Mox Sapphire

Mox Ruby

Taiga

Ancestral Anger

Target creature gains trample and gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is 1 plus the number of cards named Ancestral Anger in your graveyard. (A creature with trample can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Draw a card.

Black Lotus

{T}, Sacrifice Black Lotus: Add three mana of any one color.

Sol Ring

Time Walk

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Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Zilortha, Strength Incarnate

Trample
Lethal damage dealt to creatures you control is determined by their power rather than their toughness.

Mox Emerald

Infinity Elemental

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