying Rage

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and can't block.
When Undying Rage is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, return Undying Rage to its owner's hand.

Barbed Batterfist

For Mirrodin! (When this Equipment enters, create a 2/2 red Rebel creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/-1.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Lightning Talons

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +3/+0 and has first strike. (It deals combat damage before creatures without first strike.)

Iroas's Blessing

Enchant creature you control
When Iroas's Blessing enters, it deals 4 damage to target creature or planeswalker an opponent controls.
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.