Crooked Custodian

Jackhammer

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Pugnacious Pugilist

Whenever Pugnacious Pugilist attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
Blitz {3}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Daring Escape

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.

Rogues' Gallery

For each color, return up to one target creature card of that color from your graveyard to your hand.

Mountain

Strangle

Strangle deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Deal Gone Bad

Target creature gets -3/-3 until end of turn. Target player mills three cards. (They put the top three cards of their library into their graveyard.)

Caldaia Strongarm

When Caldaia Strongarm enters, put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
Blitz {3}{G} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Forest

Body Dropper

Whenever you sacrifice another creature, put a +1/+1 counter on Body Dropper.
{B}{R}, Sacrifice another creature: Body Dropper gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Glittermonger

{T}: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Gilded Pinions

When Gilded Pinions enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
Equipped creature has flying.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Riveteers Charm

Choose one —
• Target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker they control with the highest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
• Exile the top three cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.
• Exile target player's graveyard.

Dig Up the Body

Casualty 1 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.)
Mill two cards, then you may return a creature card from your graveyard to your hand. (To mill a card, put the top card of your library into your graveyard.)

Mr. Orfeo, the Boulder

Whenever you attack, double target creature's power until end of turn.

Rhox Pummeler

Rhox Pummeler enters with a shield counter on it. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)
Rhox Pummeler has trample as long as it has a shield counter on it.

Mayhem Patrol

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever Mayhem Patrol attacks, target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Blitz {1}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Glittering Stockpile

{T}: Add {R}. Put a stash counter on Glittering Stockpile.
{T}, Sacrifice Glittering Stockpile: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of stash counters on Glittering Stockpile.

Ready to Rumble

Choose one —
• Ready to Rumble deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
• Destroy target artifact.

Bouncer's Beatdown

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a black permanent.
Bouncer's Beatdown deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Sticky Fingers

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token." (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. The token is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.

Tramway Station

Tramway Station enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.
{2}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice Tramway Station: Draw a card.

Girder Goons

When Girder Goons dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Rogue creature token.
Blitz {3}{B} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Incriminate

Choose two target creatures controlled by the same player. That player sacrifices one of them of their choice.

Goldhound

First strike
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
{T}, Sacrifice Goldhound: Add one mana of any color.

Torch Breath

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a blue permanent.
This spell can't be countered.
Torch Breath deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Security Rhox

You may pay {R}{G} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Spend only mana produced by Treasures to cast it this way.

Social Climber

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Racers' Ring

Racers' Ring enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.
{2}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Racers' Ring: Draw a card.

Paragon of Modernity

Flying
{3}: Paragon of Modernity gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If exactly three colors of mana were spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.

Cement Shoes

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has "At the beginning of your end step, tap this creature."
Equipped creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Attended Socialite

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Attended Socialite gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Riveteers Overlook

When Riveteers Overlook enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Night Clubber

When Night Clubber enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Blitz {2}{B} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

High-Rise Sawjack

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Whenever High-Rise Sawjack blocks a creature with flying, High-Rise Sawjack gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Plasma Jockey

Whenever Plasma Jockey attacks, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn.
Blitz {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Jetmir's Fixer

{R}{G}: Jetmir's Fixer gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If mana from a Treasure was spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on Jetmir's Fixer instead.

Big Score

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Broken Wings

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying.

Witty Roastmaster

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Witty Roastmaster deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Riveteers Requisitioner

When Riveteers Requisitioner dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
Blitz {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Corrupt Court Official

When Corrupt Court Official enters, target opponent discards a card.

Masked Bandits

Vigilance
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
{2}, Exile Masked Bandits from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}" until Masked Bandits is cast from exile. You may cast Masked Bandits for as long as it remains exiled.

Riveteers Decoy

Riveteers Decoy must be blocked if able.
Blitz {3}{G} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Graveyard Shift

This spell has flash as long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard.
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Freelance Muscle

Whenever Freelance Muscle attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power and/or toughness among other creatures you control.

Jewel Thief

Vigilance, trample
When Jewel Thief enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Crew Captain

Haste
Crew Captain has indestructible as long as it entered this turn.

Cutthroat Contender

Pay 1 life: Cutthroat Contender gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Warm Welcome

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Extract the Truth

Choose one —
• Target opponent reveals their hand. You may choose a creature, enchantment, or planeswalker card from it. That player discards that card.
• Target opponent sacrifices an enchantment of their choice.

Exhibition Magician

When Exhibition Magician enters, choose one —
• Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
• Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Join the Maestros

Casualty 2 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 2 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.)
Create a 4/3 black Ogre Warrior creature token.

For the Family

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control four or more creatures, that creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.

Light 'Em Up

Casualty 2 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 2 or greater. When you do, copy this spell and you may choose a new target for the copy.)
Light 'Em Up deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Civic Gardener

Whenever Civic Gardener attacks, untap target creature or land.

Swamp

Midnight Assassin

Flying
Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Halo Scarab

{2}, Exile Halo Scarab from your graveyard: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Fake Your Own Death

Until end of turn, target creature gets +2/+0 and gains "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control and you create a Treasure token." (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Wrecking Crew

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Capenna Express

Sacrifice a Treasure: Capenna Express becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.
Crew 3 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 3 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Prizefight

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Murder

Demon's Due

Scry 2, then draw two cards. You lose 2 life.

Stimulus Package

When Stimulus Package enters, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
Sacrifice a Treasure: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Antagonize

Target creature gets +4/+3 until end of turn.

Most Wanted

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1.
When enchanted creature dies, create two Treasure tokens.

Riveteers Initiate

{1}{B/G}: Riveteers Initiate gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Revel Ruiner

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
When Revel Ruiner enters, it connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)