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Close Your Eyes (And Count To Fuck)
Deck Size: 100
Commander / EDH
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Est deck cost: $140.39
Salt Sum: 27.34
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Commander

Quantity: 1Price: $0.49
Fynn, the Fangbearer

Deathtouch Whenever a creature you control with deathtouch deals combat damage to a player, that player gets two poison counters. (A player with ten or more poison counters loses the game.)

Creature
Fynn, the Fangbearer (khm) 170
1

Artifact

Quantity: 6Price: $14.84
Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (moc) 348
1
Commander's Sphere

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.

Artifact
Commander's Sphere (plst) C14-54
1
Lightning Greaves

Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

Artifact
Lightning Greaves (scd) 269
1
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (plst) CMD-261
1
Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.) Equip {1}

Artifact
Swiftfoot Boots (scd) 279
1
Throne of Geth

{T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Artifact
Throne of Geth (2xm) 301
1

Creature

Quantity: 40Price: $59.84
Acidic Slime

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.) When Acidic Slime enters the battlefield, destroy target artifact, enchantment, or land.

Creature
Acidic Slime (nec) 112
1
Ambush Viper

Flash Deathtouch

Creature
Ambush Viper (cmr) 213
1
Ancient Greenwarden

Reach You may play lands from your graveyard. If a land entering the battlefield causes a triggered ability of a permanent you control to trigger, that ability triggers an additional time.

Creature
Ancient Greenwarden (znr) 178
1
Bitterblade Warrior

You may exert Bitterblade Warrior as it attacks. When you do, it gets +1/+0 and gains deathtouch until end of turn. (An exerted creature won't untap during your next untap step.)

Creature
Bitterblade Warrior (plst) AKH-157
1
Bloated Contaminator

Trample Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) Whenever Bloated Contaminator deals combat damage to a player, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Creature
Bloated Contaminator (one) 159
1
Crystalline Giant

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose a kind of counter at random that Crystalline Giant doesn't have on it from among flying, first strike, deathtouch, hexproof, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, vigilance, and +1/+1. Put a counter of that kind on Crystalline Giant.

Creature Artifact
Crystalline Giant (ncc) 364
1
Daggerback Basilisk

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature
Daggerback Basilisk (plst) M19-174
1
Deadly Recluse

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature
Deadly Recluse (2x2) 142
1
Death-Hood Cobra

{1}{G}: Death-Hood Cobra gains reach until end of turn. {1}{G}: Death-Hood Cobra gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Death-Hood Cobra (2xm) 163
1
Deathbloom Gardener

Deathtouch {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Creature
Deathbloom Gardener (dmu) 159
1
Deathmist Raptor

Deathtouch Whenever a permanent you control is turned face up, you may return Deathmist Raptor from your graveyard to the battlefield face up or face down. Megamorph {4}{G} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its megamorph cost and put a +1/+1 counter on it.)

Creature
Deathmist Raptor (c19) 160
1
Elvish Mystic

{T}: Add {G}.

Creature
Elvish Mystic (khc) 58
1
Elvish Warmaster

Whenever one or more other Elves enter the battlefield under your control, create a 1/1 green Elf Warrior creature token. This ability triggers only once each turn. {5}{G}{G}: Elves you control get +2/+2 and gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Elvish Warmaster (j22) 654
1
Erinis, Gloom Stalker

Deathtouch Whenever Erinis, Gloom Stalker attacks, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Creature
Erinis, Gloom Stalker (clb) 230
1
Fang of Shigeki

Deathtouch

Creature Enchantment
Fang of Shigeki (neo) 183
1
Fyndhorn Elves

{T}: Add {G}.

Creature
Fyndhorn Elves (cmr) 228
1
Gnarlwood Dryad

Deathtouch Delirium — Gnarlwood Dryad gets +2/+2 as long as there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard.

Creature
Gnarlwood Dryad (emn) 159
1
God-Eternal Rhonas

Deathtouch When God-Eternal Rhonas enters the battlefield, double the power of each other creature you control until end of turn. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn. When God-Eternal Rhonas dies or is put into exile from the battlefield, you may put it into its owner's library third from the top.

Creature
God-Eternal Rhonas (war) 163
1
Greater Basilisk

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature
Greater Basilisk (plst) IMA-165
1
Heir of the Wilds

Deathtouch Ferocious — Whenever Heir of the Wilds attacks, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, Heir of the Wilds gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Creature
Heir of the Wilds (ktk) 134
1
Hoarding Recluse

Reach, deathtouch When Hoarding Recluse dies, put up to one other target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

Creature
Hoarding Recluse (bro) 186
1
Hornet Nest

Defender (This creature can't attack.) Whenever Hornet Nest is dealt damage, create that many 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch. (Any amount of damage a creature with deathtouch deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature
Hornet Nest (scd) 189
1
Hornet Queen

Flying, deathtouch When Hornet Queen enters the battlefield, create four 1/1 green Insect creature tokens with flying and deathtouch.

Creature
Hornet Queen (scd) 190
1
Hungry Lynx

Cats you control have protection from Rats. (They can't be blocked, targeted, or dealt damage by Rats.) At the beginning of your end step, target opponent creates a 1/1 black Rat creature token with deathtouch. Whenever a Rat dies, put a +1/+1 counter on each Cat you control.

Creature
Hungry Lynx (c17) 31
1
Ichorspit Basilisk

Deathtouch Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.)

