Cabaretti Ascendancy

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

Topiary Stomper

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
When this creature enters, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
This creature can't attack or block unless you control seven or more lands.

Thriving Heath

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than white.
{T}: Add {W} or one mana of the chosen color.

Halo Fountain

{W}, {T}, Untap a tapped creature you control: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
{W}{W}, {T}, Untap two tapped creatures you control: Draw a card.
{W}{W}{W}{W}{W}, {T}, Untap fifteen tapped creatures you control: You win the game.

Brazen Upstart

Vigilance
When this creature dies, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Attended Socialite

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Botanical Plaza

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.
{2}{G}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Structural Assault

Destroy all artifacts, then Structural Assault deals damage to each creature equal to the number of artifacts that were put into graveyards from the battlefield this turn.

Rugged Prairie

{T}: Add {C}.
{R/W}, {T}: Add {R}{R}, {R}{W}, or {W}{W}.

Speakeasy Server

Flying
When this creature enters, you gain 1 life for each other creature you control.

Castle Ardenvale

This land enters tapped unless you control a Plains.
{T}: Add {W}.
{2}{W}{W}, {T}: Create a 1/1 white Human creature token.

Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Seize the Spotlight

Each opponent chooses fame or fortune. For each player who chose fame, gain control of a creature that player controls until end of turn. Untap those creatures and they gain haste until end of turn. For each player who chose fortune, you draw a card and create a Treasure token.

Boss's Chauffeur

This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to one plus the number of other creatures you control.
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
When this creature dies, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token for each +1/+1 counter on it.

For the Family

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control four or more creatures, that creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.

Fleetfoot Dancer

Phabine, Boss's Confidant

Creature tokens you control have haste.
Parley — At the beginning of combat on your turn, each player reveals the top card of their library. For each land card revealed this way, you create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. Then creatures you control get +1/+1 until end of turn for each nonland card revealed this way. Then each player draws a card.

Game Trail

As this land enters, you may reveal a Mountain or Forest card from your hand. If you don't, this land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Depopulate

Each player who controls a multicolored creature draws a card. Then destroy all creatures.

Assemble the Legion

At the beginning of your upkeep, put a muster counter on this enchantment. Then create a 1/1 red and white Soldier creature token with haste for each muster counter on this enchantment.

Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Thriving Grove

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than green.
{T}: Add {G} or one mana of the chosen color.

Kitt Kanto, Mayhem Diva

When Kitt Kanto enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
At the beginning of combat on each player's turn, you may tap two untapped creatures you control. When you do, target creature that player controls gets +2/+2 and gains trample until end of turn. Goad that creature.

Take to the Streets

Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Citizens you control get an additional +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Jungle Shrine

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.

Gala Greeters

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
• Create a tapped Treasure token.
• You gain 2 life.

Mossfire Valley

Canopy Vista

({T}: Add {G} or {W}.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Evolving Door

{1}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: Count the colors of the sacrificed creature, then search your library for a creature card that's exactly that many colors plus one. Exile that card, then shuffle. You may cast the exiled card. Activate only as a sorcery.

Plains

Antagonize

Target creature gets +4/+3 until end of turn.

Elegant Entourage

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, target creature other than this creature gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.

Sungrass Prairie

Life of the Party

First strike, trample, haste
Whenever this creature attacks, it gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of creatures you control.
When this creature enters, if it's not a token, each opponent creates a token that's a copy of it. The tokens are goaded for the rest of the game. (They attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Commander's Sphere

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Darling of the Masses

Other Citizens you control get +1/+0.
Whenever this creature attacks, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Selvala, Explorer Returned

Parley — {T}: Each player reveals the top card of their library. For each nonland card revealed this way, add {G} and you gain 1 life. Then each player draws a card.

Cabaretti Courtyard

When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Silverback Elder

Whenever you cast a creature spell, choose one —
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
• Look at the top five cards of your library. You may put a land card from among them onto the battlefield tapped. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
• You gain 4 life.

Master of Ceremonies

At the beginning of your upkeep, each opponent chooses money, friends, or secrets. For each player who chose money, you and that player each create a Treasure token. For each player who chose friends, you and that player each create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token. For each player who chose secrets, you and that player each draw a card.

Felidar Retreat

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, choose one —
• Create a 2/2 white Cat Beast creature token.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Those creatures gain vigilance until end of turn.

Temple of Triumph

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Path of Ancestry

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Witty Roastmaster

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Ash Barrens

{T}: Add {C}.
Basic landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Racers' Ring

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.
{2}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Jetmir, Nexus of Revels

Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have vigilance as long as you control three or more creatures.
Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have trample as long as you control six or more creatures.
Creatures you control also get +1/+0 and have double strike as long as you control nine or more creatures.

