870
5/2/2023
Bullshit
Deck Size: 62
Commander
Est deck cost: $55.52
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Commander

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Pietra, Crafter of Clowns

Haste Robots you control get +1/+1. {R}{W}, {T}, Tell a joke you haven't told this game to someone outside the game: Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. If that person laughed, the token gains haste until end of turn.

Creature
Pietra, Crafter of Clowns (unf) 176

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Instant

Qty: 5 Price: $1.75
A Good Day to Pie

Tap up to two target creatures. Whenever you put a name sticker on a creature, you may return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Instant
A Good Day to Pie (unf) 12
Bar Entry

Choose one — • Destroy target creature with power 4 or greater. • Destroy target creature with any part of its head higher than the bar. (Align the tops of both cards to check.)

Instant
Bar Entry (unf) 4
Eelectrocute

Eelectrocute deals 2 damage to any target. You may cast this card from your graveyard as long as you've rolled a 6 this turn. If you cast it this way and it would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead.

Instant
Eelectrocute (unf) 106
Hat Trick

Target blocking or blocked creature you control gets +1/+1 and gains first strike until end of turn. If it has a hat, it gains double strike until end of turn. If you and that creature each have a hat, the creature gains triple strike until end of turn.

Instant
Hat Trick (unf) 13
Now You See Me . . .

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control with X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is the number of mirrors on walls you can see from your seat.

Instant
Now You See Me . . . (unf) 20

Instant

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Artifact

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_____ _____ Rocketship

Flying When this Vehicle enters, you may put up to two name stickers on it. Whenever this Vehicle attacks, choose a letter. This Vehicle gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each name sticker on it that begins with the chosen letter. Crew 2

Artifact
_____ _____ Rocketship (unf) 191
Autograph Book

This artifact enters with a page counter on it for each person who has signed it. {3}, {T}, Remove a page counter from this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact
Autograph Book (unf) 183
Blue Ribbon

When this Equipment enters, ask a person outside the game which creature you control is most deserving of a blue ribbon. Attach this Equipment to that creature. Equipped creature has best in show. (Whenever another creature becomes the target of a spell or ability you control, you may copy that spell or ability. If you do, the copy targets this creature.) Equip {3}

Artifact
Blue Ribbon (unf) 184
Clown Car

When this Vehicle enters, roll X six-sided dice. For each odd result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token. For each even result, put a +1/+1 counter on this Vehicle. Crew 2

Artifact
Clown Car (unf) 186
Greatest Show in the Multiverse

(As this Saga enters and after your draw step, add a lore counter. Sacrifice after III.) As an additional cost to cast this spell, exile five instant and/or sorcery cards you own with the same artist and different names from outside the game. I, II, III — Choose one of the exiled cards at random. You may cast it without paying its mana cost.

Artifact Enchantment
Greatest Show in the Multiverse (unf) 189
Park Map

{1}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a land card that doesn't have the same art as a permanent you control, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Artifact
Park Map (unf) 190
Pin Collection

When this Equipment enters, you may put an ability sticker with ticket cost X or less on it without paying that sticker's ticket cost. Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has all abilities of ability stickers on this Equipment. Equip {2}

Artifact
Pin Collection (unf) 23

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Land

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Nearby Planet

Rangeling (This card is every land type, including Plains, Island, Swamp, Mountain, Forest, Desert, Gate, Lair, Locus, and all those Urza's ones.) This land enters tapped. When this land enters, sacrifice it unless you pay {1}.

Land
Nearby Planet (unf) 198

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Creature

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_____ Bird Gets the Worm

Flying When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. You gain X life, where X is the number of unique vowels on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Creature
_____ Bird Gets the Worm (unf) 5
_____ Goblin

When this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. Add {R} for each unique vowel on that sticker. (The vowels are A, E, I, O, U, and Y.)

Creature
_____ Goblin (unf) 107
Aerialephant

Flying When Aerialephant enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature
Aerialephant (unf) 2
Assembled Ensemble

Vigilance Assembled Ensemble's power is equal to the number of Robots you control. Whenever you cast a spell with an artifact creature in its art, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Creature Artifact
Assembled Ensemble (unf) 3
Big Winner

This creature has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Creature
Big Winner (unf) 101
Captain Rex Nebula

At the beginning of combat on your turn, choose target nonland permanent you control. Until end of turn, it becomes a Vehicle artifact with base power and toughness each equal to its mana value, and it gains crew 2 and "Crash Land — Whenever this Vehicle deals damage, roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to this Vehicle's mana value, sacrifice this Vehicle, then it deals that much damage to any target."

