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Bitch You Thought
Deck Size: 100
Commander / EDH
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Est deck cost: $215.18
Salt Sum: 29.37
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Commander

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Daughter of Autumn

{W}: The next 1 damage that would be dealt to target white creature this turn is dealt to Daughter of Autumn instead.

Creature
Daughter of Autumn (hml) 85
1

Artifact

Quantity: 5Price: $56.25
Akroma's Memorial

Creatures you control have flying, first strike, vigilance, trample, haste, and protection from black and from red.

Artifact
Akroma's Memorial (tsr) 262
1
Avacyn's Memorial

Indestructible Other legendary permanents you control have indestructible.

Artifact
Avacyn's Memorial (mic) 31
1
Darksteel Plate

Indestructible Equipped creature has indestructible. Equip {2}

Artifact
Darksteel Plate (2x2) 304
1
Nemesis Mask

All creatures able to block equipped creature do so. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters the battlefield unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Artifact
Nemesis Mask (dst) 134
1
Pariah's Shield

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to equipped creature instead. Equip {3}

Artifact
Pariah's Shield (plst) RAV-267
1

Creature

Quantity: 29Price: $69.51
Aegis Angel

Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.) When Aegis Angel enters the battlefield, another target permanent gains indestructible for as long as you control Aegis Angel. (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it. A creature with indestructible can't be destroyed by damage.)

Creature
Aegis Angel (w16) 1
1
Anara, Wolvid Familiar

As long as it's your turn, commanders you control have indestructible. (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them. A creature with indestructible can't be destroyed by damage.) Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature
Anara, Wolvid Familiar (cmr) 214
1
Angelic Overseer

Flying As long as you control a Human, Angelic Overseer has hexproof and indestructible.

Creature
Angelic Overseer (isd) 3
1
Avacyn's Pilgrim

{T}: Add {W}.

Creature
Avacyn's Pilgrim (mm3) 119
1
Bastion Protector

Commander creatures you control get +2/+2 and have indestructible.

Creature
Bastion Protector (40k) 182
1
Bellowing Aegisaur

Enrage — Whenever Bellowing Aegisaur is dealt damage, put a +1/+1 counter on each other creature you control.

Creature
Bellowing Aegisaur (xln) 4
1
Colossus of Akros

Defender, indestructible {10}: Monstrosity 10. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put ten +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) As long as Colossus of Akros is monstrous, it has trample and can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Creature Artifact
Colossus of Akros (ths) 214
1
Eight-and-a-Half-Tails

{1}{W}: Target permanent you control gains protection from white until end of turn. {1}: Target spell or permanent becomes white until end of turn.

Creature
Eight-and-a-Half-Tails (clb) 692
1
Elvish Mystic

{T}: Add {G}.

Creature
Elvish Mystic (m15) 173
1
End-Raze Forerunners

Vigilance, trample, haste When End-Raze Forerunners enters the battlefield, other creatures you control get +2/+2 and gain vigilance and trample until end of turn.

Creature
End-Raze Forerunners (clb) 822
1
Fleecemane Lion

{3}{G}{W}: Monstrosity 1. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put a +1/+1 counter on it and it becomes monstrous.) As long as Fleecemane Lion is monstrous, it has hexproof and indestructible.

Creature
Fleecemane Lion (afc) 185
1
Karametra's Acolyte

{T}: Add an amount of {G} equal to your devotion to green. (Each {G} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to green.)

Creature
Karametra's Acolyte (ths) 160
1
Karametra, God of Harvests

Indestructible As long as your devotion to green and white is less than seven, Karametra isn't a creature. Whenever you cast a creature spell, you may search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature Enchantment
Karametra, God of Harvests (plst) BNG-148
1
Llanowar Elves

{T}: Add {G}.

Creature
Llanowar Elves (dom) 168
1
Monk of the Open Hand

Flurry of Blows — Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Monk of the Open Hand.

Creature
Monk of the Open Hand (afr) 25
1
Ranging Raptors

Enrage — Whenever Ranging Raptors is dealt damage, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Creature
Ranging Raptors (xln) 201
1
Rhox Pummeler

Rhox Pummeler enters the battlefield with a shield counter on it. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.) Rhox Pummeler has trample as long as it has a shield counter on it.

