Taxi Driver

{1}, {T}: Target creature gains haste until end of turn.

Professional Wrestler

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
This creature can't be blocked by more than one creature.

Aunt May

Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life. If it's a Spider, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

J. Jonah Jameson

When J. Jonah Jameson enters, suspect up to one target creature. (A suspected creature has menace and can't block.)
Whenever a creature you control with menace attacks, create a Treasure token.

Witty Roastmaster

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.

Moira Brown, Guide Author

When Moira Brown enters, create a colorless Equipment artifact token named Wasteland Survival Guide with "Equipped creature gets +1/+1 for each quest counter among permanents you control" and equip {1}.
Whenever you attack, put a quest counter on target nonland permanent you control.

Wild Pack Squad

At the beginning of combat on your turn, up to one target creature gains first strike and vigilance until end of turn.

Cheering Crowd

At the beginning of each player's first main phase, that player may put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. If they do, they add {C} for each counter on it.

Daily Bugle Reporters

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Puff Piece — Put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.
• Investigative Journalism — Return target creature card with mana value 2 or less from your graveyard to your hand.

Angry Rabble

Trample
Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 4 or greater, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent.
{5}{R}: Put two +1/+1 counters on this creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

High Priest of Penance

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

Jaded Analyst

Defender
Whenever you draw your second card each turn, this creature loses defender and gains vigilance until end of turn.

Damage Control Crew

When this creature enters, choose one —
• Repair — Return target card with mana value 4 or greater from your graveyard to your hand.
• Impound — Exile target artifact or enchantment.

Gallant Citizen

Duchess, Wayward Tavernkeep

Hunters for Hire — Whenever a creature you control deals combat damage to a player, put a quest counter on it.
{1}, Remove a quest counter from a permanent you control: Create a Junk token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Prosperous Innkeeper

When this creature enters, create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
Whenever another creature you control enters, you gain 1 life.

Flash Thompson, Spider-Fan

Flash
When Flash Thompson enters, choose one or both —
• Heckle — Tap target creature.
• Hero Worship — Untap target creature.

Grand Ball Guest

Celebration — This creature gets +1/+1 and has trample as long as two or more nonland permanents entered the battlefield under your control this turn.

Guy in the Chair

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.

Spider-Islanders

Mayhem {1}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for {1}{R} if you discarded it this turn. Timing rules still apply.)

Item Shopkeep

Whenever you attack, target attacking equipped creature gains menace until end of turn. (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)

Innocent Bystander

Whenever this creature is dealt 3 or more damage, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Mary Jane Watson

Whenever a Spider you control enters, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Selfless Police Captain

This creature enters with a +1/+1 counter on it.
When this creature leaves the battlefield, put its +1/+1 counters on target creature you control.