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12/17/2022
The Night Santa Went Crazy
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Est deck cost: $289.89
Salt sum: 39.05
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Commander

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Khârn the Betrayer

Berzerker — Khârn the Betrayer attacks or blocks each combat if able. Sigil of Corruption — When you lose control of Khârn the Betrayer, draw two cards. The Betrayer — If damage would be dealt to Khârn the Betrayer, prevent that damage and an opponent of your choice gains control of it.

Creature
Khârn the Betrayer (40k) 79

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Equipment

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Blade of Selves

Equipped creature has myriad. (Whenever it attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.) Equip {4}

Artifact
Blade of Selves (c15) 51
Nemesis Mask

All creatures able to block equipped creature do so. Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery. This card enters unattached and stays on the battlefield if the creature leaves.)

Artifact
Nemesis Mask (dst) 134
O-Naginata

This Equipment can be attached only to a creature with power 3 or greater. Equipped creature gets +3/+0 and has trample. Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
O-Naginata (plst) SOK-157
Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.) Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Swiftfoot Boots (ncc) 382
The Reaver Cleaver

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, create that many Treasure tokens." Equip {3}

Artifact
The Reaver Cleaver (dmc) 8

Equipment

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Payoff

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Adamaro, First to Desire

Adamaro's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards in the hand of the opponent with the most cards in hand.

Creature
Adamaro, First to Desire (sok) 91
Balor

Flying Whenever this creature attacks or dies, choose one or more. Each mode must target a different player. • Target opponent draws three cards, then discards three cards at random. • Target opponent sacrifices a nontoken artifact of their choice. • This creature deals damage to target opponent equal to the number of cards in their hand.

Creature
Balor (clb) 162
Black Vise

As this artifact enters, choose an opponent. At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

Artifact
Black Vise (4ed) 299
Ebony Owl Netsuke

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has seven or more cards in hand, this artifact deals 4 damage to that player.

Artifact
Ebony Owl Netsuke (sok) 154
Emberwilde Captain

When this creature enters, you become the monarch. Whenever an opponent attacks you while you're the monarch, this creature deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand.

Creature
Emberwilde Captain (cmr) 175
Irencrag Pyromancer

Whenever you draw your second card each turn, this creature deals 3 damage to any target.

Creature
Irencrag Pyromancer (j22) 559
Jeska's Will

Choose one. If you control a commander as you cast this spell, you may choose both instead. • Add {R} for each card in target opponent's hand. • Exile the top three cards of your library. You may play them this turn.

Sorcery
Jeska's Will (clb) 799
Khorvath's Fury

For each player, choose friend or foe. Each friend discards all cards from their hand, then draws that many cards plus one. Khorvath's Fury deals damage to each foe equal to the number of cards in their hand.

Sorcery
Khorvath's Fury (bbd) 59
Stormbreath Dragon

Flying, haste, protection from white {5}{R}{R}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) When this creature becomes monstrous, it deals damage to each opponent equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

Creature
Stormbreath Dragon (ths) 143
Unquenchable Fury

Enchant creature Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, it deals X damage to defending player, where X is the number of cards in their hand." When this Aura is put into your graveyard from the battlefield, return it to your hand.

Enchantment
Unquenchable Fury (nec) 63
Vicious Shadows

Whenever a creature dies, you may have this enchantment deal damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

Enchantment
Vicious Shadows (ala) 119

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Sorcery

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Wheel of Fortune

Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards.

Sorcery
Wheel of Fortune (vma) 192

Sorcery

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Act of Draw

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Act of Aggression

({R/P} can be paid with either {R} or 2 life.) Gain control of target creature an opponent controls until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Instant
Act of Aggression (nph) 78
Besmirch

Until end of turn, gain control of target creature and it gains haste. Untap and goad that creature. (Until your next turn, that creature attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.)

Sorcery
Besmirch (cn2) 49
Firbolg Flutist

Enthralling Performance — When this creature enters, gain control of target creature you don't control until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste and myriad until end of turn. (Whenever it attacks, for each opponent other than defending player, you may create a token copy that's tapped and attacking that player or a planeswalker they control. Exile the tokens at end of combat.)

Creature
Firbolg Flutist (clb) 174
Harness by Force

Strive — This spell costs {2}{R} more to cast for each target beyond the first. Gain control of any number of target creatures until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn.

Sorcery
Harness by Force (jou) 100
Kari Zev's Expertise

Gain control of target creature or Vehicle until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn. You may cast a spell with mana value 2 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Sorcery
Kari Zev's Expertise (aer) 88
Traitorous Blood

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains trample and haste until end of turn.

Sorcery
Traitorous Blood (isd) 166

Act of Draw

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Fiery Wrath

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Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Blasphemous Act (c21) 159
Earthquake

Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without flying and each player.

