Getting

Devilish Valet

Trample, haste
Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, double Devilish Valet's power until end of turn.

Sanctuary Warden

Flying
Sanctuary Warden enters the battlefield with two shield counters on it.
Whenever Sanctuary Warden enters the battlefield or attacks, you may remove a counter from a creature or planeswalker you control. If you do, draw a card and create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Involuntary Employment

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Prizefight

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Boon of Safety

Put a shield counter on target creature. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)
Scry 1.

For the Family

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control four or more creatures, that creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.

Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second

If you would create one or more tokens, you may instead create that many 2/2 green Cat creature tokens with haste or that many 3/1 green Dog creature tokens with vigilance.

Mogg Salvage

If an opponent controls an Island and you control a Mountain, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Destroy target artifact.

Angelic Observer

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Citizen you control.
Flying

Bouncer's Beatdown

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a black permanent.
Bouncer's Beatdown deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Anger

Haste
As long as Anger is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.

Rakish Revelers

When Rakish Revelers enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
{2}, Exile Rakish Revelers from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}" until Rakish Revelers is cast from exile. You may cast Rakish Revelers for as long as it remains exiled.

Sizzling Soloist

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, that creature attacks during its controller's next combat phase if able.

Vault Robber

{1}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Venom Connoisseur

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Venom Connoisseur gains deathtouch until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, all creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Fight Rigging

Hideaway 5 (When this enchantment enters the battlefield, look at the top five cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then if you control a creature with power 7 or greater, you may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Bootleggers' Stash

Lands you control have "{T}: Create a Treasure token."

Broken Wings

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying.

Revelation of Power

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it has a counter on it, it also gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.

Celebrity Fencer

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, put a +1/+1 counter on Celebrity Fencer.

Attended Socialite

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Attended Socialite gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Glittermonger

{T}: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Vectis Gloves

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has artifact landwalk. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an artifact land.)
Equip {2}

Raffine's Guidance

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
You may cast Raffine's Guidance from your graveyard by paying {2}{W} rather than paying its mana cost.

Goblin Anarchomancer

Each spell you cast that's red or green costs {1} less to cast.

Ballroom Brawlers

Whenever Ballroom Brawlers attacks, Ballroom Brawlers and up to one other target creature you control both gain your choice of first strike or lifelink until end of turn.

Nevinyrral's Disk

Nevinyrral's Disk enters the battlefield tapped.
{1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

Knockout Blow

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a red creature.
Knockout Blow deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature and you gain 2 life.

Sandstone Oracle

Flying
When Sandstone Oracle enters the battlefield, choose an opponent. If that player has more cards in hand than you, draw cards equal to the difference.

Have

Slagwoods Bridge

Slagwoods Bridge enters the battlefield tapped.
Indestructible
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Park Heights Pegasus

Flying, trample
Whenever Park Heights Pegasus deals combat damage to a player, draw a card if you had two or more creatures enter the battlefield under your control this turn.

Pugnacious Pugilist

Whenever Pugnacious Pugilist attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this creature dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
Blitz {3}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Speakeasy Server

Flying
When Speakeasy Server enters the battlefield, you gain 1 life for each other creature you control.

Riveteers Requisitioner

When Riveteers Requisitioner dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
Blitz {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Fleetfoot Dancer

Thornglint Bridge

Thornglint Bridge enters the battlefield tapped.
Indestructible
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Mysterious Limousine

Whenever Mysterious Limousine enters the battlefield or attacks, exile up to one other target creature until Mysterious Limousine leaves the battlefield. If a creature is put into exile this way, return each other card exiled with Mysterious Limousine to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Crew 2

Mayhem Patrol

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever Mayhem Patrol attacks, target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Blitz {1}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Cabaretti Charm

Choose one —
• Cabaretti Charm deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker.
• Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.
• Create two 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens.

Gala Greeters

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on Gala Greeters.
• Create a tapped Treasure token.
• You gain 2 life.

Botanical Plaza

Botanical Plaza enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.
{2}{G}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Botanical Plaza: Draw a card.

Jewel Thief

Vigilance, trample
When Jewel Thief enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Incandescent Aria

Incandescent Aria deals 3 damage to each nontoken creature.

Big Score

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")

Seal of Cleansing

Sacrifice Seal of Cleansing: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Tavern Scoundrel

Whenever you win a coin flip, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice another permanent: Flip a coin.

Citizen's Crowbar

When Citizen's Crowbar enters the battlefield, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token, then attach Citizen's Crowbar to it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Citizen's Crowbar: Destroy target artifact or enchantment."
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Brushfire Elemental

Haste
Brushfire Elemental can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
Landfall — Whenever a land enters the battlefield under your control, Brushfire Elemental gets +2/+2 until end of turn.

Stimulus Package

When Stimulus Package enters the battlefield, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
Sacrifice a Treasure: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Hold for Ransom

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block and has "{7}: Hold for Ransom's controller sacrifices it and draws a card. Activate only as a sorcery."

Terramorph

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Ruin

Aftermath (Cast this spell only from your graveyard. Then exile it.)
Ruin deals damage to target creature equal to the number of lands you control.

Road

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Road // Ruin

Cabaretti Ascendancy

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

Most Wanted

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1.
When enchanted creature dies, create two Treasure tokens.

Witty Roastmaster

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, Witty Roastmaster deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Unlicensed Hearse

{T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard.
Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it.
Crew 2

Strangle

Strangle deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Antagonize

Target creature gets +4/+3 until end of turn.

Faith's Fetters

Enchant permanent
When Faith's Fetters enters the battlefield, you gain 4 life.
Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Ominous Parcel

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice Ominous Parcel: It deals 4 damage to target creature.

Cabaretti Courtyard

When Cabaretti Courtyard enters the battlefield, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Luxurious Libation

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn. Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Valorous Stance

Choose one —
• Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
• Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

High-Rise Sawjack

Reach
Whenever High-Rise Sawjack blocks a creature with flying, High-Rise Sawjack gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Racers' Ring

Racers' Ring enters the battlefield tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.
{2}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice Racers' Ring: Draw a card.

Brazen Upstart

Vigilance
When Brazen Upstart dies, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Gilded Pinions

When Gilded Pinions enters the battlefield, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
Equipped creature has flying.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer

When Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer enters the battlefield, if you cast it, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Sticky Fingers

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token." (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. The token is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.")
When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.

Professional Face-Breaker

Menace
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Rabble Rousing

Hideaway 5 (When this enchantment enters the battlefield, look at the top five cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
Whenever you attack with one or more creatures, create that many 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens. Then if you control ten or more creatures, you may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Social Climber

Alliance — Whenever another creature enters the battlefield under your control, you gain 1 life.

Daring Escape

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.