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Zozu, the Asshole Punisher
Deck Size: 100
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Est deck cost: $487.40
Salt sum: 62.31
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Commander

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Zo-Zu the Punisher

Whenever a land enters, Zo-Zu deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Creature
Zo-Zu the Punisher (dds) 41

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Artifact

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Ankh of Mishra

Whenever a land enters, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Artifact
Ankh of Mishra (6ed) 273
Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Artifact
Arcane Signet (plst) C21-234
Coldsteel Heart

This artifact enters tapped. As this artifact enters, choose a color. {T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.

Artifact
Coldsteel Heart (plst) CM2-181
Crucible of Worlds

You may play lands from your graveyard.

Artifact
Crucible of Worlds (m19) 229
Darksteel Ingot

Indestructible (Effects that say "destroy" don't destroy this artifact.) {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Darksteel Ingot (cm2) 184
Dingus Egg

Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Artifact
Dingus Egg (8ed) 297
Dingus Staff

Whenever a creature dies, this artifact deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Artifact
Dingus Staff (wth) 149
Extraplanar Lens

Imprint — When this artifact enters, you may exile target land you control. Whenever a land with the same name as the exiled card is tapped for mana, its controller adds one mana of any type that land produced.

Artifact
Extraplanar Lens (mrd) 169
Fire Diamond

This artifact enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}.

Artifact
Fire Diamond (voc) 164
Gilded Lotus

{T}: Add three mana of any one color.

Artifact
Gilded Lotus (dom) 215
Glittering Stockpile

{T}: Add {R}. Put a stash counter on this artifact. {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add X mana of any one color, where X is the number of stash counters on this artifact.

Artifact
Glittering Stockpile (snc) 107
Jeweled Lotus

{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add three mana of any one color. Spend this mana only to cast your commander.

Artifact
Jeweled Lotus (cmr) 319
Meekstone

Creatures with power 3 or greater don't untap during their controllers' untap steps.

Artifact
Meekstone (wc01) ar307sb
Ruby Medallion

Red spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.

Artifact
Ruby Medallion (cm2) 212
Skyclave Relic

Kicker {3} Indestructible When this artifact enters, if it was kicked, create two tapped tokens that are copies of this artifact. {T}: Add one mana of any color.

Artifact
Skyclave Relic (znr) 252
Sol Ring

{T}: Add {C}{C}.

Artifact
Sol Ring (plst) C21-263
Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.) Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Artifact
Swiftfoot Boots (plst) A25-234
Thran Dynamo

{T}: Add {C}{C}{C}.

Artifact
Thran Dynamo (brc) 168
Winter Orb

As long as this artifact is untapped, players can't untap more than one land during their untap steps.

Artifact
Winter Orb (ema) 234

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Creature

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Akki Blizzard-Herder

When this creature dies, each player sacrifices a land of their choice.

Creature
Akki Blizzard-Herder (bok) 91
Avalanche Riders

Haste Echo {3}{R} (At the beginning of your upkeep, if this came under your control since the beginning of your last upkeep, sacrifice it unless you pay its echo cost.) When this creature enters, destroy target land.

Creature
Avalanche Riders (plst) ULG-74
Cemetery Gatekeeper

First strike When this creature enters, exile a card from a graveyard. Whenever a player plays a land or casts a spell, if it shares a card type with the exiled card, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.

Creature
Cemetery Gatekeeper (vow) 148
Charmbreaker Devils

At the beginning of your upkeep, return an instant or sorcery card at random from your graveyard to your hand. Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +4/+0 until end of turn.

Creature
Charmbreaker Devils (c21) 162
Detritivore

Detritivore's power and toughness are each equal to the number of nonbasic land cards in your opponents' graveyards. Suspend X—{X}{3}{R}. X can't be 0. (Rather than cast this card from your hand, you may pay {X}{3}{R} and exile it with X time counters on it. At the beginning of your upkeep, remove a time counter. When the last is removed, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. It has haste.) Whenever a time counter is removed from this card while it's exiled, destroy target nonbasic land.