Sorcery
Earthquake (cm2) 95
Rolling Earthquake

Rolling Earthquake deals X damage to each creature without horsemanship and each player.

Sorcery
Rolling Earthquake (v14) 10

Fiery Wrath

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Ping

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Cunning Sparkmage

Haste {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Cunning Sparkmage (wwk) 79
Fireslinger

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target and 1 damage to you.

Creature
Fireslinger (tmp) 173
Kumano, Master Yamabushi

{1}{R}: Kumano deals 1 damage to any target. If a creature dealt damage by Kumano this turn would die, exile it instead.

Creature
Kumano, Master Yamabushi (chk) 176
Needle Drop

Needle Drop deals 1 damage to any target that was dealt damage this turn. Draw a card.

Instant
Needle Drop (lrw) 186
Staff of Nin

At the beginning of your upkeep, draw a card. {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.

Artifact
Staff of Nin (cm2) 221
Vithian Stinger

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target. Unearth {1}{R} ({1}{R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Creature
Vithian Stinger (ala) 120
Vulshok Sorcerer

Haste {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Vulshok Sorcerer (5dn) 80
Words of War

{1}: The next time you would draw a card this turn, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target instead.

Enchantment
Words of War (plst) ONS-244

Ping

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Time's Ticking

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Descent into Avernus

At the beginning of your upkeep, put two descent counters on this enchantment. Then each player creates X Treasure tokens and this enchantment deals X damage to each player, where X is the number of descent counters on this enchantment.

Enchantment
Descent into Avernus (clb) 169

Time's Ticking

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Artifact

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Anvil of Bogardan

Players have no maximum hand size. At the beginning of each player's draw step, that player draws an additional card, then discards a card.

Artifact
Anvil of Bogardan (vis) 141
Glaring Spotlight

Creatures your opponents control with hexproof can be the targets of spells and abilities you control as though they didn't have hexproof. {3}, Sacrifice this artifact: Creatures you control gain hexproof until end of turn and can't be blocked this turn.

Artifact
Glaring Spotlight (gtc) 229
Howling Mine

At the beginning of each player's draw step, if this artifact is untapped, that player draws an additional card.

Artifact
Howling Mine (cmd) 251

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Goad/Redirect Dmg

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Assault Suit

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed. At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it. Equip {3}

Artifact
Assault Suit (c14) 53
Bloodthirsty Blade

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) {1}: Attach this Equipment to target creature an opponent controls. Activate only as a sorcery.

Artifact
Bloodthirsty Blade (clb) 854
Brash Taunter

Indestructible Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target opponent. {2}{R}, {T}: This creature fights another target creature.

Creature
Brash Taunter (clb) 782
Death Kiss

Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks one of your opponents, double its power until end of turn. {X}{X}{R}: Monstrosity X. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put X +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.) When this creature becomes monstrous, goad up to X target creatures your opponents control.

Creature
Death Kiss (clb) 675
Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs

Whenever a creature an opponent controls attacks, if you're the defending player, create a 3/3 red Ogre creature token unless that creature's controller pays {3}.

Creature
Kazuul, Tyrant of the Cliffs (wwk) 84
Pariah's Shield

All damage that would be dealt to you is dealt to equipped creature instead. Equip {3}

Artifact
Pariah's Shield (rav) 267
Shiny Impetus

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2 and is goaded. (It attacks each combat if able and attacks a player other than you if able.) Whenever enchanted creature attacks, you create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Enchantment
Shiny Impetus (clb) 194
Vow of Lightning

Enchant creature Enchanted creature gets +2/+2, has first strike, and can't attack you or planeswalkers you control.

Enchantment
Vow of Lightning (cmd) 138

Goad/Redirect Dmg

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Ramp

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Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (khc) 96
Coldsteel Heart

This artifact enters tapped. As this artifact enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Artifact
Coldsteel Heart (2x2) 301
Everflowing Chalice

Multikicker {2} (You may pay an additional {2} any number of times as you cast this spell.) This artifact enters with a charge counter on it for each time it was kicked. {T}: Add {C} for each charge counter on this artifact.

Artifact
Everflowing Chalice (clb) 859
Fellwar Stone

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Artifact
Fellwar Stone (dmc) 182
Fire Diamond

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}.

Artifact
Fire Diamond (clb) 313
Glittering Stockpile

{T}: Add {R}. Put a stash counter on this artifact. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of stash counters on this artifact.

Artifact
Glittering Stockpile (snc) 107
Inner Fire

Add {R} for each card in your hand.

Sorcery
Inner Fire (sok) 105
Mana Geyser

Add {R} for each tapped land your opponents control.

Sorcery
Mana Geyser (c21) 176
Mind Stone

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.

