{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.

During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield. {0}: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.

Whenever this Equipment becomes attached to a creature, choose a creature card name with an identical mana cost. That creature becomes a copy of the card with the chosen name until this Equipment becomes unattached from it. Equip {3}

When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. When that player draws this card, it deals 19½ damage to them.

{1}: This card's name becomes the card name of your choice. Activate anywhere, anytime.

Flying {1}, Throw this creature into the air at least two feet above your head while seated: If you catch this creature with one hand, prevent all damage a source of your choice would deal to you this turn and tap this creature. Otherwise, sacrifice it.

Flying When this creature enters, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.

Squirrellink (Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to create that many 1/1 green Squirrel creature tokens.) Creature tokens you control are Squirrels in addition to their other creature types. Other Squirrels you control get +1/+1.

Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.

This creature gets +2/+2 and has trample as long as you're eating. (Gum isn't food. We checked.)

You may have It Came from Planet Glurg enter as a copy of X different creatures on the battlefield. (It has their total power, total toughness, combined mana costs, all text boxes, names, art, and so on.)

As this creature enters, choose a word. Whenever an opponent says the chosen word, this creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn.

Art rampage 2 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked by a creature, it gets +2/+2 for each creature in the blocker's art beyond the first.)

Creatures named Rock Lobster can't attack or block.

Creatures named Scissors Lizard can't attack or block.

Creatures named Paper Tiger can't attack or block.

Just a second (As long as this spell is on the stack, players can't move permanents.) This creature enters by being thrown from a distance of at least three feet. When this creature enters, it fights each creature an opponent controls that it touched as it entered.

Enchant your library Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library. If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.

As this enchantment enters, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell. When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchant creature As this Aura enters, choose a sentence with eight or fewer words. Enchanted creature has flying. Whenever enchanted creature deals damage to an opponent, that player may say the chosen sentence. If they don't, you draw two cards.

When this enchantment enters, each player puts their library into their hand. Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library. Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn. When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library.

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.

({T}: Add {G}.)

You get seven {TK}. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.

Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)