Thraxodemon

{3}, {T}, Sacrifice another creature or artifact: Draw a card.

Conscripted Infantry

When Conscripted Infantry dies, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.

Ticket Turbotubes

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{3}, {T}: You get {TK} (a ticket counter).

Third Path Savant

Mishra's Onslaught

Choose one —
• Create two 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature tokens.
• Creatures you control get +2/+0 until end of turn.

Disenchant

Loran's Escape

Target artifact or creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn. Scry 1.

Busted!

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.

Blitz Automaton

Prototype {2}{R} — 3/2 (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.)
Haste

Repair and Recharge

Return target artifact, enchantment, or planeswalker card from your graveyard to the battlefield. Create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Sigil of Valor

Whenever equipped creature attacks alone, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn for each other creature you control.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Fallaji Vanguard

First strike
Whenever Fallaji Vanguard or another creature you control enters, target creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Gurgling Anointer

Flying
Whenever you draw your second card each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Gurgling Anointer.
When Gurgling Anointer dies, return another target creature card with mana value less than or equal to Gurgling Anointer's power from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Heavyweight Demolisher

Menace
At the beginning of your upkeep, tap Heavyweight Demolisher unless you pay {3}.
Unearth {6}{R}{R} ({6}{R}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Wee Champion

Whenever you place a sticker, Wee Champion gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If it's an art sticker, instead put a +1/+1 counter on Wee Champion.

Self-Assembler

When Self-Assembler enters, you may search your library for an Assembly-Worker creature card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Sanguine Sipper

Sanguine Sipper has lifelink as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Stone Retrieval Unit

When Stone Retrieval Unit enters, create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Phalanx Vanguard

Vigilance
Whenever an artifact you control enters, Phalanx Vanguard gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Blufferfish

{3}{U}: An opponent tells you a statement about themselves and secretly notes whether it's true or false. You guess which it is. If you guessed correctly, Blufferfish gets +2/+0 and can't be blocked this turn.

Millstone

Siege Veteran

At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Whenever another nontoken Soldier you control dies, create a 1/1 colorless Soldier artifact creature token.

Fallaji Dragon Engine

Prototype {2}{R} — 1/3 (You may cast this spell with different mana cost, color, and size. It keeps its abilities and types.)
Flying
{2}: Fallaji Dragon Engine gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Roc Hunter

Airlift Chaplain

Flying
When Airlift Chaplain enters, mill three cards. You may put a Plains card or a creature card with mana value 3 or less from among the cards milled this way into your hand. If you don't, put a +1/+1 counter on Airlift Chaplain. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Dwarven Forge-Chanter

Ward—Pay 2 life. (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays 2 life.)
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

Surprise Party

When Surprise Party enters, yell "Surprise!" and put onto the battlefield any number of printed Clown Robot tokens that aren't touching each other, that you hid on the battlefield before you cast Surprise Party, and that weren't spotted by an opponent before you cast Surprise Party.
Robots you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance.

Stern Lesson

Draw two cards, then discard a card. Create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Astroquarium

When Astroquarium enters, you may put an art sticker on it.
{1}, {T}: Until end of turn, target creature becomes a blue Shark with base power and toughness 4/4. If the cracks in Astroquarium's art are completely covered, that creature becomes a blue Octopus with base power and toughness 8/8 instead. Activate only as a sorcery.

Well Done

Well Done deals 5 damage to target creature. If that creature is rare or mythic rare, Well Done deals 3 damage to that creature's controller.

Argothian Opportunist

When Argothian Opportunist enters, create a tapped Powerstone token. (It's an artifact with "{T}: Add {C}. This mana can't be spent to cast a nonartifact spell.")

Complaints Clerk

When Complaints Clerk enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
Whenever you roll a 1, create a 1/1 white Clown Robot artifact creature token.

Hoarding Recluse

Reach, deathtouch
When Hoarding Recluse dies, put up to one other target card from a graveyard on the bottom of its owner's library.

Mishra's Juggernaut

Trample
Mishra's Juggernaut attacks each combat if able.
Unearth {5}{R} ({5}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Draconian Gate-Bot

When Draconian Gate-Bot enters, choose one —
• Open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)
• Destroy target Attraction. (It's put into its owner's junkyard.)

Ambush Paratrooper

Flash
Flying
{5}: Creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Mightstone's Animation

Enchant artifact
When Mightstone's Animation enters, draw a card.
Enchanted artifact is a creature with base power and toughness 4/4 in addition to its other types.

Petting Zookeeper

Reach
When Petting Zookeeper enters, open an Attraction. (Put the top card of your Attraction deck onto the battlefield.)

Recruitment Officer

{3}{W}: Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card with mana value 3 or less from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Haberthrasher

Deathtouch
Whenever another creature you control that has a hat enters or a hat sticker is put on a creature you control, each opponent loses 1 life.

Wing Commando

Flying
Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)