It'll Quench Ya!

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {2}.

April O'Neil, Human Element

Whenever a player casts an artifact, instant, or sorcery spell, you create a Mutagen token. (It's an artifact with "{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this token: Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.")

Utrom Monitor

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)
Flying (This creature can't be blocked except by creatures with flying or reach.)

K-9, Mark I

Negative — As long as K-9 is untapped, other legendary creatures you control have ward {1}.
Affirmative — {1}{U}, {T}: Target legendary creature can't be blocked this turn.
Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

The Mechanist, Aerial Artisan

Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, create a Clue token. (It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")
{T}: Until end of turn, target artifact token you control becomes a 3/1 Construct artifact creature with flying.

Hidden Footblade

Flash
When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Equip {2} ({2}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Instant Ramen

Flash
When this artifact enters, draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.

Barrels of Blasting Jelly

{1}: Add one mana of any color. Activate only once each turn.
{5}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 5 damage to target creature.

Lembas

When this artifact enters, scry 1, then draw a card.
{2}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: You gain 3 life.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, its owner shuffles it into their library.

Valkyrie Aerial Unit

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)
Flying
When this creature enters, surveil 2. (Look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Boomerang Basics

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If you controlled that permanent, draw a card.

Skateboard

When this Equipment enters, tap target permanent.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0 and has haste.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Mouser Foundry

When this artifact enters or leaves the battlefield, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
{4}{R}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals 3 damage to target creature.

Krang, Master Mind

Affinity for artifacts (This spell costs {1} less to cast for each artifact you control.)
When Krang enters, if you have fewer than four cards in hand, draw cards equal to the difference.
Krang gets +1/+0 for each other artifact you control.

Whoosh!

Kicker {1}{U} (You may pay an additional {1}{U} as you cast this spell.)
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.

Coral Sword

Flash
When this Equipment enters, attach it to target creature you control. That creature gains first strike until end of turn.
Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Equip {1}

Mechanized Ninja Cavalry

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.

Ravenous Robots

Whenever you cast an artifact spell, create a 1/1 colorless Robot artifact creature token.
{R}, {T}: Creature tokens you control gain haste until end of turn.

Doc Ock's Tentacles

Whenever a creature you control with mana value 5 or greater enters, you may attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +4/+4.
Equip {5}