{"ops":[{"attributes":{"bold":true},"insert":"Consider this deck a five-course meal of pure, unadulterated malice, served with a side of sanctimony."},{"insert":"\nThe amuse-bouche is a simple warning: attack me, and you will be punished. \nThis is not a threat; it's a promise, baked into every card choice.\nThe first course is a refreshing salad of targeted removal, tossed lightly with vindication. The main entrée, however, is where we get decadent. We're serving a hearty, steaming platter of land destruction - a controversial classic we've brought back to the modern meta with a twist. We pair this rich dish with a fine wine: our own permanents phased out in a delicate, ethereal sauce, allowing us to enjoy the carnage with clean hands.\nBefore dessert, we cleanse the palate with a Land Tax sorbet, a seemingly innocent and fair card that, in this context, simply ensures we have more ingredients than anyone else to finish cooking our opponents.\nThe dessert menu offers two delectable choices: a slow-baked Frustration Soufflé that we patiently watch rise as our opponents concede to despair, or a explosive Symbiote Surprise, a piñata of pure power we've been stuffing with +1/+1 counters all game, ready to be smashed over someone's head for a devastating one-hit knockout.\nIt's a feast of flavor that perfectly marries Venom's diabolical nature with Anti-Venom's holier-than-thou execution. \n\nBon appétit!\n"}]}