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Artifact

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Ashnod's Coupon
, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player gets you target drink. You pay any costs for the drink.
Artifact
Ashnod's Coupon (pal04) 14
Gleemax
You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.
Legendary Artifact
Gleemax (unh) 121
Kindslaver
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, Sacrifice Kindslaver: A person outside the game controls target player during that player's next turn. Neither player may advise that person until the end of that turn.
Legendary Artifact
Kindslaver (ulst) 58
Letter Bomb
When this artifact enters, sign it and shuffle it into target player's library. That player reveals each card they draw until they draw this card. When that player draws this card, it deals 19½ damage to them.
Artifact
Letter Bomb (unh) 122
Mirror Mirror
This artifact enters tapped.
,
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose target player. At the beginning of the next end step, exchange life totals with that player, exchange control of all permanents you and that player control, and exchange cards in your hands, cards in your libraries, and cards in your graveyards.
Artifact
Mirror Mirror (ugl) 77
Rod of Spanking
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: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"
Artifact
Rod of Spanking (unh) 127
Urza's Contact Lenses
This artifact enters tapped.
This artifact doesn't untap during your untap step.
As long as this artifact is untapped, all players play with their hands revealed.
Clap your hands twice: You may tap or untap this artifact.
Artifact
Urza's Contact Lenses (ugl) 82

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Creature

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Avatar of Me
This spell costs
more to cast for each ten years you've been alive.
Avatar of Me's power is equal to your height in feet and its toughness is equal to your American shoe size. Round to the nearest ½.
Avatar of Me is the color of your eyes.
Creature - Avatar
Avatar of Me (ulst) 12
Bosom Buddy
Whenever you cast a spell, you may gain ½ life for each word in that spell's name.
Creature - Elephant Townsfolk
Bosom Buddy (unh) 3
Cheatyface
If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface.
Flying
Creature - Efreet
Cheatyface (und) 20
Elvish House Party
Elvish House Party's power and toughness are each equal to the current hour, using the twelve-hour system.
Creature - Elf Rogue
Elvish House Party (unh) 94
Emcee
Whenever another creature enters, you may stand up and say in a deep, booming voice, "Presenting . . . " and that creature's name. If you do, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature.
Creature - Human Rogue
Emcee (und) 3
Hoisted Hireling
This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.
Creature - Zombie
Hoisted Hireling (und) 37
Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike
, Reveal this card from your hand, Say "It's coming": This card deals 1 damage to target opponent or planeswalker. Activate only during your upkeep and only once each turn.
Creature - Beast
Infernal Spawn of Evil (und) 38
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil
Flying, first strike, trample
Once each turn, while you're searching your library, you may pay
, reveal this card from your library and say "I'm coming, too" If you do, this card deals 2 damage to a player of your choice.
Creature - Demon Child
Infernal Spawn of Infernal Spawn of Evil (ulst) 20
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq.
Flying, first strike, trample, haste
This spell costs
less to cast for each card you've revealed this turn.
When this creature enters, you may say "I'm here." If you do, it deals 3 damage to target player.
Creature - Beast Demon Grandchild
Infernius Spawnington III, Esq. (ulst) 21
Krazy Kow
At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. If you a roll a 1, sacrifice this creature and it deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
Creature - Cow
Krazy Kow (ugl) 48
Ladies' Knight
Flying
Spells cast by players wearing at least one item of women's clothing cost
less to cast. (You can define women's clothing as you see fit. Be reasonable.)
Creature - Human Knight
Ladies' Knight (unh) 15
Miss Demeanor
Flying, first strike
At the beginning of each other player's upkeep, you may compliment that player on their game play. If you don't, sacrifice this creature.
Creature - Lady of Proper Etiquette
Miss Demeanor (ugl) 10
Red-Hot Hottie
Whenever this creature deals damage to a creature, put a third-degree-burn counter on that creature. It gains "At the beginning of each end step, sacrifice this creature unless you scream 'Aaah!' at the top of your lungs."
Creature - Elemental
Red-Hot Hottie (unh) 86
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug
Super haste (This may attack the turn before you cast it. (You may put this card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped and attacking during your declare attackers step. If you do, you lose the game at the beginning of your next turn's end step unless you pay this card's mana cost during that turn.))
Creature - Slug
Rocket-Powered Turbo Slug (unh) 87

