Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11

When Michelangelo enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Gift of the Viper

Put a +1/+1 counter, a reach counter, and a deathtouch counter on target creature. Untap it.

Everlasting Torment

Players can't gain life.
Damage can't be prevented.
All damage is dealt as though its source had wither. (A source with wither deals damage to creatures in the form of -1/-1 counters.)

Mystic Remora

Cumulative upkeep {1} (At the beginning of your upkeep, put an age counter on this permanent, then sacrifice it unless you pay its upkeep cost for each age counter on it.)
Whenever an opponent casts a noncreature spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {4}.

Casey Jones, Back Alley Brute

Menace
Whenever Casey Jones attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature.
Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, Casey Jones deals that much damage to target opponent.

Fervent Denial

Counter target spell.
Flashback {5}{U}{U} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Wild Growth

Enchant land
Whenever enchanted land is tapped for mana, its controller adds an additional {G}.

Diabolic Tutor

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Continue?

Choose up to four target creature cards in your graveyard that were put there from the battlefield this turn. Return them to the battlefield.

Mutant Chain Reaction

Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Raphael, the Muscle

Double all damage that creatures you control with counters on them would deal.
When Raphael enters, create a Mutagen token.
Partner—Character select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Shellshock

For each opponent, choose up to one target creature that player controls. Shellshock deals X damage to each of those creatures. You create a Mutagen token for each creature dealt damage this way. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Genghis Frog

Trample
Whenever Genghis Frog or another Mutant you control enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Lull

Prevent all combat damage that would be dealt this turn.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Molten Gatekeeper

Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
Unearth {R} ({R}: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield. It gains haste. Exile it at the beginning of the next end step or if it would leave the battlefield. Unearth only as a sorcery.)

Thran Dynamo

Grand Coliseum

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Entish Restoration

Sacrifice a land. Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. If you control a creature with power 4 or greater, instead search your library for up to three basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Farseek

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Tooth and Nail

Choose one —
• Search your library for up to two creature cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.
• Put up to two creature cards from your hand onto the battlefield.
Entwine {2} (Choose both if you pay the entwine cost.)

Ghostly Prison

Creatures can't attack you unless their controller pays {2} for each creature they control that's attacking you.

Vraska the Unseen

+1: Until your next turn, whenever a creature deals combat damage to Vraska, destroy that creature.
−3: Destroy target nonland permanent.
−7: Create three 1/1 black Assassin creature tokens with "Whenever this token deals combat damage to a player, that player loses the game."

Sunken Hollow

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Path of Ancestry

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Big Mother Mouser

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
When this creature dies, create a number of 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature tokens equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Smoldering Marsh

({T}: Add {B} or {R}.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Thriving Grove

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than green.
{T}: Add {G} or one mana of the chosen color.

Vanquish the Horde

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Destroy all creatures.

Cinder Glade

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Mona Lisa, Science Geek

Reach
{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.

Forest

Island

Dragonskull Summit

This land enters tapped unless you control a Swamp or a Mountain.
{T}: Add {B} or {R}.

Rootbound Crag

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Forest.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Ash Barrens

{T}: Add {C}.
Basic landcycling {1} ({1}, Discard this card: Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Fabled Passage

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.

Cowabunga!

Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Mutant, Ninja, Turtle, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Sodden Verdure

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Hunter's Blowgun

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equipped creature has deathtouch during your turn. Otherwise, it has reach.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Hidden Hideout

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.
{2}, {T}: Target creature you control with a counter on it gains lifelink until end of turn.

Evolution Witness

{1}{G}: Adapt 2. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put two +1/+1 counters on it.)
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Tidespout Tyrant

Flying
Whenever you cast a spell, return target permanent to its owner's hand.

Plains

April O'Neil, Live on the Scene

Whenever a Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle you control enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")
Partner—Character select

Rain-Slicked Copse

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

City of Brass

Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Spire Garden

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Sword of Sinew and Steel

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has protection from black and from red.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy up to one target planeswalker and up to one target artifact.
Equip {2}

Mountain

Arcade Cabinet

When this artifact enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to four target creatures.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a token: Double the number of each kind of counter on target creature.

Big Apple, 3 a.m.

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
{5}, {T}: Create a 1/1 black Rat creature token for each opponent you have.

Thriving Isle

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than blue.
{T}: Add {U} or one mana of the chosen color.

April O'Neil, Kunoichi Trainee

When April O'Neil enters, scry 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them on the bottom and the rest on top in any order.)
April O'Neil can't be blocked by creatures with power 3 or greater.

Herd Baloth

Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, you may create a 4/4 green Beast creature token.

Heroes in a Half Shell

Vigilance, menace, trample, haste
Whenever one or more Mutants, Ninjas, and/or Turtles you control deal combat damage to a player, put a +1/+1 counter on each of those creatures and draw a card.

Sol Ring

Vernal Fen

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Ninja Pizza

Foods you control have "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
At the beginning of your second main phase, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Market

Aftermath (Cast this spell only from your graveyard. Then exile it.)
Draw two cards, then discard two cards.

Farm

Destroy target attacking or blocking creature.

Farm // Market

The Red Terror

Advanced Species — Whenever a red source you control deals damage to one or more permanents and/or players, put a +1/+1 counter on The Red Terror.

Escape Tunnel

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Demonic Collusion

Buyback—Discard two cards. (You may discard two cards in addition to any other costs as you cast this spell. If you do, put this card into your hand as it resolves.)
Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Turtle Lair

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Ninja or Turtle spell.
{3}, {T}: Target Ninja or Turtle can't be blocked this turn.

Lita, Little Orphan Amphibian

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, choose one that hasn't been chosen this turn.
• Put a +1/+1 counter on Lita.
• Create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")
• Scry 1.

Ooze Spill

Counter target spell. Create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Donatello, the Brains

If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a Mutagen token are created instead.
Partner—Character select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Shredder, Shadow Master

Whenever Shredder attacks a player, for each other opponent, create a token that's a copy of Shredder tapped and attacking that player, except it isn't legendary. Sacrifice those tokens at end of combat.
Whenever Shredder deals combat damage to a player, that player loses half their life, rounded up.

Michelangelo, the Heart

Trample
Raid (the Fridge) — At the beginning of your second main phase, if you attacked this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token.
Partner—Character select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Flying Kick

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

Double Jump

Put a flying counter on target creature you control. Until end of turn, it has base power and toughness 5/5.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

Double Jump // Flying Kick

All Will Be One

Whenever you put one or more counters on a permanent or player, this enchantment deals that much damage to target opponent, creature an opponent controls, or planeswalker an opponent controls.

Vibrant Cityscape

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Arcane Signet

Wave Goodbye

Return each creature without a +1/+1 counter on it to its owner's hand.

Hinterland Harbor

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Doubling Season

If an effect would create one or more tokens under your control, it creates twice that many of those tokens instead.
If an effect would put one or more counters on a permanent you control, it puts twice that many of those counters on that permanent instead.

Austere Command

Choose two —
• Destroy all artifacts.
• Destroy all enchantments.
• Destroy all creatures with mana value 3 or less.
• Destroy all creatures with mana value 4 or greater.

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add {C}.

Level Up

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it. Then if it has power 10 or greater, draw a card."

Swamp

Leadership Vacuum

Target player returns each commander they control from the battlefield to the command zone.
Draw a card.

Thriving Moor

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than black.
{T}: Add {B} or one mana of the chosen color.

Swift Demise

Swift Demise deals 1 damage to target creature. Then destroy each creature you don't control that was dealt damage this turn.

Chromatic Lantern

Lands you control have "{T}: Add one mana of any color."
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Lessons from Life

Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Pain 101

Until end of turn, target creature gains deathtouch and "When this creature dies, return it to the battlefield tapped under its owner's control."

Oran-Rief Ooze

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Whenever this creature attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on each attacking creature with a +1/+1 counter on it.

Chimil, the Inner Sun

Spells you control can't be countered.
At the beginning of your end step, discover 5. (Exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card with mana value 5 or less. Cast it without paying its mana cost or put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom in a random order.)

Urban Retreat

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.
{2}, Return a tapped creature you control to its owner's hand: Put this card from your hand onto the battlefield. Activate only as a sorcery.

Oblivion's Hunger

Target creature you control gains indestructible until end of turn. Draw a card if that creature has a +1/+1 counter on it. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy the creature.)

Coin of Mastery

Each creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each mana from an artifact source spent to cast it.
{T}: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Leonardo, the Balance

Whenever a token you control enters, you may put a +1/+1 counter on each creature you control. Do this only once each turn.
{W}{U}{B}{R}{G}: Creatures you control gain menace, trample, and lifelink until end of turn.
Partner—Character select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)