Creature
Rhox Pummeler (snc) 155
1
Siegehorn Ceratops

Enrage — Whenever Siegehorn Ceratops is dealt damage, put two +1/+1 counters on it. (It must survive the damage to get the counters.)

Creature
Siegehorn Ceratops (rix) 171
1
Sigarda, Champion of Light

Flying, trample Humans you control get +1/+1. Coven — Whenever Sigarda attacks, if you control three or more creatures with different powers, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a Human creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature
Sigarda, Champion of Light (mid) 323
1
Sigarda, Font of Blessings

Flying Other permanents you control have hexproof. You may look at the top card of your library any time. You may cast Angel spells and Human spells from the top of your library.

Creature
Sigarda, Font of Blessings (mat) 47
1
Sigarda, Heron's Grace

Flying You and Humans you control have hexproof. {2}, Exile a card from your graveyard: Create a 1/1 white Human Soldier creature token.

Creature
Sigarda, Heron's Grace (mic) 155
1
Sigarda, Host of Herons

Flying, hexproof Spells and abilities your opponents control can't cause you to sacrifice permanents.

Creature
Sigarda, Host of Herons (phel) 210
1
Stuffy Doll

Indestructible As Stuffy Doll enters the battlefield, choose a player. Whenever Stuffy Doll is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player. {T}: Stuffy Doll deals 1 damage to itself.

Creature Artifact
Stuffy Doll (clb) 875
1
Titan of Industry

Reach, trample When Titan of Industry enters the battlefield, choose two — • Destroy target artifact or enchantment. • Target player gains 5 life. • Create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token. • Put a shield counter on a creature you control.

Creature
Titan of Industry (snc) 159
1
Toski, Bearer of Secrets

This spell can't be countered. Indestructible Toski, Bearer of Secrets attacks each combat if able. Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Creature
Toski, Bearer of Secrets (khm) 319
1
Trapjaw Tyrant

Enrage — Whenever Trapjaw Tyrant is dealt damage, exile target creature an opponent controls until Trapjaw Tyrant leaves the battlefield.

Creature
Trapjaw Tyrant (rix) 29
1
Vigor

Trample If damage would be dealt to another creature you control, prevent that damage. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each 1 damage prevented this way. When Vigor is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Creature
Vigor (bbd) 215
1
Voice of All

Flying As Voice of All enters the battlefield, choose a color. Voice of All has protection from the chosen color.

Creature
Voice of All (dmr) 34
1
Voice of the Vermin

Voice of the Vermin enters the battlefield with a shield counter on it. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.) Whenever Voice of the Vermin attacks, target creature you control has base power and toughness 4/4 until end of turn.

Creature
Voice of the Vermin (snc) 163
1

Enchantment

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Collective Blessing

Creatures you control get +3/+3.

Enchantment
Collective Blessing (scd) 222
1
Consecrate Land

Enchant land Enchanted land has indestructible and can't be enchanted by other Auras.

Enchantment
Consecrate Land (tsb) 4
1
Druid's Call

Enchant creature Whenever enchanted creature is dealt damage, its controller creates that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.

Enchantment
Druid's Call (plst) ODY-239
1
Gaea's Anthem

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Enchantment
Gaea's Anthem (plst) PLC-147
1
Glorious Anthem

Creatures you control get +1/+1.

Enchantment
Glorious Anthem (m21) 21
1
Hardened Scales

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Enchantment
Hardened Scales (cm2) 138
1
Indestructibility

Enchant permanent Enchanted permanent has indestructible. (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy that permanent. A creature with indestructible can't be destroyed by damage.)

Enchantment
Indestructibility (m14) 23
1
Indrik Umbra

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +4/+4 and has first strike, and all creatures able to block it do so. Totem armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Enchantment
Indrik Umbra (pc2) 96
1
Lure

Enchant creature All creatures able to block enchanted creature do so.

Enchantment
Lure (m12) 183
1
Rest in Peace

When Rest in Peace enters the battlefield, exile all graveyards. If a card or token would be put into a graveyard from anywhere, exile it instead.

Enchantment
Rest in Peace (rtr) 18
1
Rite of Passage

Whenever a creature you control is dealt damage, put a +1/+1 counter on it. (It must survive the damage to get the counter.)

