Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop

When Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop enters, you get {TK}{TK}{TK}, then you may put a sticker on a nonland permanent you own.
At the beginning of each combat, you may have Ambassador Blorpityblorpboop's base power become equal to the total power of all stickers on permanents you control and its base toughness become equal to those stickers' total toughness.

Fecundity

Whenever a creature dies, that creature's controller may draw a card.

Takklemaggot

Enchant creature
At the beginning of the upkeep of enchanted creature's controller, put a -0/-1 counter on that creature.
When enchanted creature dies, that creature's controller chooses a creature that this card could enchant. If the player does, return this card to the battlefield under your control attached to that creature. If they don't, return this card to the battlefield under your control as a non-Aura enchantment. It loses "enchant creature" and gains "At the beginning of that player's upkeep, this enchantment deals 1 damage to that player."

Vizzerdrix

Alexios, Deimos of Kosmos

Trample
Alexios attacks each combat if able, can't be sacrificed, and can't attack its owner.
At the beginning of each player's upkeep, that player gains control of Alexios, untaps it, and puts a +1/+1 counter on it. It gains haste until end of turn.

Sharding Sphinx

Flying
Whenever an artifact creature you control deals combat damage to a player, you may create a 1/1 blue Thopter artifact creature token with flying.

Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar

As long as you've discarded a card this turn, you may pay {B/R} to cast this spell.
When Asmoranomardicadaistinaculdacar enters, you may search your library for a card named The Underworld Cookbook, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Sacrifice two Foods: Target creature deals 6 damage to itself.

Borborygmos and Fblthp

Whenever Borborygmos and Fblthp enters or attacks, draw a card, then you may discard any number of land cards. When you discard one or more cards this way, Borborygmos and Fblthp deals twice that much damage to target creature.
{1}{U}: Put Borborygmos and Fblthp into its owner's library third from the top.

Dingus Egg

Whenever a land is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, this artifact deals 2 damage to that land's controller.

Goblins of the Flarg

Mountainwalk (This creature can't be blocked as long as defending player controls a Mountain.)
When you control a Dwarf, sacrifice this creature.

Squeaking Pie Grubfellows

Kinship — At the beginning of your upkeep, you may look at the top card of your library. If it shares a creature type with this creature, you may reveal it. If you do, each opponent discards a card.

Prowling Serpopard

This spell can't be countered.
Creature spells you control can't be countered.

Ride the Shoopuf

Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature you control.
{5}{G}{G}: This enchantment becomes a 7/7 Beast creature in addition to its other types.

Sloppity Bilepiper

Jolly Gutpipes — {2}, {T}, Sacrifice a creature: The next creature spell you cast this turn has cascade. (When you next cast a creature spell, exile cards from the top of your library until you exile a nonland card that costs less. You may cast it without paying its mana cost. Put the exiled cards on the bottom in a random order.)

Ragamuffyn

Hellbent — {T}, Sacrifice a creature or land: Draw a card. Activate only if you have no cards in hand.

Pongify

Destroy target creature. It can't be regenerated. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Ape creature token.

Riding the Dilu Horse

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains horsemanship. (It can't be blocked except by creatures with horsemanship. This effect lasts indefinitely.)

Fecund Greenshell

Reach
As long as you control ten or more lands, creatures you control get +2/+2.
Whenever this creature or another creature you control with toughness greater than its power enters, look at the top card of your library. If it's a land card, you may put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand.

Noggin Whack

Prowl {1}{B} (You may cast this for its prowl cost if you dealt combat damage to a player this turn with a Rogue.)
Target player reveals three cards from their hand. You choose two of them. That player discards those cards.

Twiddle

You may tap or untap target artifact, creature, or land.

Root Greevil

{2}{G}, {T}, Sacrifice this creature: Destroy all enchantments of the color of your choice.

Quarum Trench Gnomes

{T}: If target Plains is tapped for mana, it produces colorless mana instead of white mana. (This effect lasts indefinitely.)