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Patricia's Life Drain
Deck Size: 100
Pauper EDH
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Est deck cost: $69.60
Salt Sum: 17.68
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Commander

Quantity: 1Price: $1.29
Indulging Patrician

Flying Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) At the beginning of your end step, if you gained 3 or more life this turn, each opponent loses 3 life.

Creature
Indulging Patrician (m21) 219
1

Artifact

Quantity: 6Price: $5.70
Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (moc) 348
1
Commander's Sphere

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. Sacrifice Commander's Sphere: Draw a card.

Artifact
Commander's Sphere (moc) 352
1
Mind Stone

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice Mind Stone: Draw a card.

Artifact
Mind Stone (moc) 364
1
Orzhov Signet

{1}, {T}: Add {W}{B}.

Artifact
Orzhov Signet (moc) 369
1
Pristine Talisman

{T}: Add {C}. You gain 1 life.

Artifact
Pristine Talisman (c21) 258
1
Whispersilk Cloak

Equipped creature can't be blocked and has shroud. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities.) Equip {2}

Artifact
Whispersilk Cloak (m10) 221
1

Creature

Quantity: 26Price: $25.12
Audacious Thief

Whenever Audacious Thief attacks, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Creature
Audacious Thief (m20) 84
1
Celestial Unicorn

Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on Celestial Unicorn.

Creature
Celestial Unicorn (afr) 5
1
Children of Korlis

Sacrifice Children of Korlis: You gain life equal to the life you've lost this turn. (Damage causes loss of life.)

Creature
Children of Korlis (tsr) 14
1
Dawnbringer Cleric

When Dawnbringer Cleric enters the battlefield, choose one — • Cure Wounds — You gain 2 life. • Dispel Magic — Destroy target enchantment. • Gentle Repose — Exile target card from a graveyard.

Creature
Dawnbringer Cleric (clb) 15
1
Dusk Legion Zealot

When Dusk Legion Zealot enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Creature
Dusk Legion Zealot (plst) RIX-70
1
Epicure of Blood

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature
Epicure of Blood (j22) 411
1
Falkenrath Noble

Flying Whenever Falkenrath Noble or another creature dies, target player loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature
Falkenrath Noble (j22) 414
1
Filigree Familiar

When Filigree Familiar enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. When Filigree Familiar dies, draw a card.

Creature Artifact
Filigree Familiar (cmr) 308
1
God-Pharaoh's Faithful

Whenever you cast a blue, black, or red spell, you gain 1 life.

Creature
God-Pharaoh's Faithful (plst) HOU-14
1
Gold Myr

{T}: Add {W}.

Creature Artifact
Gold Myr (nec) 153
1
Gray Merchant of Asphodel

When Gray Merchant of Asphodel enters the battlefield, each opponent loses X life, where X is your devotion to black. You gain life equal to the life lost this way. (Each {B} in the mana costs of permanents you control counts toward your devotion to black.)

Creature
Gray Merchant of Asphodel (ths) 89
1
Impassioned Orator

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.

Creature
Impassioned Orator (rna) 12
1
Inspiring Overseer

Flying When Inspiring Overseer enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature
Inspiring Overseer (j22) 200
1
Leaden Myr

{T}: Add {B}.

Creature Artifact
Leaden Myr (som) 170
1
Lunarch Veteran

Creature
Lunarch Veteran // Luminous Phantom (mid) 27Lunarch Veteran // Luminous Phantom (mid) 27
1
Marauding Blight-Priest

Whenever you gain life, each opponent loses 1 life.

Creature
Marauding Blight-Priest (j22) 439
1
Mukotai Ambusher

Ninjutsu {1}{B} ({1}{B}, Return an unblocked attacker you control to hand: Put this card onto the battlefield from your hand tapped and attacking.) Lifelink

Creature Artifact
Mukotai Ambusher (neo) 112
1
Night Market Lookout

Whenever Night Market Lookout becomes tapped, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain 1 life.