Creature
Captain Rex Nebula (unf) 164
Carnival Barker

{T}: You have thirty seconds to laud a creature you control to any people outside the game. Until end of turn, that creature gains trample and haste and gets +X/+0, where X is the number of those people who applauded. Activate only as a sorcery and only once.

Creature
Carnival Barker (unf) 102
Complaints Clerk

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.) Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Creature
Complaints Clerk (unf) 7
D00-DL, Caricaturist

When D00-DL, Caricaturist enters, create a 4/4 colorless Sketch creature token, which you have fifteen seconds to draw. The token has flying if it has wings in its art. The same is true for first strike and a sword, vigilance and a shield, menace and mean eyes, trample and horns, deathtouch and claws, lifelink and fangs, and haste and footwear.

Creature Artifact
D00-DL, Caricaturist (unf) 187
Devil K. Nevil

Haste When Devil K. Nevil enters, jump it over any number of creatures. If it clears those creatures, put that many +1/+1 counters on it. (You can see a jumping demonstration at DevilKNevil.com.)

Creature
Devil K. Nevil (unf) 104
Goblin Airbrusher

Whenever you place a sticker, create a Treasure token. If it's an art sticker, instead create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Goblin Airbrusher (unf) 108
Goblin Blastronauts

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. Whenever you roll a 6, you may copy the spell, ability, or Attraction visit that caused you to roll that die. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Creature
Goblin Blastronauts (unf) 109
Goblin Cruciverbalist

Haste When this creature enters, create a colorless artifact token named your choice of A, E, I, O, or U. Whenever this creature attacks, using the first letters of the names of permanents you control, spell a word you haven't spelled this game. It gets +1/+0 until end of turn for each letter in that word.

Creature
Goblin Cruciverbalist (unf) 110
Goblin Girder Gang

Reach Whenever you roll a die, if the result isn't stored on this creature, you may store that result on it. When you do, this creature deals 1 damage to any target without a hat. This creature gets +1/+0 for each result stored on it.

Creature
Goblin Girder Gang (unf) 111
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels

As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Creature
Ignacio of Myra's Marvels (unf) 112
Impounding Lot-Bot

When this creature enters, you may say "INCARCERATE!" in a robot voice. If you do, exile another target artifact or enchantment until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Creature Artifact
Impounding Lot-Bot (unf) 14
Jetpack Janitor

Alpha strike (This creature has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

Creature
Jetpack Janitor (unf) 15
Juggletron

Trample Whenever this creature attacks, you may put an art sticker on it. This creature gets +3/+0 for each item in its art that's not touching Juggletron, another item, or the card frame.

Creature Artifact
Juggletron (unf) 113
Katerina of Myra's Marvels

As Katerina of Myra's Marvels enters, choose a letter. Whenever you cast a spell whose name begins with the chosen letter, create a white 2/2 Cat creature token with flying. Partner (You can have two commanders if they both have partner.)

Creature
Katerina of Myra's Marvels (unf) 16
Knight in _____ Armor

First strike As this creature enters, you may put a name sticker on it. This creature has protection from names that start with the same letter as a name sticker on it.

Creature
Knight in _____ Armor (unf) 17
Minotaur de Force

Haste When Minotaur de Force enters, you get {TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature
Minotaur de Force (unf) 114
Non-Human Cannonball

When this creature dies, roll a six-sided die. If the result is 4 or less, this creature deals that much damage to you.

Creature Artifact
Non-Human Cannonball (unf) 115
Omniclown Colossus

Creature Artifact
Omniclown Colossus // Pie-roclasm (unf) 116
One-Clown Band

{2}{R}: Target Robot gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Creature Artifact
One-Clown Band (unf) 117
Park Bleater

Whenever another creature you own enters, you get {TK}. {W}, {T}: You may put a sticker on a creature you own that entered this turn.

Creature
Park Bleater (unf) 21
Proficient Pyrodancer

When this creature enters, you may put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. {2}{R}: Another target creature with an art sticker on it gets +2/+0 and gains menace until end of turn.

Creature
Proficient Pyrodancer (unf) 120
Rad Rascal

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Creature
Rad Rascal (unf) 121
Ride Guide

When this creature enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Creature
Ride Guide (unf) 24
Robo-Piñata

When Robo-Piñata dies, choose one — • You get {TK}{TK}. • You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Creature Artifact
Robo-Piñata (unf) 25
Rock Star

Reach When this creature enters, you may discard a card. If you do, reveal the top five cards of your library. Ask a person outside the game to choose which of them is most like a rock band. Put that card into your hand and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Creature
Rock Star (unf) 122
Sanguine Sipper

This creature has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Creature
Sanguine Sipper (unf) 26

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Planeswalker

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Comet, Stellar Pup

0: Roll a six-sided die. 1 or 2 — [+2], then create two 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens. They gain haste until end of turn. 3 — [−1], then return a card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand. 4 or 5 — Comet deals damage equal to the number of loyalty counters on him to a creature or player, then [−2]. 6 — [+1], and you may activate Comet's loyalty ability two more times this turn.

