Equipped creature has haste and shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {0}

Flying, haste If a source would deal damage to you, it deals double that damage to you instead. If a source would deal damage to Goldnight Castigator, it deals double that damage to Goldnight Castigator instead.

You can't cast creature spells.

{W}{U}, {T}: Put a bribery counter on target creature you don't control. Its controller draws a card. Creatures with bribery counters on them can't attack or block.

Flying At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice an artifact other than Rust Elemental. If you can't, tap Rust Elemental and you lose 4 life.

No more than one creature can attack each combat. No more than one creature can block each combat.

You can't play lands. Sacrifice a land: Draw two cards. Activate only once each turn.

Enchant player Enchanted player can't cast more than one spell each turn.

Enchant player Whenever enchanted player is attacked, you draw a card. Each opponent attacking that player does the same.

At the beginning of your upkeep, Form of the Dragon deals 5 damage to any target. At the beginning of each end step, your life total becomes 5. Creatures without flying can't attack you.

Enchant creature, land, or planeswalker Enchanted permanent is a colorless land with "{T}: Add {C}" and loses all other card types and abilities.

Hexproof If a source would deal damage to you, prevent that damage and put an incarnation counter on Nine Lives. When there are nine or more incarnation counters on Nine Lives, exile it. When Nine Lives leaves the battlefield, you lose the game.

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by creatures you control.

Cumulative upkeep—Exile the top card of your library. (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.) When a player doesn't pay Thought Lash's cumulative upkeep, that player exiles all cards from their library. Exile the top card of your library: Prevent the next 1 damage that would be dealt to you this turn.

You don't lose the game for having 0 or less life. When you have 20 or more life, you lose the game. Whenever you lose life, you gain 2 life for each 1 life you lost. (Damage dealt to you causes you to lose life.)

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Counter target spell.

Exile target creature. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.