Mindsplice Apparatus

Flash
At the beginning of your upkeep, put an oil counter on this artifact.
Instant and sorcery spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each oil counter on this artifact.

Unctus, Grand Metatect

Other blue creatures you control have "Whenever this creature becomes tapped, draw a card, then discard a card."
Other artifact creatures you control get +1/+1.
{U/P}: Until end of turn, target creature you control becomes a blue artifact in addition to its other colors and types. Activate only as a sorcery. ({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.)