Planeswalker
Comet, Stellar Pup (unf) 166

Planeswalker

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Enchantment

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_____ Balls of Fire

When this enchantment enters, you may put a name sticker on it. Whenever you put a sticker on this enchantment, it deals damage equal to the number of o's in name stickers on this enchantment to any target.

Enchantment
_____ Balls of Fire (unf) 100
Don't Try This at Home

If a hot source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals that much damage plus 1 instead. (Something is hot if it has hot things in its art, like fire or explosions.) {1}{R}, Sacrifice this enchantment: It deals damage equal to twice the number of hot cards in your graveyard to target creature or planeswalker.

Enchantment
Don't Try This at Home (unf) 105
Far Out

Rather than choose the indicated number of modes for spells and abilities you control, you may choose one or more modes. You can't choose any mode more than once.

Enchantment
Far Out (unf) 8
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun

When this enchantment enters, you gain 7 life. You become a card until you leave your library or that library is shuffled. Put yourself seventh from the top, balancing the cards on top of you on your head. When you draw yourself, you win the game. When one or more cards fall off your head, exile them and all cards on your head, then sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchantment
Form of the Approach of the Second Sun (unf) 9
Get Your Head in the Game

Flash When this enchantment enters, exile target nonland permanent until it (this card) leaves the battlefield, then touch it (this card) to your head. When it (this card) stops touching it (your head), sacrifice it (the card, not your head).

Enchantment
Get Your Head in the Game (unf) 10
Gobsmacked

Enchant nonland permanent As this Aura enters, choose a person outside the game. As long as you can see the chosen person from your seat, enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated.

Enchantment
Gobsmacked (unf) 11
Priority Boarding

Whenever you roll a die, you may reveal the top card of your library. Do this only once each turn. Whenever you reveal a card with mana value less than the result this way, you may exile it. If you do, you may play it this turn.

Enchantment
Priority Boarding (unf) 119

Enchantment

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Sorcery

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Aardwolf's Advantage

Creatures you control get +2/+0 and gain alpha strike until end of turn. (A creature with alpha strike has first strike as long as it's blocking or being blocked by a creature that comes after it alphabetically.)

Sorcery
Aardwolf's Advantage (unf) 97
Amped Up

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat. Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gets +3/+0 and gains haste.

Sorcery
Amped Up (unf) 98
Art Appreciation

Put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Then ask a person outside the game to rate its new art on a scale from 1 to 5, where 5 is the best. When they rate the art, up to that many target creatures can't block this turn.

Sorcery
Art Appreciation (unf) 99
Circuits Act

Roll three six-sided dice. For each different result, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Sorcery
Circuits Act (unf) 103
Clowning Around

Create two 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature tokens, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is equal to or less than the number of Robots you control, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Sorcery
Clowning Around (unf) 6
Leading Performance

Choose two letters. Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control whose name begins with either of the chosen letters.

Sorcery
Leading Performance (unf) 18
Main Event Horizon

As an additional cost to cast this spell, choose A through M or N through Z. Destroy each creature whose name begins with a letter in the chosen range.

Sorcery
Main Event Horizon (unf) 19
Opening Ceremony

Add {W}{U}{B}{R}{G}{C}. You may open a sealed Magic booster pack. Until end of turn, you may cast spells from among the cards in that booster pack.

Sorcery
Opening Ceremony (unf) 118
Park Re-Entry

Return up to two target creature cards that each have a hat and/or mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Sorcery
Park Re-Entry (unf) 22

Sorcery

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Attraction

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Balloon Stand

Visit — Choose one. • Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying. • Sacrifice a Balloon. If you do, target creature gains flying until end of turn.

Artifact
Balloon Stand (unf) 200c
Bounce Chamber

Visit — Return a creature you don't control with the lowest toughness among creatures you don't control to its owner's hand. (If multiple creatures are tied, choose any one of them.)

Artifact
Bounce Chamber (unf) 201c
Bumper Cars

Visit — Target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

Artifact
Bumper Cars (unf) 202a
Centrifuge

Visit — Each player draws a card from the library of the player to their right. You create three Treasure tokens.