Venom Connoisseur

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, all creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Myriad Landscape

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for up to two basic land cards that share a land type, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Artifact Mutation

Destroy target artifact. It can't be regenerated. Create X 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens, where X is that artifact's mana value.

Incandescent Aria

Incandescent Aria deals 3 damage to each nontoken creature.

Arcane Signet

Citizen's Crowbar

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Citizen's Crowbar: Destroy target artifact or enchantment."
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Daring Escape

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.

Crash the Party

Create a tapped 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token for each tapped creature you control.

Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second

If you would create one or more tokens, you may instead create that many 2/2 green Cat creature tokens with haste or that many 3/1 green Dog creature tokens with vigilance.

Torch Breath

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a blue permanent.
This spell can't be countered.
Torch Breath deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Devilish Valet

Trample, haste
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, double this creature's power until end of turn.

Call the Coppercoats

Strive — This spell costs {1}{W} more to cast for each target beyond the first.
Choose any number of target opponents. Create X 1/1 white Human Soldier creature tokens, where X is the number of creatures those opponents control.

Castle Embereth

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain.
{T}: Add {R}.
{1}{R}{R}, {T}: Creatures you control get +1/+0 until end of turn.

Sizzling Soloist

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, that creature attacks during its controller's next combat phase if able.

Jetmir's Garden

({T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Hold for Ransom

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block and has "{7}: Hold for Ransom's controller sacrifices it and draws a card. Activate only as a sorcery."

Scepter of Celebration

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has trample.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, create that many 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens.
Equip {3}

March of the Multitudes

Convoke (Your creatures can help cast this spell. Each creature you tap while casting this spell pays for {1} or one mana of that creature's color.)
Create X 1/1 white Soldier creature tokens with lifelink.

Thriving Bluff

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than red.
{T}: Add {R} or one mana of the chosen color.

Zurzoth, Chaos Rider

Whenever an opponent draws their first card each turn, if it's not their turn, you create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
Whenever one or more Devils you control attack one or more players, you and those players each draw a card, then discard a card at random.

Tenuous Truce

Enchant opponent
At the beginning of enchanted opponent's end step, you and that player each draw a card.
When you attack enchanted opponent or a planeswalker they control or when they attack you or a planeswalker you control, sacrifice this Aura.

Mysterious Limousine

Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, exile up to one other target creature until this Vehicle leaves the battlefield. If a creature is put into exile this way, return each other card exiled with this Vehicle to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Crew 2

Call In a Professional

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Call In a Professional deals 3 damage to any target. (Shield counters don't prevent this damage as they're removed.)

Beastmaster Ascension

Whenever a creature you control attacks, you may put a quest counter on this enchantment.
As long as this enchantment has seven or more quest counters on it, creatures you control get +5/+5.

Naya Panorama

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Bess, Soul Nourisher

Whenever one or more other creatures you control with base power and toughness 1/1 enter, put a +1/+1 counter on Bess.
Whenever Bess attacks, each other creature you control with base power and toughness 1/1 gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on Bess.

Glittering Stockpile

{T}: Add {R}. Put a stash counter on this artifact.
{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of stash counters on this artifact.

Cabaretti Charm

Choose one —
• Cabaretti Charm deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker.
• Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.
• Create two 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens.

Shamanic Revelation

Draw a card for each creature you control.
Ferocious — You gain 4 life for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.

Sol Ring

Windbrisk Heights

Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {W}.
{W}, {T}: You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if you attacked with three or more creatures this turn.

Grand Crescendo

Create X 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens. Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn.

Excess

Aftermath (Cast this spell only from your graveyard. Then exile it.)
Create a Treasure token for each creature you controlled that dealt combat damage to a player this turn.

Indulge

Whenever a creature you control attacks this turn, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token that's tapped and attacking.

Indulge // Excess

Killer Service

When this enchantment enters, create a number of Food tokens equal to the number of opponents you have. (They're artifacts with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
At the beginning of your end step, you may pay {2} and sacrifice a token. If you do, create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token.

Mountain

Arasta of the Endless Web

Reach
Whenever an opponent casts an instant or sorcery spell, create a 1/2 green Spider creature token with reach.

Luxurious Libation

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn. Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Naya Charm

Choose one —
• Naya Charm deals 3 damage to target creature.
• Return target card from a graveyard to its owner's hand.
• Tap all creatures target player controls.

Cabaretti Confluence

Choose three. You may choose the same mode more than once.
• Create a token that's a copy of target creature you control. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.
• Exile target artifact or enchantment.
• Creatures target player controls get +1/+1 and gain first strike until end of turn.