Creature
Detritivore (plc) 96
Dockside Extortionist

When this creature enters, create X Treasure tokens, where X is the number of artifacts and enchantments your opponents control. (Treasure tokens are artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Creature
Dockside Extortionist (c19) 24
Dwarven Blastminer

{2}{R}, {T}: Destroy target nonbasic land. Morph {R} (You may cast this card face down as a 2/2 creature for {3}. Turn it face up any time for its morph cost.)

Creature
Dwarven Blastminer (ons) 199
Dwarven Driller

{T}: Destroy target land unless its controller has this creature deal 2 damage to them.

Creature
Dwarven Driller (jud) 85
Dwarven Miner

{2}{R}, {T}: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Creature
Dwarven Miner (wc98) br169sb
Earth-Cult Elemental

Siege Monster — When this creature enters, roll a d20. 1—9 | Each player sacrifices a permanent of their choice. 10—19 | Each opponent sacrifices a permanent of their choice. 20 | Each opponent sacrifices two permanents of their choice.

Creature
Earth-Cult Elemental (afr) 141
Firebrand Archer

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Creature
Firebrand Archer (plst) HOU-92
Harsh Mentor

Whenever an opponent activates an ability of an artifact, creature, or land on the battlefield, if it isn't a mana ability, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.

Creature
Harsh Mentor (akh) 135
Heartless Hidetsugu

{T}: Heartless Hidetsugu deals damage to each player equal to half that player's life total, rounded down.

Creature
Heartless Hidetsugu (plst) CNS-144
Ingot Chewer

When this creature enters, destroy target artifact. Evoke {R} (You may cast this spell for its evoke cost. If you do, it's sacrificed when it enters.)

Creature
Ingot Chewer (plst) CM2-110
Invader Parasite

Imprint — When this creature enters, exile target land. Whenever a land an opponent controls with the same name as the exiled card enters, this creature deals 2 damage to that player.

Creature
Invader Parasite (nph) 87
Iron Myr

{T}: Add {R}.

Creature Artifact
Iron Myr (plst) SOM-168
Keldon Firebombers

When this creature enters, each player sacrifices all lands they control except for three.

Creature
Keldon Firebombers (pcy) 94
Neheb, the Eternal

Afflict 3 (Whenever this creature becomes blocked, defending player loses 3 life.) At the beginning of each of your postcombat main phases, add {R} for each 1 life your opponents have lost this turn.

Creature
Neheb, the Eternal (hou) 104
Stoneshaker Shaman

At the beginning of each player's end step, that player sacrifices an untapped land of their choice.

Creature
Stoneshaker Shaman (rav) 145
Tunnel Ignus

Whenever a land enters under an opponent's control, if that player had another land enter the battlefield under their control this turn, this creature deals 3 damage to that player.

Creature
Tunnel Ignus (som) 105

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Enchantment

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Blood Moon

Nonbasic lands are Mountains.

Enchantment
Blood Moon (plst) A25-122
Burning Sands

Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller sacrifices a land of their choice.

Enchantment
Burning Sands (ody) 180
Dictate of the Twin Gods

Flash If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Enchantment
Dictate of the Twin Gods (jou) 93
Furnace of Rath

If a source would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.

Enchantment
Furnace of Rath (dpa) 44
Impending Disaster

At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are seven or more lands on the battlefield, sacrifice this enchantment and destroy all lands.

Enchantment
Impending Disaster (plst) ULG-82
Leyline of Punishment

If this card is in your opening hand, you may begin the game with it on the battlefield. Players can't gain life. Damage can't be prevented.

Enchantment
Leyline of Punishment (m11) 148
Stranglehold

Your opponents can't search libraries. If an opponent would begin an extra turn, that player skips that turn instead.

Enchantment
Stranglehold (cma) 87
Sulfuric Vortex

At the beginning of each player's upkeep, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player. If a player would gain life, that player gains no life instead.

Enchantment
Sulfuric Vortex (ema) 150
Tectonic Instability

Whenever a land enters, tap all lands its controller controls.

Enchantment
Tectonic Instability (inv) 173
War's Toll

Whenever an opponent taps a land for mana, tap all lands that player controls. If a creature an opponent controls attacks, all creatures that opponent controls attack if able.

