Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11

When Michelangelo enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Have

Heroic Intervention

Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Distant Melody

Choose a creature type. Draw a card for each permanent you control of that type.

Branching Evolution

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead.

Island

Evolution Witness

{1}{G}: Adapt 2. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put two +1/+1 counters on it.)
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on this creature, return target permanent card from your graveyard to your hand.

Soporific Springs

As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
{T}: Add {U}.

Sink into Stupor

Return target spell or nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Sink into Stupor // Soporific Springs

Groundchuck & Dirtbag

Trample
Whenever you tap a land for mana, add {G}.

Super Combo

Replicate {2} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Michelangelo, Game Master

Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.

Herald of Secret Streams

Creatures you control with +1/+1 counters on them can't be blocked.

Loading Zone

If one or more counters would be put on a creature, Spacecraft, or Planet you control, twice that many of each of those kinds of counters are put on it instead.
Warp {G} (You may cast this card from your hand for its warp cost. Exile this enchantment at the beginning of the next end step, then you may cast it from exile on a later turn.)

Quandrix Command

Choose two —
• Return target creature or planeswalker to its owner's hand.
• Counter target artifact or enchantment spell.
• Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature.
• Target player shuffles up to three target cards from their graveyard into their library.

New Generation's Technique

Sneak {2}{G} (You may cast this spell for {2}{G} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Breeding Pool

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Saved by the Shell

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Turtle.
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.

Tezzeret's Gambit

({U/P} can be paid with either {U} or 2 life.)
Draw two cards, then proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Donnie & April, Adorkable Duo

When Donnie & April enter, choose one or both. Each mode must target a different player.
• Target player draws two cards.
• Target player returns an artifact, instant, or sorcery card from their graveyard to their hand.

Mikey & Mona, Mutant Sitters

When Mikey & Mona enter, choose one or both. Each mode must target a different player.
• Target player chooses a creature they control and puts two +1/+1 counters on it.
• Target player returns a creature or land card from their graveyard to their hand.

High Score

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if you control a creature with the greatest power among creatures on the battlefield.

Donatello, Mutant Mechanic

{T}: Put three +1/+1 counters on target artifact you control. If it isn't a creature, it becomes a 0/0 Robot creature in addition to its other types. Activate only as a sorcery.
Whenever an artifact you control is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, if it had counters on it, put those counters on up to one target artifact or creature you control.

Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Terrasymbiosis

Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, you may draw that many cards. Do this only once each turn.

Mikey & Don, Party Planners

Ward {2}
You may look at the top card of your library any time.
You may play lands and cast Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle spells from the top of your library. If you cast a creature spell this way, that creature enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it.

Wave Goodbye

Return each creature without a +1/+1 counter on it to its owner's hand.

Yavimaya Coast

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Michelangelo's Technique

Sneak {3}{G} (You may cast this spell for {3}{G} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Look at the top eight cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with total mana value 6 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Ozolith, the Shattered Spire

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on an artifact or creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
{1}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target artifact or creature you control. Activate only as a sorcery.
Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Mona Lisa, Science Geek

Reach
{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.

Ray Fillet, Wave Warrior

Flying
Evolve (Whenever a creature you control enters, if that creature has greater power or toughness than this creature, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.)
Whenever a creature you control with a counter on it deals combat damage to a player, draw a card.

Getting

Innkeeper's Talent

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
At the beginning of combat on your turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
{G}: Level 2
Permanents you control with counters on them have ward {1}.
{3}{G}: Level 3
If you would put one or more counters on a permanent or player, put twice that many of each of those kinds of counters on that permanent or player instead.

Leatherhead, Iron Gator

Trample, haste
Whenever Leatherhead attacks, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

Three Visits

Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Quandrix Cultivator

When this creature enters, you may search your library for a basic Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Snakeskin Veil

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains hexproof until end of turn. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)

Frog Butler

Deathtouch
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{2}: This creature gains reach until end of turn.

Hinterland Harbor

This land enters tapped unless you control a Forest or an Island.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}.

Michelangelo, On the Scene

Trample (This creature can deal excess combat damage to the player it's attacking.)
Michelangelo enters with a +1/+1 counter on him for each land you control.
When Michelangelo dies, return this card to your hand.

Sensei's Divining Top

{1}: Look at the top three cards of your library, then put them back in any order.
{T}: Draw a card, then put this artifact on top of its owner's library.

Mona Lisa, Ever Adaptable

Whenever a player casts a creature spell, you create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Mutagen Man, Living Ooze

Trample
Activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost {1} less to activate.
When Mutagen Man enters, create X Mutagen tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Garruk's Uprising

When this enchantment enters, if you control a creature with power 4 or greater, draw a card.
Creatures you control have trample. (Each of those creatures can deal excess combat damage to the player or planeswalker it's attacking.)
Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, draw a card.