Artifact
Mind Stone (afc) 211
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (khc) 104
Star Compass

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add one mana of any color that a basic land you control could produce.

Artifact
Star Compass (ima) 229
Thought Vessel

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Artifact
Thought Vessel (clb) 879

Ramp

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Creature

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Humble Defector

{T}: Draw two cards. Target opponent gains control of this creature. Activate only during your turn.

Creature
Humble Defector (cmr) 184
Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion

Trample Whenever Neheb deals combat damage to a player or planeswalker, you may discard any number of cards. If you do, draw that many cards and add that much {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Creature
Neheb, Dreadhorde Champion (war) 140
Zurzoth, Chaos Rider

Whenever an opponent draws their first card each turn, if it's not their turn, you create a 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target." Whenever one or more Devils you control attack one or more players, you and those players each draw a card, then discard a card at random.

Creature
Zurzoth, Chaos Rider (ncc) 278

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Land

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Balduvian Trading Post

If this land would enter, sacrifice an untapped Mountain instead. If you do, put this land onto the battlefield. If you don't, put it into its owner's graveyard. {T}: Add {C}{R}. {1}, {T}: This land deals 1 damage to target attacking creature.

Land
Balduvian Trading Post (all) 137
Command Beacon

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put your commander into your hand from the command zone.

Land
Command Beacon (cmr) 349
Detection Tower

{T}: Add {C}. {1}, {T}: Until end of turn, your opponents and creatures your opponents control with hexproof can be the targets of spells and abilities you control as though they didn't have hexproof.

Land
Detection Tower (m19) 249
Homeward Path

{T}: Add {C}. {T}: Each player gains control of all creatures they own.

Land
Homeward Path (cmd) 277
Mikokoro, Center of the Sea

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}: Each player draws a card.

Land
Mikokoro, Center of the Sea (dmc) 217
Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Mountain (j22) 107
Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size. {T}: Add {C}.

Land
Reliquary Tower (brc) 196
Shatterskull Smashing

Sorcery
Shatterskull Smashing // Shatterskull, the Hammer Pass (znr) 161Shatterskull Smashing // Shatterskull, the Hammer Pass (znr) 161

Land

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Removal

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Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Instant
Chaos Warp (2x2) 105
Tibalt's Trickery

Counter target spell. Choose 1, 2, or 3 at random. Its controller mills that many cards, then exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card with a different name than that spell. They may cast that card without paying its mana cost. Then they put the exiled cards on the bottom of their library in a random order.

Instant
Tibalt's Trickery (khm) 360

Removal

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Maybeboard

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Act of Treason

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Sorcery
Act of Treason (jmp) 289
Akki Underling

As long as you have seven or more cards in hand, this creature gets +2/+1 and has first strike.

Creature
Akki Underling (sok) 93
Anger of the Gods

Anger of the Gods deals 3 damage to each creature. If a creature dealt damage this way would die this turn, exile it instead.

Sorcery
Anger of the Gods (tsr) 339
Angrath's Marauders

If a source you control would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Creature
Angrath's Marauders (xln) 132
Bloody Betrayal

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Blood token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Discard a card, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Sorcery
Bloody Betrayal (vow) 147
Brass Squire

{T}: Attach target Equipment you control to target creature you control.

Creature Artifact
Brass Squire (cmr) 460
Burning Inquiry

Each player draws three cards, then discards three cards at random.

Sorcery
Burning Inquiry (plst) M10-128
Court of Ire

When this enchantment enters, you become the monarch. At the beginning of your upkeep, this enchantment deals 2 damage to any target. If you're the monarch, it deals 7 damage instead.

Enchantment
Court of Ire (cmr) 170
Darksteel Plate

Indestructible Equipped creature has indestructible. Equip {2}

Artifact
Darksteel Plate (2x2) 304
Empyrial Plate

Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each card in your hand. Equip {2}

Artifact
Empyrial Plate (mrd) 168
Fateful Showdown

Fateful Showdown deals damage to any target equal to the number of cards in your hand. Discard all the cards in your hand, then draw that many cards.

Instant
Fateful Showdown (kld) 114
Gaze of Adamaro

Gaze of Adamaro deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

Instant
Gaze of Adamaro (sok) 98
Hijack

Gain control of target artifact or creature until end of turn. Untap it. It gains haste until end of turn.

Sorcery
Hijack (plst) XLN-148
Howling Golem

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, each player draws a card.

Creature Artifact
Howling Golem (cmr) 316
Insurrection

Untap all creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn.

Sorcery
Insurrection (cmd) 126
Involuntary Employment

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Sorcery
Involuntary Employment (snc) 110
Iron Maiden

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

Artifact
Iron Maiden (ulg) 127
Iron Myr

{T}: Add {R}.

