Getting

Cabaretti Charm

Choose one —
• Cabaretti Charm deals damage equal to the number of creatures you control to target creature or planeswalker.
• Creatures you control get +1/+1 and gain trample until end of turn.
• Create two 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens.

High-Rise Sawjack

Reach (This creature can block creatures with flying.)
Whenever this creature blocks a creature with flying, this creature gets +2/+0 until end of turn.

Vectis Gloves

Equipped creature gets +2/+0 and has artifact landwalk. (It can't be blocked as long as defending player controls an artifact land.)
Equip {2}

Sanctuary Warden

Flying
This creature enters with two shield counters on it.
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may remove a counter from a creature or planeswalker you control. If you do, draw a card and create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Gilded Pinions

When this Equipment enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Equipped creature has flying.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Mogg Salvage

If an opponent controls an Island and you control a Mountain, you may cast this spell without paying its mana cost.
Destroy target artifact.

Incandescent Aria

Incandescent Aria deals 3 damage to each nontoken creature.

Attended Socialite

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.

Rakish Revelers

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.
{2}, Exile this card from your hand: Target land gains "{T}: Add {R}, {G}, or {W}" until this card is cast from exile. You may cast this card for as long as it remains exiled.

Have

Cabaretti Courtyard

When this land enters, sacrifice it. When you do, search your library for a basic Mountain, Forest, or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle and you gain 1 life.

Bootleggers' Stash

Lands you control have "{T}: Create a Treasure token."

Nevinyrral's Disk

This artifact enters tapped.
{1}, {T}: Destroy all artifacts, creatures, and enchantments.

Terramorph

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.
Rebound (If you cast this spell from your hand, exile it as it resolves. At the beginning of your next upkeep, you may cast this card from exile without paying its mana cost.)

Racers' Ring

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.
{2}{R}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Big Score

As an additional cost to cast this spell, discard a card.
Draw two cards and create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Mysterious Limousine

Whenever this Vehicle enters or attacks, exile up to one other target creature until this Vehicle leaves the battlefield. If a creature is put into exile this way, return each other card exiled with this Vehicle to the battlefield under its owner's control.
Crew 2

Pugnacious Pugilist

Whenever this creature attacks, create a tapped and attacking 1/1 red Devil creature token with "When this token dies, it deals 1 damage to any target."
Blitz {3}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Prizefight

Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Riveteers Requisitioner

When this creature dies, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Blitz {2}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Gala Greeters

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn —
• Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.
• Create a tapped Treasure token.
• You gain 2 life.

Luxurious Libation

Target creature gets +X/+X until end of turn. Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Hold for Ransom

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature can't attack or block and has "{7}: Hold for Ransom's controller sacrifices it and draws a card. Activate only as a sorcery."

Rocco, Cabaretti Caterer

When Rocco enters, if you cast it, you may search your library for a creature card with mana value X or less, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Vault Robber

{1}, {T}, Exile a creature card from your graveyard: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Citizen's Crowbar

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has "{W}, {T}, Sacrifice Citizen's Crowbar: Destroy target artifact or enchantment."
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Sandstone Oracle

Flying
When this creature enters, choose an opponent. If that player has more cards in hand than you, draw cards equal to the difference.

Professional Face-Breaker

Menace
Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token.
Sacrifice a Treasure: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Ruin

Aftermath (Cast this spell only from your graveyard. Then exile it.)
Ruin deals damage to target creature equal to the number of lands you control.

Road

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Road // Ruin

Antagonize

Target creature gets +4/+3 until end of turn.

Sticky Fingers

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token." (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. The token is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.

Ballroom Brawlers

Whenever this creature attacks, this creature and up to one other target creature you control both gain your choice of first strike or lifelink until end of turn.

Valorous Stance

Choose one —
• Target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
• Destroy target creature with toughness 4 or greater.

Cabaretti Ascendancy

At the beginning of your upkeep, look at the top card of your library. If it's a creature or planeswalker card, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. If you don't put the card into your hand, you may put it on the bottom of your library.