Enchantment
War's Toll (bbd) 187

Enchantment

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Instant

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Abrade

Choose one — • Abrade deals 3 damage to target creature. • Destroy target artifact.

Instant
Abrade (scd) 122
Price of Progress

Price of Progress deals damage to each player equal to twice the number of nonbasic lands that player controls.

Instant
Price of Progress (plst) EMA-141
Pyroblast

Choose one — • Counter target spell if it's blue. • Destroy target permanent if it's blue.

Instant
Pyroblast (wc98) bs213sb
Red Elemental Blast

Choose one — • Counter target blue spell. • Destroy target blue permanent.

Instant
Red Elemental Blast (a25) 147
Seething Song

Add {R}{R}{R}{R}{R}.

Instant
Seething Song (c21) 179

Instant

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Land

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Buried Ruin

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target artifact card from your graveyard to your hand.

Land
Buried Ruin (plst) 2XM-312
Field of Ruin

{T}: Add {C}. {2}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land an opponent controls. Each player searches their library for a basic land card, puts it onto the battlefield, then shuffles.

Land
Field of Ruin (dbl) 262
Ghost Quarter

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land. Its controller may search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Land
Ghost Quarter (plst) CM2-253
Kher Keep

{T}: Add {C}. {1}{R}, {T}: Create a 0/1 red Kobold creature token named Kobolds of Kher Keep.

Land
Kher Keep (tsr) 281
Memorial to War

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. {4}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.

Land
Memorial to War (cmr) 486
Smoldering Crater

This land enters tapped. {T}: Add {R}. Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Land
Smoldering Crater (c20) 313
Snow-Covered Mountain

({T}: Add {R}.)

Land
Snow-Covered Mountain (khm) 283
Strip Mine

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.

Land
Strip Mine (zne) 28
Temple of the False God

{T}: Add {C}{C}. Activate only if you control five or more lands.

Land
Temple of the False God (plst) C21-326
Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle

This land enters tapped. Whenever a Mountain you control enters, if you control at least five other Mountains, you may have this land deal 3 damage to any target. {T}: Add {R}.

Land
Valakut, the Molten Pinnacle (zne) 29
Wasteland

{T}: Add {C}. {T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target nonbasic land.

Land
Wasteland (zne) 30

Land

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Planeswalker

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Jaya Ballard

+1: Add {R}{R}{R}. Spend this mana only to cast instant or sorcery spells. +1: Discard up to three cards, then draw that many cards. −8: You get an emblem with "You may cast instant and sorcery spells from your graveyard. If a spell cast this way would be put into your graveyard, exile it instead."

Planeswalker
Jaya Ballard (c21) 175

Planeswalker

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Sorcery

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Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield. Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Blasphemous Act (cm2) 85
Insurrection

Untap all creatures and gain control of them until end of turn. They gain haste until end of turn.

Sorcery
Insurrection (cmd) 126
Lava Blister

Destroy target nonbasic land unless its controller has Lava Blister deal 6 damage to them.

Sorcery
Lava Blister (ody) 200
Reforge the Soul

Each player discards their hand, then draws seven cards. Miracle {1}{R} (You may cast this card for its miracle cost when you draw it if it's the first card you drew this turn.)

Sorcery
Reforge the Soul (c16) 132
Roiling Terrain

Destroy target land, then Roiling Terrain deals damage to that land's controller equal to the number of land cards in that player's graveyard.

Sorcery
Roiling Terrain (wwk) 88
Ruination

Destroy all nonbasic lands.

Sorcery
Ruination (cmd) 134
Tremble

Each player sacrifices a land of their choice.

Sorcery
Tremble (ody) 225
Vandalblast

Destroy target artifact you don't control. Overload {4}{R} (You may cast this spell for its overload cost. If you do, change "target" in its text to "each.")

Sorcery
Vandalblast (scd) 167
Wildfire

Each player sacrifices four lands of their choice. Wildfire deals 4 damage to each creature.

Sorcery
Wildfire (mm2) 134

Sorcery

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