Ready to Rumble

Choose one —
• Ready to Rumble deals 5 damage to target creature or planeswalker.
• Destroy target artifact.

Evolving Wilds

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Cabaretti Charm

Choose one —
• Cabaretti Charm deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker.
• Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.
• Create two 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens.

Warm Welcome

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Plains

Civic Gardener

Whenever this creature attacks, untap target creature or land.

Wind-Scarred Crag

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {R} or {W}.

Cabaretti Initiate

{2}{R/W}: This creature gains double strike until end of turn.

Cabaretti Courtyard

When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Pugnacious Pugilist

Whenever this creature attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
Blitz {3}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Odric, Blood-Cursed

When Odric enters, create X Blood tokens, where X is the number of abilities from among flying, first strike, double strike, deathtouch, haste, hexproof, indestructible, lifelink, menace, reach, trample, and vigilance found among creatures you control. (Count each ability only once.)

Structural Assault

Destroy all artifacts, then Structural Assault deals damage to each creature equal to the number of artifacts that were put into graveyards from the battlefield this turn.

Antagonize

Target creature gets +4/+3 until end of turn.

Forgotten Sentinel

Snarespinner

Reach
Whenever this creature blocks a creature with flying, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Skyway Sniper

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
{2}{G}: This creature deals 1 damage to target creature with flying.

Trufflesnout

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
• You gain 4 life.

Titanic Growth

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

Speakeasy Server

Flying
When this creature enters, you gain 1 life for each other creature you control.

Rakish Revelers

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
{2}, Exile this card from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}" until this card is cast from exile. You may cast this card for as long as it remains exiled.

Call In a Professional

Players can't gain life this turn. Damage can't be prevented this turn. Call In a Professional deals 3 damage to any target. (Shield counters don't prevent this damage as they're removed.)

Wrecking Crew

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)

Brazen Upstart

Vigilance
When this creature dies, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Daring Escape

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.

Racers' Ring

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.
{2}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer

When Rocco enters, if you cast it, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Gnarled Sage

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
As long as you've drawn two or more cards this turn, this creature gets +0/+2 and has vigilance. (Attacking doesn't cause it to tap.)

Plasma Jockey

Whenever this creature attacks, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn.
Blitz {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Mountain

Forest

Witty Roastmaster

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Torch Breath

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a blue permanent.
This spell can't be countered.
Torch Breath deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Jackhammer

Equipped creature gets +2/+0.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sophina, Spearsage Deserter

Menace
Whenever Sophina, Spearsage Deserter attacks, investigate once for each nontoken attacking creature. (To investigate, create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw a card.")
Friends forever (You can have two commanders if both have friends forever.)

Light 'Em Up

Casualty 2 (As you cast this spell, you may sacrifice a creature with power 2 or greater. When you do, copy this spell and you may choose a new target for the copy.)
Light 'Em Up deals 2 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Pyre-Sledge Arsonist

{1}, {T}: This creature deals X damage to any target, where X is the number of permanents you've sacrificed this turn.

Track Down

Scry 3, then reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature or land card, draw a card. (To scry 3, look at the top three cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)