Enchantment
Rite of Passage (5dn) 91
1
Story Circle

As Story Circle enters the battlefield, choose a color. {W}: The next time a source of your choice of the chosen color would deal damage to you this turn, prevent that damage.

Enchantment
Story Circle (8ed) 50
1
Terra Eternal

All lands have indestructible.

Enchantment
Terra Eternal (wwk) 22
1

Instant

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Act of Heroism

Untap target creature. It gets +2/+2 until end of turn and can block an additional creature this turn.

Instant
Act of Heroism (hou) 1
1
Boon of Safety

Put a shield counter on target creature. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.) Scry 1.

Instant
Boon of Safety (snc) 4
1
Contractual Safeguard

Addendum — If you cast this spell during your main phase, put a shield counter on a creature you control. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.) Choose a kind of counter on a creature you control. Put a counter of that kind on each other creature you control.

Instant
Contractual Safeguard (ncc) 14
1
Eladamri's Call

Search your library for a creature card, reveal that card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Instant
Eladamri's Call (mh1) 197
1
Gideon's Sacrifice

Choose a creature or planeswalker you control. All damage that would be dealt this turn to you and permanents you control is dealt to the chosen permanent instead (if it's still on the battlefield).

Instant
Gideon's Sacrifice (war) 14
1
Selesnya Charm

Choose one — • Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. • Exile target creature with power 5 or greater. • Create a 2/2 white Knight creature token with vigilance.

Instant
Selesnya Charm (rtr) 194
1

Land

Quantity: 37Price: $38.61
Canopy Vista

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) Canopy Vista enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Land
Canopy Vista (dmc) 201
1
Forest

({T}: Add {G}.)

Land
Forest (m21) 272
15
Overgrown Farmland

Overgrown Farmland enters the battlefield tapped unless you control two or more other lands. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Land
Overgrown Farmland (mid) 283
1
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (mom) 277
17
Sunpetal Grove

Sunpetal Grove enters the battlefield tapped unless you control a Forest or a Plains. {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Land
Sunpetal Grove (ltc) 336
1
Temple Garden

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.) As Temple Garden enters the battlefield, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters the battlefield tapped.

Land
Temple Garden (rtr) 248
1
Thornglint Bridge

Thornglint Bridge enters the battlefield tapped. Indestructible {T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Artifact Land
Thornglint Bridge (mh2) 258
1

Planeswalker

Quantity: 3Price: $6.97
Basri Ket

+1: Put a +1/+1 counter on up to one target creature. It gains indestructible until end of turn. −2: Whenever one or more nontoken creatures attack this turn, create that many 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens that are tapped and attacking. −6: You get an emblem with "At the beginning of combat on your turn, create a 1/1 white Soldier creature token, then put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control."

Planeswalker
Basri Ket (m21) 7
1
Elspeth Resplendent

+1: Choose up to one target creature. Put a +1/+1 counter and a counter from among flying, first strike, lifelink, or vigilance on it. −3: Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may put a permanent card with mana value 3 or less from among them onto the battlefield with a shield counter on it. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. −7: Create five 3/3 white Angel creature tokens with flying.

Planeswalker
Elspeth Resplendent (psnc) 11p
1
Grand Master of Flowers

As long as Grand Master of Flowers has seven or more loyalty counters on him, he's a 7/7 Dragon God creature with flying and indestructible. +1: Target creature without first strike, double strike, or vigilance can't attack or block until your next turn. +1: Search your library and/or graveyard for a card named Monk of the Open Hand, reveal it, and put it into your hand. If you search your library this way, shuffle.

Planeswalker
Grand Master of Flowers (afr) 17
1

Sorcery

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Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Cultivate (ltc) 236
1
Declare Dominance

Target creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. All creatures able to block it this turn do so.

Sorcery
Declare Dominance (m19) 175
1
Farseek

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Farseek (ltc) 244
1
Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Rampant Growth (9ed) 263
1
Revenge of the Hunted

Until end of turn, target creature gets +6/+6 and gains trample, and all creatures able to block it this turn do so. Miracle {G} (You may cast this card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

Sorcery
Revenge of the Hunted (avr) 191
1
Three Visits

Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sorcery
Three Visits (clb) 837
1

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