Creature Artifact
Iron Myr (mrd) 187
Ivory Crane Netsuke

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have seven or more cards in hand, you gain 4 life.

Artifact
Ivory Crane Netsuke (sok) 155
Ivory Tower

At the beginning of your upkeep, you gain X life, where X is the number of cards in your hand minus 4.

Artifact
Ivory Tower (4ed) 328
Kris Mage

{R}, {T}, Discard a card: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Kris Mage (mmq) 195
Library of Leng

You have no maximum hand size. If an effect causes you to discard a card, discard it, but you may put it on top of your library instead of into your graveyard.

Artifact
Library of Leng (me4) 211
Lightning Bolt

Lightning Bolt deals 3 damage to any target.

Instant
Lightning Bolt (2x2) 117
Mark of Mutiny

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it and untap it. That creature gains haste until end of turn. (It can attack and {T} this turn.)

Sorcery
Mark of Mutiny (plst) PCA-47
Mask of Memory

Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw two cards. If you do, discard a card. Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Mask of Memory (cmr) 324
Mass Mutiny

For each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature that player controls until end of turn. Untap those creatures. They gain haste until end of turn.

Sorcery
Mass Mutiny (pca) 48
Misers' Cage

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, if that player has five or more cards in hand, this artifact deals 2 damage to that player.

Artifact
Misers' Cage (mir) 311
Prodigal Pyromancer

{T}: This creature deals 1 damage to any target.

Creature
Prodigal Pyromancer (tsr) 180
Robber of the Rich

Reach, haste Whenever this creature attacks, if defending player has more cards in hand than you, exile the top card of their library. During any turn you attacked with a Rogue, you may cast that card and you may spend mana as though it were mana of any color to cast that spell.

Creature
Robber of the Rich (eld) 138
Runeflare Trap

If an opponent drew three or more cards this turn, you may pay {R} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Runeflare Trap deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

Instant
Runeflare Trap (zen) 146
Sandstone Oracle

Flying When this creature enters, choose an opponent. If that player has more cards in hand than you, draw cards equal to the difference.

Creature Artifact
Sandstone Oracle (cmr) 336
Skullcage

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this artifact deals 2 damage to that player unless they have exactly three or exactly four cards in hand.

Artifact
Skullcage (arc) 115
Sokenzan Renegade

Bushido 1 (Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked, it gets +1/+1 until end of turn.) At the beginning of your upkeep, if a player has more cards in hand than each other player, the player who has the most cards in hand gains control of this creature.

Creature
Sokenzan Renegade (sok) 114
Spiraling Embers

Spiraling Embers deals damage to any target equal to the number of cards in your hand.

Sorcery
Spiraling Embers (sok) 116
Stuffy Doll

Indestructible As this creature enters, choose a player. Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to the chosen player. {T}: This creature deals 1 damage to itself.

Creature Artifact
Stuffy Doll (clb) 875
Sudden Impact

Sudden Impact deals damage to target player equal to the number of cards in that player's hand.

Instant
Sudden Impact (10e) 241
Sulfuric Vortex

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player. If a player would gain life, that player gains no life instead.

Enchantment
Sulfuric Vortex (ema) 150
Sword of War and Peace

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from red and from white. Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, this Equipment deals damage to that player equal to the number of cards in their hand and you gain 1 life for each card in your hand. Equip {2}

Artifact
Sword of War and Peace (nph) 161
Tectonic Reformation

Each land card in your hand has cycling {R}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Enchantment
Tectonic Reformation (c20) 162
Thumbscrews

At the beginning of your upkeep, if you have five or more cards in hand, this artifact deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker.

Artifact
Thumbscrews (tmp) 312
Traitorous Greed

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Add two mana of any one color. (The creature can attack and {T} this turn.)

Sorcery
Traitorous Greed (m21) 166
Unwilling Recruit

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gets +X/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Sorcery
Unwilling Recruit (eve) 64
Viseling

At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, this creature deals X damage to that player, where X is the number of cards in their hand minus 4.

Creature Artifact
Viseling (c13) 269

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{"ops":[{"insert":"Down in the workshop, all the elves were making toys for the good gentile girls and the good gentile boys when the boss busted in—nearly scared ‘em half to death—he had a rifle in his hand and cheap whiskey on his breath. From his beard to his boots, he was covered with ammo like a big fat drunk, disgruntled Yuletide Rambo. He smiled as he said—with a twinkle in his eye—Merry Christmas to all, now you’re all gonna die!\n\nKharn is Santa on a bad day—moving from player to player delivering presents (cards). Problem is, the presents are flammable. The more cards people have, the more damage they take. Merry Christmas, you filthy animals!\n"}]}
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