Creature
Ichorspit Basilisk (one) 170
1
Jewel-Eyed Cobra

Deathtouch When Jewel-Eyed Cobra dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Jewel-Eyed Cobra (mh2) 168
1
Kessig Recluse

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.) Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature
Kessig Recluse (dka) 121
1
Kraul Stinger

Deathtouch

Creature
Kraul Stinger (war) 165
1
Llanowar Elves

{T}: Add {G}.

Creature
Llanowar Elves (plst) M19-314
1
Majestic Myriarch

Majestic Myriarch's power and toughness are each equal to twice the number of creatures you control. At the beginning of each combat, Majestic Myriarch gains flying until end of turn if you control a creature with flying. The same is true for first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance.

Creature
Majestic Myriarch (c20) 182
1
Mirkwood Spider

Deathtouch Whenever Mirkwood Spider attacks, target legendary creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Mirkwood Spider (ltr) 178
1
Moss Viper

Deathtouch

Creature
Moss Viper (thb) 179
1
Narnam Renegade

Deathtouch Revolt — Narnam Renegade enters the battlefield with a +1/+1 counter on it if a permanent you controlled left the battlefield this turn.

Creature
Narnam Renegade (aer) 117
1
Oakhame Adversary

This spell costs {2} less to cast if an opponent controls a green permanent. Deathtouch Whenever Oakhame Adversary deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Creature
Oakhame Adversary (eld) 167
1
Ohran Frostfang

Attacking creatures you control have deathtouch. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Creature
Ohran Frostfang (plst) C19-33
1
Sedge Scorpion

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Creature
Sedge Scorpion (m20) 192
1
Skullwinder

Deathtouch When Skullwinder enters the battlefield, return target card from your graveyard to your hand, then choose an opponent. That player returns a card from their graveyard to their hand.

Creature
Skullwinder (clb) 256
1
Toxic Scorpion

Deathtouch When Toxic Scorpion enters the battlefield, another target creature you control gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Creature
Toxic Scorpion (vow) 224
1
Underdark Basilisk

Deathtouch

Creature
Underdark Basilisk (afr) 208
1
Venerated Rotpriest

Toxic 1 (Players dealt combat damage by this creature also get a poison counter.) Whenever a creature you control becomes the target of a spell, target opponent gets a poison counter.

Creature
Venerated Rotpriest (one) 192
1

Enchantment

Quantity: 3Price: $22.48
Concordant Crossroads

All creatures have haste.

Enchantment
Concordant Crossroads (2x2) 141
1
Primal Rage

Creatures you control have trample. (A creature with trample can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Enchantment
Primal Rage (10e) 286★
1
Wilderness Reclamation

At the beginning of your end step, untap all lands you control.

Enchantment
Wilderness Reclamation (c20) 196
1

Instant

Quantity: 9Price: $3.27
Ambuscade

Target creature you control gets +1/+0 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Instant
Ambuscade (2x2) 133
1
Bite Down

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature or planeswalker you don't control.

Instant
Bite Down (dmu) 155
1
Clear Shot

Target creature you control gets +1/+1 until end of turn. It deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Instant
Clear Shot (mid) 176
1
Fog

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.

Instant
Fog (plst) EMA-167
1
Poison the Blade

Target creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. Draw a card.

Instant
Poison the Blade (clb) 248
1
Prizefight

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.) Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Prizefight (snc) 154
1
Return to Nature

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Destroy target enchantment. • Exile target card from a graveyard.

Instant
Return to Nature (moc) 309
1
Shower of Arrows

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Scry 1.

Instant
Shower of Arrows (ltr) 188
1
Snakeskin Veil

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Instant
Snakeskin Veil (khm) 194
1

Land

Quantity: 31Price: $25.69
Command Beacon

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice Command Beacon: Put your commander into your hand from the command zone.

Land
Command Beacon (cmr) 349
1
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (plst) HOU-198
30

Planeswalker

Quantity: 2Price: $6.98
Garruk, Unleashed

+1: Up to one target creature gets +3/+3 and gains trample until end of turn. −2: Create a 3/3 green Beast creature token. Then if an opponent controls more creatures than you, put a loyalty counter on Garruk, Unleashed. −7: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of your end step, you may search your library for a creature card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle."

Planeswalker
Garruk, Unleashed (m21) 183
1
Nissa, Who Shakes the World

Whenever you tap a Forest for mana, add an additional {G}. +1: Put three +1/+1 counters on up to one target noncreature land you control. Untap it. It becomes a 0/0 Elemental creature with vigilance and haste that's still a land. −8: You get an emblem with "Lands you control have indestructible." Search your library for any number of Forest cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Planeswalker
Nissa, Who Shakes the World (war) 169
1

Sorcery

Quantity: 8Price: $6.80
Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Cultivate (moc) 295
1
Explore

You may play an additional land this turn. Draw a card.

Sorcery
Explore (dmc) 131
1
Harmonize

Draw three cards.

Sorcery
Harmonize (plst) C20-173
1
Many Partings

Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery
Many Partings (ltr) 445
1
Nature's Lore

Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Nature's Lore (dmr) 170
1
Rabid Bite

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature you don't control.

Sorcery
Rabid Bite (znr) 199
1
Smell Fear

Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.) Target creature you control fights up to one target creature you don't control.

Sorcery
Smell Fear (mh2) 173
1
Unnatural Restoration

Return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand. Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Sorcery
Unnatural Restoration (one) 191
1

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