Witness Protection

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson. (It loses all other colors, card types, creature types, and names.)

Garza's Assassin

Sacrifice this creature: Destroy target nonblack creature.
Recover—Pay half your life, rounded up. (When another creature is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, you may pay half your life, rounded up. If you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand. Otherwise, exile this card.)

Fog Bank

Defender (This creature can't attack.)
Flying
Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt to and dealt by this creature.

Mortarpod

Living weapon (When this Equipment enters, create a 0/0 black Phyrexian Germ creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has "Sacrifice this creature: This creature deals 1 damage to any target."
Equip {2}

Levitating Statue

Flying
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this artifact.
{2}: This artifact becomes a 1/1 Construct artifact creature until end of turn.

Wall of Denial

Defender, flying
Shroud (This creature can't be the target of spells or abilities.)

Barbarian Bully

Discard a card at random: This creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn unless a player has this creature deal 4 damage to them. Activate only once each turn.

Go for the Throat

Shinechaser

Flying, vigilance
This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control an artifact.
This creature gets +1/+1 as long as you control an enchantment.

Sawblade Scamp

Haste
Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, put an oil counter on this creature.
{T}, Remove an oil counter from this creature: It deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Sheltering Light

Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. Scry 1. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy the creature.)

Umbilicus

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player may pay 2 life. If they don't, they return a permanent they control to its owner's hand.

Typhoid Rats

Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Mob Justice

Mob Justice deals damage to target player or planeswalker equal to the number of creatures you control.

Walking Bulwark

Defender
{2}: Until end of turn, target creature with defender gains haste, can attack as though it didn't have defender, and assigns combat damage equal to its toughness rather than its power. Activate only as a sorcery.