{"ops":[{"attributes":{"underline":true},"insert":"G. S. L. A. W. "},{"insert":"\nGet Sac Land And Win \n\nSimple as, get something that benefits land coming down, make it rain, play commander, ad nauseum sac lands, place counters on other creatures, put counters on Szarel whenever possible, sac land to move those counters to other creatures, sac an absurd amount of more land, go impossibly wide and tall with trample flying etc, sac more lands for good measure, win.\n\nNo dorks no rocks and 34 lands that will feel like 50, your fast ramp is replaying the sac land in the grave with \"play an additional land\" \n\nYou're essentially playing a colored mana token power stone spam deck where instead of sacing the artifacts for value, it's land\n\nThanks to All Will Be One, you get to decide when the game is over.\n\n"},{"attributes":{"underline":true},"insert":"Why Play Szarel Over Hearthhull?"},{"insert":"\nBecause he's more fun, having the ability to play lands from the graveyard in the command zone enables any and all land sacing, it's insane how much you can get away with, hell I removed Icetill from the deck for being too slow and normally that's the most important piece to a Hearthhull deck, and therefore it's Achille's Heel. \n\nWith Hearth, your opponent's game becomes, get rid of your ability to play lands from the grave and they shut down your engine, they'll exile the Conduit and/or Crucible of Worlds, leaving you praying on your sac draws to replenish the lost lands. Szarel solves this problem by just being that guy, grabbing it for you.\n\nIt's shockingly easy to transfer counters to him as well, thus transferring counters to others feeding its own loop making even Ouroboroid seem redundant. Frankly, counters are just too easy to abuse in green, god forbid you have all 3 doublers on the field, your table wouldn't and shouldn't forgive you and kamikaze themselves just to make sure you don't win.\n\nThat being said it's still an incredible piece in the 99 that when compounded with Szarel it quickly runs over the table. The one negative is losing the card draw, I'm sure you'll figure it out.\n\nYou can stop reading now, everything after this is nonsense conjecture written by a schizophrenic arguing with themselves\n__________________________________________________________________________\n\nMy job, my real life job is doing math all day, all on the fly no calculator no hand holding all big figures and mental imaging, and brother, the most important advice I can give for playing this deck, bring a notepad, pencil, and the Texas Instruments calculator you stole from your 6th grade math class to the game, people are going to want proof at least.\n \nIf your starting hand has "},{"attributes":{"underline":true},"insert":"Horizon Explorer, Spelunking or Fabled Passage"},{"insert":", you play that mfer, no matter how much land is, or is not in there. Those 3 cards turn the turn 6 double sac land into usable mana for that turn and not just an easy out for triggering Szarel's ability for \"free\" as that is one of the later game issues of the deck, do I go for easy sac triggers by playing the twisted landscape in my graveyard or the basic land so I can use it for spells this turn. However, this is like a, \"do I eat my caviar in my Lamborghini or personal movie theater\" kind of problem so don't think too hard on it. But having one of these three cards is like you plowed your lambo through the back wall of your home theater for the perfect seat\n\nWhen searching for lands prioritize the big 3 first then doubling up on forests, next swamps, and then mountains the second normally held for sacing purposes until you can get more lands, then you just dump forests once you have a surplus X cost spells normally cast around 10 - 12 + color pip, but with some Tectonic Split shenanigans you can get away with much more and solidly fixing your mana base giving you a good bounce back if you get wiped or commander removed\n\nYour turns take FOREVER, try not to be an ass who takes everyone out of the game going \"uh wait do I want to sac this much land\" and pondering for 5 minutes, you'll get the mana back little bro. You'll know you're playing this deck right when you have 8-10 land cards in your graveyard with 6 on the field \n\nRemember your triggers, separate you board into, when I sac a land, and when I play a land triggers, go down the gd list if you need to. Layer your tokens by counter numbers and designate the amount of them with dice, I'm dead serious man this shit gets outta hand fast. \n\nPlay all 3 of your additional sac lands at once!!!! Apply counters then search for your desired lands, don't play sac land, landfall, tap, sac triggers, counters, search, landfall into play sac land, landfall, tap, sac triggers, counters, search, landfall for the love of god just do all instances of it in one go, wtf are they gonna do interact with playing lands(killing your commander)? Be very careful when doing this with Mossborne and Scutes esp with doubling season, your table will prefer to visually see the progression on those instead of just being told \"its 12,678/12,678 after all of the triggers\" anyways(right?) \n\nEither way after all of the exile interaction the big pieces will be gone, with no Mossborne and no Scutes to recur, I recommend nuking your land-base into oblivion with Hearthhull or any other big sac to damage outlet to end off the game, Planetary Annihilation is in there for that reason, fuck a Blasphemous that'll kill Hearth(I forget all the creatures are functionally 20/20s with Szarel, however) and wont sac lands for even more damage\n\nBarbed servitor, really funny, personal favorite put some counters on him and watch the enemy break down at the thought of you drawing one card, use Alesha and Horizon Explorer for landers which = sac and land seriously who tf made this card, albeit the sac is a token)\nMaybe add more chances for recursion, as milling a couple key pieces can feel super demoralizing i.e. anything that recurs other permanents and not itself \nStg funniest shit you can do is Crop Rotation into Riveteers Overlook after playing a Mossborne with your commander out, I dare you to do it without cracking a smile.\nDon't sleep on my 10 mana double sac outlet w/ interaction GOAT WOOOOOOOOOOORRRRRRRRLD BREEEEEEEEEAAAKERRRRRRR\n\nYES IT HAS LANDFALL, GUESS WHAT PAL, TO SAC A LAND I GOTTA PLAY IT FIRST AND IF ITS A SAC LAND I GET 1 SAC TRIGGER AND 2 LANDFALL TRIGGERS HOW CAN I NOT CAPITALIZE ON THAT\n\nthe only way I get rid of landfall is to go fully into land destruction and no one wants to play that, they should over landfall, but pull up to the pod and say you have a land destruction deck, see how that goes.\n\nPls don't look up Soulless Jailer\n"}]}