Artifact
Centrifuge (unf) 203a
Clown Extruder

Visit — Create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Artifact
Clown Extruder (unf) 204b
Concession Stand

Visit — Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Artifact
Concession Stand (unf) 205b
Costume Shop

Visit — You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Artifact
Costume Shop (unf) 206a
Cover the Spot

Visit — Drop three cards you own from outside the game one at a time onto the playing area from a height of at least one foot (about 0.3 meters). If those cards completely cover this Attraction, claim the prize! Prize — You get {TK}{TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.

Artifact
Cover the Spot (unf) 207b
Dart Throw

Visit — Throw a card you own from outside the game onto the playing area from a distance of three feet (about one meter). If that card touches this Attraction, claim the prize! Prize — Create two 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature tokens. Sacrifice this Attraction, then open an Attraction.

Artifact
Dart Throw (unf) 208a
Drop Tower

Visit — Target creature gains flying until end of turn, or until any player rolls a 1, whichever comes first.

Artifact
Drop Tower (unf) 209c
Ferris Wheel

Visit — Choose target creature that hasn't been phased out with this Attraction. That creature phases out until you roll a 3 or less while rolling to visit your Attractions.

Artifact
Ferris Wheel (unf) 210
Foam Weapons Kiosk

Visit — Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. That creature gains vigilance until end of turn.

Artifact
Foam Weapons Kiosk (unf) 211c
Fortune Teller

Visit — Scry 1.

Artifact
Fortune Teller (unf) 212f
Gallery of Legends

Visit — Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card, then choose a legendary creature card name with the same mana value as that card. Create a token that's a copy of the card with the chosen name. That token gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step.

Artifact
Gallery of Legends (unf) 213a
Gift Shop

Visit — Choose one that hasn't been chosen. • Create a 1/1 red Balloon creature token with flying. • Create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token. • Create two Food tokens. • You get {TK}{TK}{TK}. • You may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.

Artifact
Gift Shop (unf) 214a
Guess Your Fate

Visit — Look at the bottom card of your library, then give a person outside the game a one-word clue not on that card. They guess a word. If their guess appears in that card's name, claim the prize! Prize — Reveal the card, put it into your hand, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.

Artifact
Guess Your Fate (unf) 215a
Hall of Mirrors

Visit — Choose target creature you control. Each other creature you control becomes a copy of that creature until end of turn, except it isn't legendary.

Artifact
Hall of Mirrors (unf) 216b
Haunted House

Visit — Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of your next end step.

Artifact
Haunted House (unf) 217a
Information Booth

Visit — Draw a card.

Artifact
Information Booth (unf) 218d
Kiddie Coaster

Visit — Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact
Kiddie Coaster (unf) 219d
Log Flume

Visit — Choose up to four creatures you control. Those creatures jump in a log until end of turn. (Creatures in a log together can't be blocked unless they're all blocked. If a spell or ability you control targets one of them, it targets all of them.)

Artifact
Log Flume (unf) 220a
Memory Test

When this Attraction enters, target opponent exiles cards from the bottom of their library until they exile five nonland cards, then turns those nonland cards face down. Visit — Name the exiled face-down cards, then look at them. If you named them correctly, turn them face up, then claim the prize! Prize — Create three 1/1 red Balloon creature tokens with flying, then sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.

Artifact
Memory Test (unf) 221a
Merry-Go-Round

Visit — Creatures you control with power 2 or less gain horsemanship until end of turn. (They can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship.)

Artifact
Merry-Go-Round (unf) 222a
Pick-a-Beeble

Visit — Roll a six-sided die. Put a number of luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble equal to the result and create a Treasure token. Then if there are six or more luck counters on Pick-a-Beeble, claim the prize! Prize — Create two Treasure tokens, then sacrifice Pick-a-Beeble and open an Attraction.

Artifact
Pick-a-Beeble (unf) 223b
Push Your Luck

Visit — Reveal cards from the top of your library until you decide to stop. If the total mana value of the cards revealed this way is 7 or less, create a 2/2 pink Teddy Bear creature token. If the total is exactly 7, claim the prize Shuffle the revealed cards into your library. Prize — Put five +1/+1 counters on a Teddy Bear you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice this Attraction and open an Attraction.

Artifact
Push Your Luck (unf) 224a
Roller Coaster

Visit — Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Artifact
Roller Coaster (unf) 225c

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32 pips - 28 cards
2 mana - 2 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 2 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 2 cards
35 pips - 29 cards
3 mana - 3 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 2 cards
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1 mana - 1 card
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