Case the Joint

Draw two cards, then look at the top card of each player's library.

Social Climber

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Raffine's Informant

When Raffine's Informant enters, it connives. (Draw a card, then discard a card. If you discarded a nonland card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Vivien on the Hunt

+2: You may sacrifice a creature. If you do, search your library for a creature card with mana value equal to 1 plus the sacrificed creature's mana value, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
+1: Mill five cards, then put any number of creature cards milled this way into your hand.
−1: Create a 4/4 green Rhino Warrior creature token.

Public Enemy

Enchant creature
All creatures attack enchanted creature's controller each combat if able.
When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.

Midnight Assassin

Flying
Deathtouch (Any amount of damage this deals to a creature is enough to destroy it.)

Shattered Seraph

Flying
When Shattered Seraph enters, you gain 3 life.
{2}, Exile Shattered Seraph from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {W}, {U}, or {B}" until Shattered Seraph is cast from exile. You may cast Shattered Seraph for as long as it remains exiled.

Mage's Attendant

When Mage's Attendant enters, create a 1/1 blue Wizard creature token with "{1}, Sacrifice this creature: Counter target noncreature spell unless its controller pays {1}."

Majestic Metamorphosis

Until end of turn, target artifact or creature becomes a 4/4 Angel artifact creature and gains flying.
Draw a card.

Ballroom Brawlers

Whenever Ballroom Brawlers attacks, Ballroom Brawlers and up to one other target creature you control both gain your choice of first strike or lifelink until end of turn.

Jewel Thief

Vigilance, trample
When Jewel Thief enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Civic Gardener

Whenever Civic Gardener attacks, untap target creature or land.

Glamorous Outlaw

When Glamorous Outlaw enters, it deals 2 damage to each opponent and you scry 2.
{2}, Exile Glamorous Outlaw from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {U}, {B}, or {R}" until Glamorous Outlaw is cast from exile. You may cast Glamorous Outlaw for as long as it remains exiled.

Security Bypass

Enchant creature
As long as enchanted creature is attacking alone, it can't be blocked.
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, it connives." (Its controller draws a card, then discards a card. If they discarded a nonland card, they put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)

Maestros Initiate

{4}{U/R}, Exile Maestros Initiate from your graveyard: Draw two cards, then discard a card.

Backstreet Bruiser

Defender
As long as there are two or more counters among creatures you control, Backstreet Bruiser can attack as though it didn't have defender.

Attended Socialite

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Attended Socialite gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Ominous Parcel

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: It deals 4 damage to target creature.

Run Out of Town

The owner of target nonland permanent puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library.

Witness Protection

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a green and white Citizen creature with base power and toughness 1/1 named Legitimate Businessperson. (It loses all other colors, card types, creature types, and names.)

Exotic Pets

Create two 1/1 blue Fish creature tokens with "This creature can't be blocked." Then for each kind of counter among creatures you control, put a counter of that kind on either of those tokens.

Cutthroat Contender

Pay 1 life: Cutthroat Contender gets +1/+0 until end of turn. Activate only once each turn.

Rhox Pummeler

Rhox Pummeler enters with a shield counter on it. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)
Rhox Pummeler has trample as long as it has a shield counter on it.

Venom Connoisseur

Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, all creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

For the Family

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control four or more creatures, that creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.

Spara's Adjudicators

When Spara's Adjudicators enters, target creature an opponent controls can't attack or block until your next turn.
{2}, Exile Spara's Adjudicators from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}" until Spara's Adjudicators is cast from exile. You may cast Spara's Adjudicators for as long as it remains exiled.

Obscura Charm

Choose one —
• Return target multicolored permanent card with mana value 3 or less from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.
• Counter target instant or sorcery spell.
• Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.

Broken Wings

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying.

Warm Welcome

Look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order. Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Take to the Streets

Creatures you control get +2/+2 until end of turn. Citizens you control get an additional +1/+1 and gain vigilance until end of turn.

Civil Servant

Whenever Civil Servant attacks, you may tap another untapped Citizen you control. If you do, Civil Servant gets +1/+0 and gains lifelink until end of turn.

Freelance Muscle

Whenever Freelance Muscle attacks or blocks, it gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the greatest power and/or toughness among other creatures you control.

Voice of the Vermin

Voice of the Vermin enters with a shield counter on it. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)
Whenever Voice of the Vermin attacks, target creature you control has base power and toughness 4/4 until end of turn.

Prizefight

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")