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Commander
Size: 100Est cost: $1800.68Salt sum: 55.33
SerenaFellOmen
29 views14 days ago
Commander
Size: 100Est cost: $1800.68Salt sum: 55.33
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Burn
Obosh, the Preypiercer
Companion — Your starting deck contains only cards with odd mana values and land cards. (If this card is your chosen companion, you may put it into your hand from outside the game for as a sorcery.)
If a source you control with an odd mana value would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.
If a source you control with an odd mana value would deal damage to a permanent or player, it deals double that damage to that permanent or player instead.
Legendary Creature - Horror Hellion
Solphim, Mayhem Dominus
If a source you control would deal noncombat damage to an opponent or a permanent an opponent controls, it deals double that damage to that player or permanent instead.
, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim. ( can be paid with either or 2 life.)
, Discard two cards: Put an indestructible counter on Solphim. ( can be paid with either or 2 life.)
Legendary Creature - Horror Phyrexian
Burn
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Discard
Discard
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Draw
Black Market Connections
At the beginning of your first main phase, choose one or more —
• Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life.
• Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life.
• Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life. (It is every creature type.)
• Sell Contraband — Create a Treasure token. You lose 1 life.
• Buy Information — Draw a card. You lose 2 life.
• Hire a Mercenary — Create a 3/2 colorless Shapeshifter creature token with changeling. You lose 3 life. (It is every creature type.)
Enchantment
Wheel of Misfortune
Each player secretly chooses a number 0 or greater, then all players reveal those numbers simultaneously and determine the highest and lowest numbers revealed this way. Wheel of Misfortune deals damage equal to the highest number to each player who chose that number. Each player who didn't choose the lowest number discards their hand, then draws seven cards.
Sorcery
Draw
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Land
Hive of the Eye Tyrant
If you control two or more other lands, this land enters tapped.
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: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/3 black Beholder creature with menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile target card from defending player's graveyard." It's still a land.
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: Until end of turn, this land becomes a 3/3 black Beholder creature with menace and "Whenever this creature attacks, exile target card from defending player's graveyard." It's still a land.
Land
Spinerock Knoll
Hideaway 4 (When this land enters, look at the top four cards of your library, exile one face down, then put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)
This land enters tapped.
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, : You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if an opponent was dealt 7 or more damage this turn.
This land enters tapped.
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, : You may play the exiled card without paying its mana cost if an opponent was dealt 7 or more damage this turn.
Land
Land
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Lifegain
Lifegain
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Protection
Protection
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Ramp
Ramp
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Recursion
Animate Dead
Enchant creature card in a graveyard
When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.
When this Aura enters, if it's on the battlefield, it loses "enchant creature card in a graveyard" and gains "enchant creature put onto the battlefield with this Aura." Return enchanted creature card to the battlefield under your control and attach this Aura to it. When this Aura leaves the battlefield, that creature's controller sacrifices it.
Enchanted creature gets -1/-0.
Enchantment - Aura
Recursion
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Removal
Basilisk Collar
Equipped creature has deathtouch and lifelink. (Any amount of damage it deals to a creature is enough to destroy it. Damage dealt by this creature also causes you to gain that much life.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Equip (: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)
Artifact - Equipment
Removal
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Description
{"ops":[{"insert":"Hey everyone~! 🔥💀⚡🩸😈\nThis deck is what happens when someone decides that being polite was never really their thing. Kaervek sits across the table and watches. He does not attack much, he does not need to. He just waits for someone to cast a spell, and then someone takes damage, and then someone else casts a spell, and then someone else takes damage, and somewhere in the middle of all that the whole game starts collapsing under its own weight. What I love here is the multiplication. One Kaervek is bad enough. Kaervek with Obosh is twice as bad. Kaervek with Obosh and Solphim is four times as bad. Kaervek with Obosh and Solphim and Dictate of the Twin Gods is eight times as bad. Helm of the Host makes a second Kaervek and now every spell is sixteen times as bad. The math gets out of hand very quickly and nobody at the table is having a good time except you. The Crawlspace keeps anyone from attacking back in a meaningful way. The Darksteel Plate keeps Kaervek alive through everything. This deck does not ask if it is being too much. It already knows the answer.\n"}]}