Venom Connoisseur

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature gains deathtouch until end of turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, all creatures you control gain deathtouch until end of turn.

Celebrity Fencer

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Brazen Upstart

Vigilance
When this creature dies, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal a creature card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Anger

Haste
As long as this card is in your graveyard and you control a Mountain, creatures you control have haste.

Rabble Rousing

Hideaway 5 (When this enchantment enters, look at the top five cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
Whenever you attack with one or more creatures, create that many 1/1 green and white Citizen creature tokens. Then if you control ten or more creatures, you may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Seal of Cleansing

Sacrifice this enchantment: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Angelic Observer

Affinity for Citizens (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each Citizen you control.)
Flying

Goblin Anarchomancer

Each spell you cast that's red or green costs {1} less to cast.

For the Family

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If you control four or more creatures, that creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn instead.

Bouncer's Beatdown

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a black permanent.
Bouncer's Beatdown deals X damage to target creature or planeswalker, where X is the greatest power among creatures you control. If that creature or planeswalker would die this turn, exile it instead.

Devilish Valet

Trample, haste
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, double this creature's power until end of turn.

Faith's Fetters

Enchant permanent
When this Aura enters, you gain 4 life.
Enchanted permanent can't attack or block, and its activated abilities can't be activated unless they're mana abilities.

Fight Rigging

Hideaway 5 (When this enchantment enters, look at the top five cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. Then if you control a creature with power 7 or greater, you may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost.

Revelation of Power

Target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. If it has a counter on it, it also gains flying and lifelink until end of turn.

Most Wanted

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +2/+1.
When enchanted creature dies, create two Treasure tokens.

Raffine's Guidance

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature gets +1/+1.
You may cast this card from your graveyard by paying {2}{W} rather than paying its mana cost.

Jinnie Fay, Jetmir's Second

If you would create one or more tokens, you may instead create that many 2/2 green Cat creature tokens with haste or that many 3/1 green Dog creature tokens with vigilance.

Botanical Plaza

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.
{2}{G}{W}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Draw a card.

Boon of Safety

Put a shield counter on target creature. (If it would be dealt damage or destroyed, remove a shield counter from it instead.)
Scry 1.

Ominous Parcel

{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 4 damage to target creature.

Daring Escape

Target creature gets +1/+0 and gains first strike until end of turn. Scry 1.

Fleetfoot Dancer

Involuntary Employment

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Glittermonger

{T}: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Knockout Blow

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets a red creature.
Knockout Blow deals 4 damage to target attacking or blocking creature and you gain 2 life.

Unlicensed Hearse

{T}: Exile up to two target cards from a single graveyard.
Unlicensed Hearse's power and toughness are each equal to the number of cards exiled with it.
Crew 2

Slagwoods Bridge

This land enters tapped.
Indestructible
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Tavern Scoundrel

Whenever you win a coin flip, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice another permanent: Flip a coin.

Thornglint Bridge

This land enters tapped.
Indestructible
{T}: Add {G} or {W}.

Park Heights Pegasus

Flying, trample
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card if you had two or more creatures enter the battlefield under your control this turn.

Broken Wings

Destroy target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying.

Speakeasy Server

Flying
When this creature enters, you gain 1 life for each other creature you control.

Social Climber

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Witty Roastmaster

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Jewel Thief

Vigilance, trample
When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Sizzling Soloist

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, target creature an opponent controls can't block this turn. If this is the second time this ability has resolved this turn, that creature attacks during its controller's next combat phase if able.

Strangle

Strangle deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker.

Stimulus Package

When this enchantment enters, create two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Sacrifice a Treasure: Create a 1/1 green and white Citizen creature token.

Mayhem Patrol

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Whenever this creature attacks, target creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.
Blitz {1}{R} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Brushfire Elemental

Haste
This creature can't be blocked by creatures with power 2 or less.
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, this creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn.