Skateboard

When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Tenderize

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Cool but Rude

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
Whenever you attack, you may discard a card. If you do, draw a card.
{1}{R}: Level 2
Whenever you discard a card, this Class deals 2 damage to each opponent.
{1}{R}: Level 3
When this Class becomes level 3, search your library for a card, put it into your hand, shuffle, then discard a card at random.

Fast Forward

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each opponent you attacked this turn.
Goad all creatures your opponents control. (Until your next turn, those creatures attack each combat if able and attack a player other than you if able.)

Tempestra, Dame of Games

{2}{R}, {T}, Sacrifice an artifact: Create a token that's a copy of another target creature you control, except it isn't legendary. It gains haste. Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.

Casey Jones, Jury-Rig Justiciar

Haste
When Casey Jones enters, look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal an artifact card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Raphael, Tough Turtle

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Raphael deals 1 damage to target opponent.

Raphael, Most Attitude

Menace (This creature can't be blocked except by two or more creatures.)
Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, you may exile the top card of your library.
Whenever Raphael attacks, until end of turn, you may play a card exiled with Raphael.

Cowabunga!

Look at the top four cards of your library. You may reveal a Mutant, Ninja, Turtle, or land card from among them and put it into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Casey Jones, Back Alley Brute

Menace
Whenever Casey Jones attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target attacking creature.
Whenever you put one or more +1/+1 counters on a creature you control, Casey Jones deals that much damage to target opponent.

Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

City of Brass

Whenever this land becomes tapped, it deals 1 damage to you.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.

Leatherhead, Swamp Stalker

Trample
Leatherhead enters with a hexproof counter on her.
Whenever Leatherhead deals combat damage to a player, you may remove a counter from her. When you do, destroy target artifact or enchantment that player controls.

Steelbane Hydra

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
{2}{G}, Remove a +1/+1 counter from this creature: Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Slash, Reptile Rampager

Alliance — Whenever another creature you control enters, Slash deals 2 damage to each opponent.
Whenever Slash attacks, create a 2/2 red Mutant creature token.

Cultivate

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Harmonize

Raphael, the Muscle

Double all damage that creatures you control with counters on them would deal.
When Raphael enters, create a Mutagen token.
Partner—Character select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Party Dude

(Gain the next level as a sorcery to add its ability.)
When this Class enters, each player creates a Food token.
{1}{G}: Level 2
Whenever an artifact an opponent controls is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, draw a card.
{4}{G}: Level 3
Whenever one or more of your opponents are attacked, up to one target attacking creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the number of cards in your hand.

Michelangelo's Technique

Sneak {3}{G} (You may cast this spell for {3}{G} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Look at the top eight cards of your library. Put up to two creature cards with total mana value 6 or less from among them onto the battlefield and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Mountain

Mutagen Man, Living Ooze

Trample
Activated abilities of artifact tokens you control cost {1} less to activate.
When Mutagen Man enters, create X Mutagen tokens. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Raph & Mikey, Troublemakers

Trample, haste
Whenever Raph & Mikey attack, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a creature card. Put that card onto the battlefield tapped and attacking and the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Level Up

Enchant creature
When this Aura enters, put a +1/+1 counter on enchanted creature.
Enchanted creature has "Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it. Then if it has power 10 or greater, draw a card."

Thriving Grove

This land enters tapped. As it enters, choose a color other than green.
{T}: Add {G} or one mana of the chosen color.

Improvised Arsenal

Equipped creature gets +1/+0 for each artifact you control.
{4}{R}: Create a token that's a copy of this Equipment.
Equip {R}

Shellshock

For each opponent, choose up to one target creature that player controls. Shellshock deals X damage to each of those creatures. You create a Mutagen token for each creature dealt damage this way. (They're artifacts with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Michelangelo, the Heart

Trample
Raid (the Fridge) — At the beginning of your second main phase, if you attacked this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature and create a Food token.
Partner—Character select (You can have two commanders if both have this ability.)

Rootbound Crag

This land enters tapped unless you control a Mountain or a Forest.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Raphael's Technique

Sneak {2}{R} (You may cast this spell for {2}{R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Each player may discard their hand and draw seven cards.

Leatherhead, Iron Gator

Trample, haste
Whenever Leatherhead attacks, put two +1/+1 counters on each creature you control.

The Ooze

Whenever a creature you control with a +1/+1 counter on it leaves the battlefield, create a Mutagen token for each +1/+1 counter on it. (A Mutagen token is an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
{T}: Exile target card from a graveyard. Create a Mutagen token.

Mutant Chain Reaction

Destroy up to one target artifact, enchantment, or creature with flying. Create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Novel Nunchaku

When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. When you do, equipped creature fights up to one target creature an opponent controls. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+1 and has trample.
Equip {3} ({3}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Michelangelo, Weirdness to 11

When Michelangelo enters, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")
If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Mona Lisa, Science Geek

Reach
{T}: Add X mana of any one color, where X is Mona Lisa's power.

Jennika's Technique

Sneak {R} (You may cast this spell for {R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Jennika's Technique deals 2 damage to each creature.

Ninja Pizza

Foods you control have "{T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color."
At the beginning of your second main phase, create a Food token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: You gain 3 life.")

Arcade Cabinet

When this artifact enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to four target creatures.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice a token: Double the number of each kind of counter on target creature.

Saved by the Shell

This spell costs {1} less to cast if you control a Turtle.
Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control. It gains trample, hexproof, and indestructible until end of turn.

Turtle Van

Whenever this Vehicle attacks, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature that crewed it this turn. Then if that creature is a Mutant, Ninja, or Turtle, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
Crew 1 (Tap any number of creatures you control with total power 1 or more: This Vehicle becomes an artifact creature until end of turn.)

Cinder Glade

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Omni-Cheese Pizza

When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Add one mana of any color.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Tokka & Rahzar, Unsupervised

First strike
Whenever another nontoken creature you control leaves the battlefield, put a +1/+1 counter on Tokka & Rahzar and create a Treasure token. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Groundchuck & Dirtbag

Trample
Whenever you tap a land for mana, add {G}.

Escape Tunnel

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Target creature with power 2 or less can't be blocked this turn.

High Score

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.
At the beginning of your end step, draw a card if you control a creature with the greatest power among creatures on the battlefield.

Broadcast Takeover

Gain control of all artifacts your opponents control until end of turn. Untap them. They gain haste until end of turn.

Spire Garden

This land enters tapped unless you have two or more opponents.
{T}: Add {R} or {G}.

Turtle Power!

Fabled Passage

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Then if you control four or more lands, untap that land.

Grand Coliseum

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Weather Maker

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a charge counter on this artifact.
{T}: Add one mana of any color.
{T}, Remove two charge counters from this artifact: Add {C}{C}.
{T}, Remove three charge counters from this artifact: It deals 3 damage to any target.

Raphael, Ninja Destroyer

Raphael must be blocked if able.
Enrage — Whenever Raphael is dealt damage, add that much {R}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Big Mother Mouser

This creature enters with two +1/+1 counters on it.
Whenever this creature attacks, double the number of +1/+1 counters on it.
When this creature dies, create a number of 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature tokens equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Command Tower

Raphael, the Nightwatcher

Sneak {1}{R}{R} (You may cast this spell for {1}{R}{R} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.)
Attacking creatures you control have double strike.

Michelangelo, Improviser

Sneak {2}{G}{G} (You may cast this spell for {2}{G}{G} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step. He enters tapped and attacking.)
Whenever Michelangelo deals combat damage to a player, you may put a creature card and/or a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Michelangelo, Mutant BFF

Each creature you control with a counter on it can't be blocked by more than one creature.
Whenever Michelangelo enters or attacks, create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

New Generation's Technique

Sneak {2}{G} (You may cast this spell for {2}{G} if you also return an unblocked attacker you control to hand during the declare blockers step.)
Search your library for up to two basic land cards, put them onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Transdimensional Bovine

Flying
{T}: Add two mana of any one color.

Sol Ring

Super Combo

Replicate {2} (When you cast this spell, copy it for each time you paid its replicate cost. You may choose new targets for the copies.)
Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to target creature an opponent controls.

Guac & Marshmallow Pizza

Flash
When this artifact enters, target creature gets +2/+2 until end of turn. Untap it.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Spicy Oatmeal Pizza

When this artifact enters, it deals 4 damage to any target and 3 damage to you.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Hard-Won Jitte

Equipped creature has double strike.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Special Move

Choose two —
• Jump Kick — Destroy target artifact.
• Dash Attack — Put two +1/+1 counters on target attacking or blocking creature you control.
• Foot Toss — Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to any other target. Then sacrifice it.

Coin of Mastery

Each creature you control enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it for each mana from an artifact source spent to cast it.
{T}: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Casey Jones, Vigilante

When Casey Jones enters, draw three cards. At the beginning of your next upkeep, discard three cards at random.

Path of Ancestry

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity. When that mana is spent to cast a creature spell that shares a creature type with your commander, scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.)

Forest

Michelangelo, Game Master

Disappear — At the beginning of your end step, if a permanent left the battlefield under your control this turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Michelangelo.