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Draw

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My First Tome
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: Say the flavor text on a card in your hand. Target opponent guesses that card's name. You may reveal that card. If you do and they guessed wrong, you draw a card.
Artifact - Book
My First Tome (unh) 125
Spy Eye
Flying
Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card from that player's library.
Creature - Spy Eye
Spy Eye (ust) 46

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Enchantment

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Bureaucracy
Pursuant to subsection 3.1(4) of Richard's Rules of Order, at the beginning of the upkeep of each participant in this game of the Magic: The Gathering® trading card game (hereafter known as "PLAYER"), that PLAYER performs all actions in the sequence of previously added actions (hereafter known as "ACTION QUEUE"), in the order those actions were added, then adds another action to the end of the ACTION QUEUE. All actions must be simple physical or verbal actions that a player can perform while sitting in a chair, without jeopardizing the health and security of said PLAYER.
When any PLAYER does not perform all the prescribed actions in the correct order, sacrifice this enchantment and said PLAYER discards their complement of cards in hand (hereafter known as "HAND").
Enchantment
Bureaucracy (ugl) 14
Censorship
As this enchantment enters, choose a word.
Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.
Enchantment
Censorship (ugl) 15
Form of the Squirrel
As this enchantment enters, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token. You lose the game when that creature leaves the battlefield.
Creatures can't attack you.
You have shroud.
You can't cast spells.
Enchantment
Form of the Squirrel (unh) 96
Mine, Mine, Mine!
When this enchantment enters, each player puts their library into their hand.
Players have no maximum hand size and don't lose the game for drawing from an empty library.
Each player can't cast more than one spell each turn.
When this enchantment leaves the battlefield, each player shuffles their hand and graveyard into their library.
Enchantment
Mine, Mine, Mine! (ugl) 65
Now I Know My ABC's
At the beginning of your upkeep, if you control permanents with names that include all twenty-six letters of the English alphabet, you win the game.
Enchantment
Now I Know My ABC's (unh) 41
Topsy Turvy
The phases of each player's turn are reversed. (The phases are, in reverse order, ending, second main, combat, first main, and beginning.)
As long as there are more than two players in the game, the turn order is reversed.
Enchantment
Topsy Turvy (und) 29

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Finisher

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The Cheese Stands Alone
When you control no permanents other than The Cheese Stands Alone and have no cards in hand, you win the game.
Enchantment
The Cheese Stands Alone (ugl) 2

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Instant

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Double Dip
Choose another player. You gain 5 life. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, you gain 5 life.
Instant
Double Dip (ugl) 3
Gifts Given
Search target opponent's library for four cards with different names and reveal them. That player chooses two of those cards. Put the chosen cards into the player's graveyard and the rest into your hand. Then that player shuffles their library.
Instant
Gifts Given (hho) 7
Head to Head
You and target opponent play Seven Questions with the top card of that player's library. If you win, prevent all damage that would be dealt this turn by a source of your choice. (To play Seven Questions, that player looks at the card, then you ask up to six yes-or-no questions about the card that they answer truthfully. You guess the card's name—that's question seven—then the player reveals the card.)
Instant
Head to Head (unh) 14
Sex Appeal
Prevent the next 3 damage that would be dealt this turn to any number of targets, divided as you choose. If there are more people in the room of a different gender than you are as you cast this spell, prevent the next 6 damage this way instead.
Instant
Sex Appeal (ugl) 13

Instant

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Planeswalker

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Urza, Academy Headmaster
+1: Head to AskUrza.com and click +1.
−1: Head to AskUrza.com and click -1.
−6: Head to AskUrza.com and click -6.
Legendary Planeswalker - Urza
Urza, Academy Headmaster (ust) 136

