Whoosh!

Kicker {1}{U} (You may pay an additional {1}{U} as you cast this spell.)
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. If this spell was kicked, draw a card.

Hoodwink

Return target artifact, enchantment, or land to its owner's hand.

Boing!

Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.

Bamboozle

Target player reveals the top four cards of their library. You choose two of those cards and put them into that player's graveyard. Put the rest on top of their library in any order.

Eject

This spell can't be countered.
Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand.
Draw a card.

Dingus Staff

Whenever a creature dies, this artifact deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Plow Through

Choose one —
• Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
• Destroy target Vehicle.

Dingus Egg

Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Helium Squirter

Graft 3 (This creature enters with three +1/+1 counters on it. Whenever another creature enters, you may move a +1/+1 counter from this creature onto it.)
{1}: Target creature with a +1/+1 counter on it gains flying until end of turn.

Squelch

Counter target activated ability. (Mana abilities can't be targeted.)
Draw a card.

Amugaba

Flying
{2}{U}, Discard a card: Return this creature to its owner's hand.

Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay {B/R} to cast this spell.
When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.

Hurly-Burly

Choose one —
• Hurly-Burly deals 1 damage to each creature without flying.
• Hurly-Burly deals 1 damage to each creature with flying.

Atogatog

Sacrifice an Atog creature: Atogatog gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the sacrificed creature's power.

Kudzu

Enchant land
When enchanted land becomes tapped, destroy it. That land's controller may attach this Aura to a land of their choice.

Kaboom!

Choose any number of target players or planeswalkers. For each of them, reveal cards from the top of your library until you reveal a nonland card, Kaboom! deals damage equal to that card's mana value to that player or planeswalker, then you put the revealed cards on the bottom of your library in any order.

Fungusaur

Whenever this creature is dealt damage, put a +1/+1 counter on it.

Ragamuffyn

Hellbent — {T}, Sacrifice a creature or land: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.

Uncle Istvan

Prevent all damage that would be dealt to this creature by creatures.

Noggin Whack

Prowl {1}{B} (You may cast this for its prowl cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with a Rogue.)
Target player reveals three cards from their hand. You choose two of them. That player discards those cards.

PuPu UFO

Flying
{T}: You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.
{3}: Until end of turn, this creature's base power becomes equal to the number of Towns you control.

Goobbue Gardener

Cockatrice

Flying
Whenever this creature blocks or becomes blocked by a non-Wall creature, destroy that creature at end of combat.

Wanderlust

Enchant creature
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, this Aura deals 1 damage to that player.

Suplex

Choose one —
• Suplex deals 3 damage to target creature. If that creature would die this turn, exile it instead.
• Exile target artifact.

Sloppity Bilepiper

Jolly Gutpipes — {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: The next creature spell you cast this turn has cascade. (When you next cast a creature spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)