Creature
Night Market Lookout (kld) 95
1
Phyrexian Rager

When Phyrexian Rager enters the battlefield, you draw a card and you lose 1 life.

Creature
Phyrexian Rager (dmr) 99
1
Priest of Ancient Lore

When Priest of Ancient Lore enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life and draw a card.

Creature
Priest of Ancient Lore (clb) 704
1
Scholar of Athreos

{2}{B}: Each opponent loses 1 life. You gain life equal to the life lost this way.

Creature
Scholar of Athreos (ths) 28
1
Seraph of Dawn

Flying, lifelink

Creature
Seraph of Dawn (cmr) 44
1
Soul Warden

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life.

Creature
Soul Warden (plst) MM3-24
1
Soul's Attendant

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield, you may gain 1 life.

Creature
Soul's Attendant (roe) 44
1
Suture Priest

Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you may gain 1 life. Whenever a creature enters the battlefield under an opponent's control, you may have that player lose 1 life.

Creature
Suture Priest (moc) 210
1
Tithe Drinker

Lifelink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.) Extort (Whenever you cast a spell, you may pay {W/B}. If you do, each opponent loses 1 life and you gain that much life.)

Creature
Tithe Drinker (plst) C17-200
1

Enchantment

Quantity: 11Price: $5.73
Edge of the Divinity

Enchant creature As long as enchanted creature is white, it gets +1/+2. As long as enchanted creature is black, it gets +2/+1.

Enchantment
Edge of the Divinity (eve) 87
1
Eland Umbra

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +0/+4. Totem armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Enchantment
Eland Umbra (roe) 19
1
Eternal Thirst

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has lifelink and "Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature." (Damage dealt by a creature with lifelink also causes its controller to gain that much life.)

Enchantment
Eternal Thirst (jmp) 229
1
Gift of Fangs

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 as long as it's a Vampire. Otherwise, it gets -2/-2.

Enchantment
Gift of Fangs (vow) 113
1
Hyena Umbra

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has first strike. Totem armor (If enchanted creature would be destroyed, instead remove all damage from it and destroy this Aura.)

Enchantment
Hyena Umbra (2x2) 13
1
Ill-Gotten Inheritance

At the beginning of your upkeep, Ill-Gotten Inheritance deals 1 damage to each opponent and you gain 1 life. {5}{B}, Sacrifice Ill-Gotten Inheritance: It deals 4 damage to target opponent and you gain 4 life.

Enchantment
Ill-Gotten Inheritance (j22) 427
1
Kaya's Ghostform

Enchant creature or planeswalker you control When enchanted permanent dies or is put into exile, return that card to the battlefield under your control.

Enchantment
Kaya's Ghostform (war) 94
1
Mark of the Vampire

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and has lifelink.

Enchantment
Mark of the Vampire (plst) UMA-105
1
Molting Snakeskin

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+0 and has "{2}{B}: Regenerate this creature."

Enchantment
Molting Snakeskin (ktk) 80
1
Spirit Link

Enchant creature (Target a creature as you cast this. This card enters the battlefield attached to that creature.) Whenever enchanted creature deals damage, you gain that much life.

Enchantment
Spirit Link (dmr) 29
1
Squire's Devotion

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +1/+1 and has lifelink. When Squire's Devotion enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 white Vampire creature token with lifelink.

Enchantment
Squire's Devotion (rix) 25
1

Instant

Quantity: 11Price: $8.41
Adamant Will

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Instant
Adamant Will (dom) 2
1
Beaming Defiance

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 and gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Instant
Beaming Defiance (stx) 9
1
Crushing Disappointment

Each player loses 2 life. You draw two cards.

Instant
Crushing Disappointment (stx) 68
1
Ephemerate

Exile target creature you control, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control. Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Instant
Ephemerate (plst) MH1-7
1
Fake Your Own Death

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control and you create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Instant
Fake Your Own Death (snc) 79
1
Go for the Throat

Destroy target nonartifact creature.