Planeswalker

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Protection

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Rules Lawyer
State-based actions don't apply to you or other permanents you control. (You don't lose the game due to having 0 or less life or drawing from an empty library. Your creatures aren't destroyed due to damage or deathtouch and aren't put into a graveyard due to having 0 or less toughness. Your planeswalkers aren't put into a graveyard if they have 0 loyalty. You don't put a legendary permanent into a graveyard if you control two with the same name. Counters aren't removed from your permanents due to game rules. Permanents you control attached or combined illegally remain on the battlefield. For complete rules and regulations, see rule 704.)
Creature Artifact - Advisor Cyborg
Rules Lawyer (ulst) 7

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Ramp

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Jack-in-the-Mox
: Roll a six-sided die. This ability has the indicated effect.
1 — Sacrifice this artifact and you lose 5 life.
2 — Add
.
3 — Add
.
4 — Add
.
5 — Add
.
6 — Add
.
Artifact
Jack-in-the-Mox (und) 78
Mox Lotus
: Add
.
: Add one mana of any color.
Artifact
Mox Lotus (unh) 124

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Removal

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Chaos Confetti
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: Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.
Artifact
Chaos Confetti (ugl) 72
Deal Damage
Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target.
Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.
Instant
Deal Damage (unh) 74
Entirely Normal Armchair
During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield.
: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact.
, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.
Artifact
Entirely Normal Armchair (und) 77
Just Desserts
Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))
Instant
Just Desserts (ust) 90
Strategy, Schmategy
Roll a six-sided die. Strategy, Schmategy has the indicated effect.
1 — Do nothing.
2 — Destroy all artifacts.
3 — Destroy all lands.
4 — Strategy, Schmategy deals 3 damage to each creature and each player.
5 — Each player discards their hand and draws seven cards.
6 — Repeat this process two more times.
Sorcery
Strategy, Schmategy (und) 58
Who
Target player gains X life.
Instant
Who // What // When // Where // Why (und) 75
World-Bottling Kit
, Sacrifice this artifact: Choose a Magic set. Exile all permanents with that set's expansion symbol except for basic lands.
Artifact
World-Bottling Kit (unh) 133

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Sorcery

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Better Than One
A person outside the game becomes your teammate. (Choose any number of cards in your hand, on top of your library, or on the battlefield under your control. Those cards become your teammate's hand, library, and permanents, respectively.)
Sorcery
Better Than One (ulst) 44
Double Cross
Choose another player. Look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, look at that player's hand and choose a card other than a basic land card from it. They discard that card.
Sorcery
Double Cross (ugl) 31
Double Deal
Choose another player. Double Deal deals 3 damage to that player. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, Double Deal deals 3 damage to the player.
Sorcery
Double Deal (ugl) 42
Evil Presents
Put a creature card from your hand into play under target opponent's control. That creature attacks each turn if able . . . and always attacks its controller.
Sorcery
Evil Presents (hho) 8
Gerrymandering
Exile all lands. Give each player a number of those cards chosen at random equal to the number of those cards the player controlled. Each player returns those cards to the battlefield under their control.
Sorcery
Gerrymandering (ugl) 59
Incoming!
Each player searches their library for any number of artifact, creature, enchantment, and/or land cards, puts them onto the battlefield, then shuffles.
Sorcery
Incoming! (ugl) 64
Last-Minute Chopping
Ask target opponent if they remembered to get you a present. If they say yes, they put a card they own from outside the game into your hand. Otherwise, you gain control of target permanent they control.
Sorcery
Last-Minute Chopping (hho) 21
The Countdown Is at One
Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.
Sorcery
The Countdown Is at One (ulst) 28
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service deals X damage to each of Y target creatures and Z target players or planeswalkers.
Sorcery
The Ultimate Nightmare of Wizards of the Coast® Customer Service (ugl) 53

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Deck Info

Deck stats

14 pips - 12 cards
2 mana - 2 cards
16 pips - 10 cards
2 mana - 2 cards
13 pips - 8 cards
2 mana - 2 cards
14 pips - 10 cards
2 mana - 2 cards
13 pips - 8 cards
2 mana - 2 cards
0 pips - 0 cards
0 mana - 0 cards
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