Ripples of Potential

Proliferate, then choose any number of permanents you control that had a counter put on them this way. Those permanents phase out. (To proliferate, choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there. Treat phased-out permanents and anything attached to them as though they don't exist until their controller's next turn.)

Command Tower

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Rocksteady, Mutant Marauder

Partner with Bebop, Skull & Crossbones (When this creature enters, target player may put Bebop into their hand from their library, then shuffle.)
Trample
Whenever another nontoken creature you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Simic Ascendancy

{1}{G}{U}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
Whenever one or more +1/+1 counters are put on a creature you control, put that many growth counters on this enchantment.
At the beginning of your upkeep, if this enchantment has twenty or more growth counters on it, you win the game.

Donatello, Way with Machines

Flying
Whenever an artifact you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on Donatello.

Descendants' Path

At the beginning of your upkeep, reveal the top card of your library. If it's a creature card that shares a creature type with a creature you control, you may cast it without paying its mana cost. If you don't cast it, put it on the bottom of your library.

Cowabunga!

Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Mutant, Ninja, Turtle, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Donatello, the Brains

If one or more tokens would be created under your control, those tokens plus a Mutagen token are created instead.
Partner—Character select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

The Ooze

Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it leaves the battlefield, create a Mutagen token for each +1/+1 counter on it. (A Mutagen token is an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
{T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a Mutagen token.

Merfolk Skydiver

Flying
When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
{3}{G}{U}: Proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Donatello, Turtle Techie

When Donatello enters, if you control an artifact, draw a card.

Mutant Chain Reaction

Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Level Up

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it. Then if it has power 10 or greater, draw a card."

Ray Fillet, Man Ray

Flying
When Ray Fillet enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
{2}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from a creature you control: Draw a card.

Forest

Turtle Van

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that crewed it this turn. Then if that creature is a Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Novel Nunchaku

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. When you do, equipped creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Michelangelo, the Heart

Trample
Raid (the Fridge) — At the beginning of your second main phase, if you attacked this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token.
Partner—Character select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Study the Classics

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature, then double the number of +1/+1 counters on it. You gain life equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on that creature.

Evolution Sage

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Growth Spiral

Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Kodama's Reach

Michelangelo, Mutant BFF

Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature.
Whenever Michelangelo enters or attacks, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Donatello, Rad Scientist

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
When Donatello enters, tap up to three target creatures your opponents control. Put a stun counter on each of them. (If a permanent with a stun counter would become untapped, remove one from it instead.)

Donatello, Gadget Master

Sneak {1}{U} (You may cast this spell for {1}{U} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.)
Whenever Donatello deals combat damage to a player, create a token that's a copy of target artifact you control.

Counterspell

Explore

You may play an additional land this turn.
Draw a card.

Venus, Torn Between Worlds

Whenever Venus is dealt damage, put that many +1/+1 counters on her. (She must survive the damage to get the counters.)
Whenever a creature you control with a counter on it deals combat damage to a player, you may pay {U}. If you do, draw a card.

Baxter, Fly in the Ointment

Whenever Baxter enters or attacks, each creature you control with a counter on it gains flying until end of turn.
Whenever you draw a card, put a +1/+1 counter on Baxter.

Lessons from Life

Draw three cards. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield tapped.

Sodden Verdure

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

April O'Neil, Live on the Scene

Whenever a Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle you control enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")
Partner—Character select

Azusa, Lost but Seeking

You may play two additional lands on each of your turns.

Leatherhead, Swamp Stalker

Trample
Leatherhead enters with a hexproof counter on her.
Whenever Leatherhead deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a counter from her. When you do, destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.

Reliquary Tower

You have no maximum hand size.
{T}: Add {C}.

Pongify

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Donatello's Technique

Sneak {U} (You may cast this spell for {U} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Draw two cards.

Bespoke Bō

When this Equipment enters, return up to one other target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Equipped creature gets +2/+1 and has vigilance.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Skateboard

When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Rapid Hybridization

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. That creature's controller creates a 3/3 green Frog Lizard creature token.

Inspiring Call

Draw a card for each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it. Those creatures gain indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy them.)

Sol Ring

The Earth Crystal

Green spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, twice that many +1/+1 counters are put on that creature instead.
{4}{G}{G}, {T}: Distribute two +1/+1 counters among one or two target creatures you control.

Misty Rainforest

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Island card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Negate

Fabled Passage

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.

Arcane Signet

Hardened Scales

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Skatewing Spy

{5}{U}: Adapt 2. (If this creature has no +1/+1 counters on it, put two +1/+1 counters on it.)
Each creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it has flying.

Michelangelo, Improviser

Sneak {2}{G}{G} (You may cast this spell for {2}{G}{G} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.)
Whenever Michelangelo deals combat damage to a player, you may put a creature card and/or a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.