Instant
Go for the Throat (2x2) 76
1
Loran's Escape

Target artifact or creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Scry 1.

Instant
Loran's Escape (bro) 14
1
Reckoner's Bargain

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice an artifact or creature. You gain life equal to the sacrificed permanent's mana value. Draw two cards.

Instant
Reckoner's Bargain (neo) 120
1
Revitalize

You gain 3 life. Draw a card.

Instant
Revitalize (khm) 23
1
Supernatural Stamina

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Instant
Supernatural Stamina (2x2) 93
1
Union of the Third Path

Draw a card, then you gain life equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Instant
Union of the Third Path (bro) 31
1

Land

Quantity: 36Price: $15.00
Cabaretti Courtyard

When Cabaretti Courtyard enters the battlefield, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Land
Cabaretti Courtyard (snc) 249
1
Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Land
Command Tower (moc) 396
1
Crumbling Vestige

Crumbling Vestige enters the battlefield tapped. When Crumbling Vestige enters the battlefield, add one mana of any color. {T}: Add {C}. ({C} represents colorless mana.)

Land
Crumbling Vestige (ogw) 170
1
Maestros Theater

When Maestros Theater enters the battlefield, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Land
Maestros Theater (snc) 251
1
Mortuary Mire

Mortuary Mire enters the battlefield tapped. When Mortuary Mire enters the battlefield, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library. {T}: Add {B}.

Land
Mortuary Mire (j22) 817
1
Obscura Storefront

When Obscura Storefront enters the battlefield, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Plains, Island, or Swamp card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Land
Obscura Storefront (snc) 252
1
Plains

({T}: Add {W}.)

Land
Plains (j22) 98
14
Radiant Fountain

When Radiant Fountain enters the battlefield, you gain 2 life. {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Radiant Fountain (c21) 310
1
Scoured Barrens

Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield tapped. When Scoured Barrens enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life. {T}: Add {W} or {B}.

Land
Scoured Barrens (m21) 250
1
Swamp

({T}: Add {B}.)

Land
Swamp (j22) 105
13
Witch's Cottage

({T}: Add {B}.) Witch's Cottage enters the battlefield tapped unless you control three or more other Swamps. When Witch's Cottage enters the battlefield untapped, you may put target creature card from your graveyard on top of your library.

Land
Witch's Cottage (eld) 249
1

Sorcery

Quantity: 9Price: $8.35
Call to the Netherworld

Return target black creature card from your graveyard to your hand. Madness {0} (If you discard this card, discard it into exile. When you do, cast it for its madness cost or put it into your graveyard.)

Sorcery
Call to the Netherworld (c19) 108
1
Feed the Swarm

Destroy target creature or enchantment an opponent controls. You lose life equal to that permanent's mana value.

Sorcery
Feed the Swarm (scd) 77
1
Foreboding Fruit

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life. Adamant — If at least three black mana was spent to cast this spell, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery
Foreboding Fruit (eld) 88
1
Late to Dinner

Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.")

Sorcery
Late to Dinner (mh2) 19
1
Night's Whisper

You draw two cards and you lose 2 life.

Sorcery
Night's Whisper (onc) 94
1
Sanctify

Destroy target artifact or enchantment. You gain 3 life.

Sorcery
Sanctify (vow) 33
1
Severed Strands

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature. You gain life equal to the sacrificed creature's toughness. Destroy target creature an opponent controls.

Sorcery
Severed Strands (2x2) 88
1
Sign in Blood

Target player draws two cards and loses 2 life.

Sorcery
Sign in Blood (scd) 107
1
Unearth

Return target creature card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Sorcery
Unearth (2x2) 96
1

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Description

{"ops":[{"insert":"Gain life on your turn, Patricia deals damage to all your opponents at the end of it. Rinse, repeat, remember to protect her with blink spells and the like. \n"}]}
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