Ninja Pizza

Foods you control have "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
At the beginning of your second main phase, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Coin of Mastery

Each creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each mana from an artifact source spent to cast it.
{T}: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Venus, Torn Between Worlds

Whenever Venus is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on her. (She must survive the damage to get the counters.)
Whenever a creature you control with a counter on it deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {U}. If you do, draw a card.

Guac & Marshmallow Pizza

Flash
When this artifact enters, target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap it.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Escape Tunnel

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Courier of Comestibles

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a Food card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle. If you don't put a card into your hand this way, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Frog Butler

Deathtouch
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.

Thornwood Falls

This land enters tapped.
When this land enters, you gain 1 life.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Mutant Chain Reaction

Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Wave Goodbye

Return each creature without a +1/+1 counter on it to its owner's hand.

Novel Nunchaku

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. When you do, equipped creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add {C}.

Crustacean Commando

When this creature enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Mutagen Man, Living Ooze

Trample
Activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost {1} less to activate.
When Mutagen Man enters, create X Mutagen tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Omni-Cheese Pizza

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Buzz Bots

Flying, vigilance
When this creature dies, draw a card.

Ray Fillet, Man Ray

Flying
When Ray Fillet enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.

Primordial Pachyderm

Reach, trample
When this creature enters, you gain 2 life.

Ooze Spill

Counter target spell. Create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Turtle Tracks

Any number of target players may each search their library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield under their control, then shuffle.

Prehistoric Turtlesaurus

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a creature with a +1/+1 counter on it.
Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)

Donatello's Technique

Sneak {U} (You may cast this spell for {U} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Draw two cards.

Michelangelo, On the Scene

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player it's attacking.)
Michelangelo enters with a +1/+1 counter on him for each land you control.
When Michelangelo dies, return this card to your hand.

Michelangelo, Game Master

Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.

Containment Protocol

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, tap enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step.

Cowabunga!

Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Mutant, Ninja, Turtle, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Foe-liage

Whenever a land enters during your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Donatello, Way with Machines

Flying
Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Donatello.

Donnie & April, Adorkable Duo

When Donnie & April enter, choose one or both. Each mode must target a different player.
• Target player draws two cards.
• Target player returns an artifact, instant, or sorcery card from their graveyard to their hand.

Return to the Sewers

Target creature's owner puts it on their choice of the top or bottom of their library. You create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

April O'Neil, Human Element

Whenever a player casts an artifact, instant, or sorcery spell, you create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Steelbane Hydra

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}{G}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Rhystic Study

Whenever an opponent casts a spell, you may draw a card unless that player pays {1}.

Skateboard

When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Mutant Town

Fabled Passage

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.

Mikey & Mona, Mutant Sitters

When Mikey & Mona enter, choose one or both. Each mode must target a different player.
• Target player chooses a creature they control and puts two +1/+1 counters on it.
• Target player returns a creature or land card from their graveyard to their hand.

Zoo Escapees

When this creature leaves the battlefield, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Mikey & Don, Party Planners

Ward {2}
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may play lands and cast Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle spells from the top of your library. If you cast a creature spell this way, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Retro-Mutation

Flash
Enchant creature
Enchanted creature is a Turtle with base power and toughness 0/1. It can't attack and loses all abilities. (It also loses all other creature types.)

Vigor

Trample
If damage would be dealt to another creature you control, prevent that damage. Put a +1/+1 counter on that creature for each 1 damage prevented this way.
When Vigor is put into a graveyard from anywhere, shuffle it into its owner's library.

Island

Does Machines

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
When this Class enters, mill two cards, draw two cards, then discard two cards.
{1}{U}: Level 2
When this Class becomes level 2, return up to two target artifact cards from your graveyard to your hand.
{4}{U}: Level 3
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put three +1/+1 counters on target artifact you control. If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Robot creature in addition to its other types.

Forest

West Wind Avatar

Trample
Whenever this creature enters or attacks, you may sacrifice a token or a land. If you do, you gain 3 life.
Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, draw a card.

Punk Frogs

Ward {3} (Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {3}.)

Mona Lisa, Science Geek

Reach
{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.

Definitely Not a Turtle

When this creature dies, look at the top six cards of your library. You may reveal a land or legendary Turtle card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Negate

Stockman, Mad Fly-entist

Flying
When Stockman enters, draw a card, then discard a card.
Islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for an Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Irma, Part-Time Mutant

At the beginning of combat on your turn, Irma becomes a copy of up to one other target creature you control, except her name is Irma, Part-Time Mutant and she has this ability. Then put a +1/+1 counter on her.

Party Dude

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
When this Class enters, each player creates a Food token.
{1}{G}: Level 2
Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
{4}{G}: Level 3
Whenever one or more of your opponents are attacked, up to one target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Slithering Cryptid

Rocksteady, Crash Courser

Rocksteady can't be blocked by more than one creature.
Boars you control can't be blocked by more than one creature.
Forestcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Michelangelo, Mutant BFF

Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature.
Whenever Michelangelo enters or attacks, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Sewer-veillance Cam

Flash
When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, you may tap or untap target creature.
{3}{U}, Sacrifice this artifact: Draw two cards.

Turtle Lair

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast a Ninja or Turtle spell.
{3}, {T}: Target Ninja or Turtle can't be blocked this turn.

Mind Transfer Protocol

Until end of turn, target artifact or creature becomes an artifact creature with base power and toughness 4/5.
Draw a card.

Donatello, Turtle Techie

When Donatello enters, if you control an artifact, draw a card.

Mona Lisa, Ever Adaptable

Whenever a player casts a creature spell, you create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Ragamuffin Raptor

When this creature enters, return up to one target creature or Food card from your graveyard to your hand.

Bespoke Bō

When this Equipment enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has vigilance.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Manhole Cover

Flash (You may cast this spell any time you could cast an instant.)
When this artifact enters, target creature gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)
{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Target player draws a card.

Utrom Monitor

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)
Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

Utrom Scientists

When this creature enters, tap up to one target creature and put a stun counter on it. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Donatello, Rad Scientist

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
When Donatello enters, tap up to three target creatures your opponents control. Put a stun counter on each of them. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Henchbots

When this creature enters, exile target tapped creature an opponent controls until this creature leaves the battlefield.

Study the Classics

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on it. You gain life equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.

Donatello's Science Lesson

Tap up to two target creatures. Up to two target players each draw a card.

Tenderize

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.