Witty Roastmaster

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Rob the Archives

Casualty 1 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.)
Exile the top two cards of your library. You may play those cards this turn.

Daring Escape

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.

Voice of the Vermin

This creature enters with a shield counter on it. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)
Whenever this creature attacks, target creature you control has base power and toughness 4/4 until end of turn.

Sizzling Soloist

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, that creature attacks during its controller's next combat phase if able.

Freelance Muscle

Whenever this creature attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power and/or toughness among other creatures you control.

Halo Scarab

{2}, Exile this card from your graveyard: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Masked Bandits

Vigilance
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
{2}, Exile this card from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {B}, {R}, or {G}" until this card is cast from exile. You may cast this card for as long as it remains exiled.

Vampire Scrivener

Flying
Whenever you gain life during your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
Whenever you lose life during your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Night Clubber

When this creature enters, creatures your opponents control get -1/-1 until end of turn.
Blitz {2}{B} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Call In a Professional

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Call In a Professional deals 3 damage to any target. (Shield counters don't prevent this damage as they're removed.)

Pyre-Sledge Arsonist

{1}, {T}: This creature deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of permanents you've sacrificed this turn.

Chrome Cat

Security Rhox

You may pay {R}{G} rather than pay this spell's mana cost. Spend only mana produced by Treasures to cast it this way.

Ready to Rumble

Choose one —
• Ready to Rumble deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
• Destroy target artifact.

Mayhem Patrol

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever this creature attacks, target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Blitz {1}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Tavern Swindler

{T}, Pay 3 life: Flip a coin. If you win the flip, you gain 6 life.

Unlucky Witness

When this creature dies, exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play one of those cards.

Sticky Fingers

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token." (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. The token is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.

Riveteers Charm

Choose one —
• Target opponent sacrifices a creature or planeswalker they control with the highest mana value among creatures and planeswalkers they control.
• Exile the top three cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.
• Exile target player's graveyard.

Strangle

Strangle deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Vraska, Relic Seeker

+2: Create a 2/2 black Pirate creature token with menace.
−3: Destroy target artifact, creature, or enchantment. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
−10: Target player's life total becomes 1.

Pugnacious Pugilist

Whenever this creature attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
Blitz {3}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Riveteers Requisitioner

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Blitz {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Arc Spitter

Equipped creature has "{1}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature that's blocking it."
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Tramway Station

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.
{2}{B}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Fatal Grudge

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a nonland permanent.
Each opponent chooses a permanent they control that shares a card type with the sacrificed permanent and sacrifices it.
Draw a card.

Graveyard Shift

This spell has flash as long as there are five or more mana values among cards in your graveyard.
Return target creature card from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Cleanup Crew

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Exile target card from a graveyard.
• You gain 4 life.

Racers' Ring

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.
{2}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Riveteers Ascendancy

Whenever you sacrifice a creature, you may return target creature card with lesser mana value from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped. Do this only once each turn.

Paragon of Modernity

Flying
{3}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If exactly three colors of mana were spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on it instead.

Forest

Unleash the Inferno

Unleash the Inferno deals 7 damage to target creature or planeswalker. When it deals excess damage this way, destroy target artifact or enchantment an opponent controls with mana value less than or equal to that amount of excess damage.

Riveteers Decoy

This creature must be blocked if able.
Blitz {3}{G} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Take to the Streets

Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Citizens you control get an additional +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Raffine's Silencer

When this creature enters, it connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
When this creature dies, target creature an opponent controls gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is this creature's power.

Glittering Stockpile

{T}: Add {R}. Put a stash counter on this artifact.
{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of stash counters on this artifact.

Cement Shoes

Equipped creature gets +3/+3 and has "At the beginning of your end step, tap this creature."
Equipped creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Bouncer's Beatdown

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a black permanent.
Bouncer's Beatdown deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Antagonize

Target creature gets +4/+3 until end of turn.

Forge Boss

Whenever you sacrifice one or more other creatures, this creature deals 2 damage to each opponent. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Ziatora's Envoy

Trample
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, look at the top card of your library. You may play a land from the top of your library or cast a spell with mana value less than or equal to the damage dealt from the top of your library without paying its mana cost. If you don't, put that card into your hand.
Blitz {2}{B}{R}{G}

Mountain

Light 'Em Up

Casualty 2 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 2 or greater. When you do, copy this spell and you may choose a new target for the copy.)
Light 'Em Up deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Crew Captain

Haste
This creature has indestructible as long as it entered this turn.

Body Dropper

Whenever you sacrifice another creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
{B}{R}, Sacrifice another creature: This creature gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Goldhound

First strike
Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
{T}, Sacrifice this creature: Add one mana of any color.

Exhibition Magician

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
• Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Jackhammer

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Torch Breath

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a blue permanent.
This spell can't be countered.
Torch Breath deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Stimulus Package

When this enchantment enters, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Sacrifice a Treasure: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Whack

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a white creature.
Target creature gets -4/-4 until end of turn.

Rogues' Gallery

For each color, return up to one target creature card of that color from your graveyard to your hand.

Riveteers Overlook

When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Swamp, Mountain, or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Mr. Orfeo, the Boulder

Whenever you attack, double target creature's power until end of turn.

Illicit Shipment

Casualty 3 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 3 or greater. When you do, copy this spell.)
Search your library for a card, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

Swamp

Dusk Mangler

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature, discard a card, or pay 4 life.
When this creature enters, each opponent sacrifices a creature of their choice, discards a card, and loses 4 life.

Jetmir's Fixer

{R}{G}: This creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn. If mana from a Treasure was spent to activate this ability, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature instead.

Riveteers Initiate

{1}{B/G}: This creature gains deathtouch until end of turn.

Scuttling Butler

At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you control two or more multicolored permanents, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Grisly Sigil

Casualty 1 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 1 or greater. When you do, copy this spell and you may choose a new target for the copy.)
Choose target creature or planeswalker. If it was dealt noncombat damage this turn, Grisly Sigil deals 3 damage to it and you gain 3 life. Otherwise, Grisly Sigil deals 1 damage to it and you gain 1 life.

Luxurious Libation

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn. Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Wrecking Crew

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Plasma Jockey

Whenever this creature attacks, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn.
Blitz {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Ognis, the Dragon's Lash

Haste
Whenever a creature you control with haste attacks, create a tapped Treasure token.

Elegant Entourage

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, target creature other than this creature gets +1/+1 and gains trample until end of turn.

Involuntary Employment

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Venom Connoisseur

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, all creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.