Camera Launcher

Exhaust — {3}: Put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Create a 1/1 colorless Thopter artifact creature token with flying. (Activate each exhaust ability only once.)

MJ, Rising Star

Vigilance (Attacking doesn't cause this creature to tap.)
Whenever you gain life, put a +1/+1 counter on MJ.

Found Footage

You may look at face-down creatures your opponents control any time.
{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Surveil 2, then draw a card. (To surveil 2, look at the top two cards of your library, then put any number of them into your graveyard and the rest on top of your library in any order.)

Untimely Malfunction

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Change the target of target spell or ability with a single target.
• One or two target creatures can't block this turn.

Glimmerlight

When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 white Glimmer enchantment creature token.
Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

J. Jonah Jameson

When J. Jonah Jameson enters, suspect up to one target creature. (A suspected creature has menace and can't block.)
Whenever a creature you control with menace attacks, create a Treasure token.

Haunted Screen

{T}: Add {W} or {B}.
{T}, Pay 1 life: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}.
{7}: Put seven +1/+1 counters on this artifact. It becomes a 0/0 Spirit creature in addition to its other types. Activate only once.

Donna Noble

Soulbond (You may pair this creature with another unpaired creature when either enters. They remain paired for as long as you control both of them.)
Whenever Donna Noble or a creature it's paired with is dealt damage, Donna Noble deals that much damage to target opponent.
Doctor's companion (You can have two commanders if the other is the Doctor.)

Counterspell

Flash Thompson, Spider-Fan

Flash
When Flash Thompson enters, choose one or both —
• Heckle — Tap target creature.
• Hero Worship — Untap target creature.

Paranormal Analyst

Whenever you manifest dread, put a card you put into your graveyard this way into your hand.

Anguished Recollection

Discard a card. If you do, seek two cards that don't share a card type with the discarded card.

Ghost-Spider

Flying, vigilance, haste
Whenever you play a land from exile or cast a spell from exile, put a +1/+1 counter on Ghost-Spider.
Remove two counters from Ghost-Spider: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn.

Gwen Stacy

When Gwen Stacy enters, exile the top card of your library. You may play that card for as long as you control this creature.
{2}{U}{R}{W}: Transform Gwen Stacy. Activate only as a sorcery.

Gwen Stacy // Ghost-Spider

Flash Counter

Mary Jane Watson

Whenever a Spider you control enters, draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Mobile Clone

Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)

Brash Taunter

Indestructible
Whenever this creature is dealt damage, it deals that much damage to target opponent.
{2}{R}, {T}: This creature fights another target creature.

Gallant Citizen

Pictures of Spider-Man

When this artifact enters, look at the top five cards of your library. You may reveal up to two creature cards from among them and put them into your hand. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.
{1}, {T}, Sacrifice this artifact: Create a Treasure token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

News Helicopter

Flying
When this creature enters, create a 1/1 green and white Human Citizen creature token.

Guy in the Chair

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Web Support — {2}{G}, {T}: Put a +1/+1 counter on target Spider. Activate only as a sorcery.

Cautious Survivor

Survival — At the beginning of your second main phase, if this creature is tapped, you gain 2 life.

Ultimate Spider-Man

First strike, haste
Camouflage — {2}: Put a +1/+1 counter on Ultimate Spider-Man. He gains hexproof and becomes colorless until end of turn.
Whenever you attack, double the number of each kind of counter on each Spider and legendary creature you control.

Miles Morales

When Miles Morales enters, put a +1/+1 counter on each of up to two target creatures.
{3}{R}{G}{W}: Transform Miles Morales. Activate only as a sorcery.

Miles Morales // Ultimate Spider-Man

Peter Parker's Camera

This artifact enters with three film counters on it.
{2}, {T}, Remove a film counter from this artifact: Copy target activated or triggered ability you control. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Wibbly-wobbly, Timey-wimey

Time travel. (For each suspended card you own and each permanent you control with a time counter on it, you may add or remove a time counter.)
Draw a card.

Flash Photography

You may cast this spell as though it had flash if it targets a permanent you control.
Create a token that's a copy of target permanent.
Flashback {4}{U}{U}

Undergrowth Recon

At the beginning of your upkeep, return target land card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Flash

You may put a creature card from your hand onto the battlefield. If you do, sacrifice it unless you pay its mana cost reduced by {2}.

Assquatch

Each other Donkey gets +1½/+1½.
Whenever another Donkey enters, untap target creature and gain control of it until end of turn. That creature gains haste until end of turn.

Cursed Recording

Whenever you cast an instant or sorcery spell, put a time counter on this artifact. Then if there are seven or more time counters on it, remove those counters and it deals 20 damage to you.
{T}: When you next cast an instant or sorcery spell this turn, copy that spell. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Selfie Preservation

Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.

Photo Op

Before the game begins, you may post a picture of yourself posing like the art of any Magic card with #GuessThatMagicCard and no other text.
You may reveal a reply posted today with a guess and a card you own from outside the game with the same name as that guess. Put that card into your hand. Exile Photo Op.

Trapped in the Screen

Ward {2} (Whenever this enchantment becomes the target of a spell or ability an opponent controls, counter it unless that player pays {2}.)
When this enchantment enters, exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield.