Swamp

Black Mage's Rod

Job select (When this Equipment enters, create a 1/1 colorless Hero creature token, then attach this to it.)
Equipped creature gets +1/+0, has "Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature deals 1 damage to each opponent," and is a Wizard in addition to its other types.
Equip {3}

Rod of Spanking

{2}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to target player. Then untap this artifact unless that player says "Thank you, sir. May I have another?"

Giant Oyster

You may choose not to untap this creature during your untap step.
{T}: For as long as this creature remains tapped, target tapped creature doesn't untap during its controller's untap step, and at the beginning of each of your draw steps, put a -1/-1 counter on that creature. When this creature leaves the battlefield or becomes untapped, remove all -1/-1 counters from the creature.

Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Girder Goons

When this creature dies, create a tapped 2/2 black Rogue creature token.
Blitz {3}{B} (If you cast this spell for its blitz cost, it gains haste and "When this creature dies, draw a card." Sacrifice it at the beginning of the next end step.)

Sundering Stroke

Sundering Stroke deals 7 damage divided as you choose among one, two, or three targets. If at least seven red mana was spent to cast this spell, instead Sundering Stroke deals 7 damage to each of those permanents and/or players.

Scared Stiff

This creature has menace as long as you control a stickered permanent.

Wielding the Green Dragon

Target creature gets +4/+4 until end of turn.

Flooded Woodlands

Green creatures can't attack unless their controller sacrifices a land of their choice for each green creature they control that's attacking. (This cost is paid as attackers are declared.)

Watery Grave

({T}: Add {U} or {B}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Unfulfilled Desires

{1}, Pay 1 life: Draw a card, then discard a card.

Vastwood Gorger

Grip of Desolation

Devoid (This card has no color.)
Exile target creature and target land.

Overgrown Tomb

({T}: Add {B} or {G}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Raging Cougar

Forbidden Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color.
Whenever you tap this land for mana, target opponent creates a 1/1 colorless Spirit creature token.

Sanctum Plowbeast

Defender
Plainscycling {2}, islandcycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Search your library for a Plains or Island card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.)

Nut Collector

At the beginning of your upkeep, you may create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.
Threshold — All Squirrels get +2/+2 as long as seven or more cards are in your graveyard.

Wildwood Escort

When this creature enters, return target creature or battle card from your graveyard to your hand.
If this creature would die, exile it instead.

Vastwood Hydra

This creature enters with X +1/+1 counters on it.
When this creature dies, you may distribute a number of +1/+1 counters equal to the number of +1/+1 counters on this creature among any number of creatures you control.

Doomgape

Trample
At the beginning of your upkeep, sacrifice a creature. You gain life equal to that creature's toughness.

Immovable Rod

You may choose not to untap this artifact during your untap step.
Whenever this artifact becomes untapped, venture into the dungeon.
{3}{W}, {T}: For as long as this artifact remains tapped, another target permanent loses all abilities and can't attack or block.

Buster Sword

Equipped creature gets +3/+2.
Whenever equipped creature deals combat damage to a player, draw a card, then you may cast a spell from your hand with mana value less than or equal to that damage without paying its mana cost.
Equip {2}

The Rack

As this artifact enters, choose an opponent.
At the beginning of the chosen player's upkeep, this artifact deals X damage to that player, where X is 3 minus the number of cards in their hand.

Aggressive Urge

Target creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.
Draw a card.

Sticky Fingers

Enchant creature
Enchanted creature has menace and "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, create a Treasure token." (It can't be blocked except by two or more creatures. The token is an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")
When enchanted creature dies, draw a card.

Swallow Whole

As an additional cost to cast this spell, tap an untapped creature you control.
Exile target tapped creature. Put a +1/+1 counter on the creature tapped to pay this spell's additional cost.

Spara's Headquarters

({T}: Add {G}, {W}, or {U}.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Yoked Plowbeast

Cycling {2} ({2}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Throne of Bone

Whenever a player casts a black spell, you may pay {1}. If you do, you gain 1 life.

Swords to Plowshares

Exile target creature. Its controller gains life equal to its power.

Bone Dragon

Flying
{3}{B}{B}, Exile seven other cards from your graveyard: Return this card from your graveyard to the battlefield tapped.

Orb of Dreams

Double Play

Choose another player. Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. At the beginning of the first upkeep in your next game with that player, search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Soul Swallower

Trample
Delirium — At the beginning of your upkeep, if there are four or more card types among cards in your graveyard, put three +1/+1 counters on this creature.

Mother of Goons

Whenever a creature an opponent controls dies, sacrifice this creature unless you insult that creature.

Willing

Creatures you control gain deathtouch and lifelink until end of turn.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

Ready

Creatures you control gain indestructible until end of turn. Untap each creature you control.
Fuse (You may cast one or both halves of this card from your hand.)

Ready // Willing

Bushwhack

Choose one —
• Search your library for a basic land card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
• Target creature you control fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Tecutlan, the Searing Rift

(Transforms from Brass's Tunnel-Grinder.)
{T}: Add {R}.
Whenever you cast a permanent spell using mana produced by Tecutlan, discover X, where X is that spell's mana value.

Brass's Tunnel-Grinder

When Brass's Tunnel-Grinder enters, discard any number of cards, then draw that many cards plus one.
At the beginning of your end step, if you descended this turn, put a bore counter on Brass's Tunnel-Grinder. Then if there are three or more bore counters on it, remove those counters and transform it. (You descended if a permanent card was put into your graveyard from anywhere.)

Brass's Tunnel-Grinder // Tecutlan, the Searing Rift

Splitting Slime

{4}{G}{G}: Monstrosity 3. (If this creature isn't monstrous, put three +1/+1 counters on it and it becomes monstrous.)
When this creature becomes monstrous, create a token that's a copy of this creature. (The token has no counters and isn't monstrous.)

Captivating Cave

{T}: Add {C}.
{1}, {T}: Add one mana of any color.
{4}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. Activate only as a sorcery.

Weirding Wood

Enchant land
When this Aura enters, investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")
Enchanted land has "{T}: Add two mana of any one color."

Hardened Escort

Whenever this creature attacks, another target creature you control gets +1/+0 and gains indestructible until end of turn. (Damage and effects that say "destroy" don't destroy it.)

Bump in the Night

Target opponent loses 3 life.
Flashback {5}{R} (You may cast this card from your graveyard for its flashback cost. Then exile it.)

Bureau Headmaster

Equipment spells you cast cost {1} less to cast.
Equip abilities you activate cost {1} less to activate.

Sacred Nectar

The Seedcore

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add one mana of any color. Spend this mana only to cast Phyrexian creature spells.
Corrupted — {T}: Target 1/1 creature gets +2/+1 until end of turn. Activate only if an opponent has three or more poison counters.

Hallowed Fountain

({T}: Add {W} or {U}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Cavernous Maw

{T}: Add {C}.
{2}: This land becomes a 3/3 Elemental creature until end of turn. It's still a Cave land. Activate only if the number of other Caves you control plus the number of Cave cards in your graveyard is three or greater.

Junk Jet

When this Equipment enters, create a Junk token. (It's an artifact with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Exile the top card of your library. You may play that card this turn. Activate only as a sorcery.")
{3}, Sacrifice another artifact: Double equipped creature's power until end of turn.
Equip {1}

Nissa, Sage Animist

+1: Reveal the top card of your library. If it's a land card, put it onto the battlefield. Otherwise, put it into your hand.
−2: Create Ashaya, the Awoken World, a legendary 4/4 green Elemental creature token.
−7: Untap up to six target lands. They become 6/6 Elemental creatures. They're still lands.

Nissa, Vastwood Seer

When Nissa enters, you may search your library for a basic Forest card, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.
Whenever a land you control enters, if you control seven or more lands, exile Nissa, then return her to the battlefield transformed under her owner's control.

Nissa, Vastwood Seer // Nissa, Sage Animist

Working Stiff

As this creature enters, straighten your arms.
When you bend an elbow, sacrifice this creature.

Cream of the Crop

Whenever a creature you control enters, you may look at the top X cards of your library, where X is that creature's power. If you do, put one of those cards on top of your library and the rest on the bottom of your library in any order.

Edgewall Inn

This land enters tapped.
As this land enters, choose a color.
{T}: Add one mana of the chosen color.
{3}, {T}, Sacrifice this land: Return target card that has an Adventure from your graveyard to your hand.

Smash

Disdainful Stroke

Counter target spell with mana value 4 or greater.

Gulping Scraptrap

When this creature enters or dies, proliferate. (Choose any number of permanents and/or players, then give each another counter of each kind already there.)

Twiddle

You may tap or untap target artifact, creature, or land.

Hard Evidence

Create a 0/3 blue Crab creature token.
Investigate. (Create a Clue token. It's an artifact with "{2}, Sacrifice this token: Draw a card.")

Swallow the Hero Whole

Each player exiles a creature they control. Until the Hydra's next turn, when a Head leaves the battlefield, return the exiled cards to the battlefield under their owners' control.

Savage Smash

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 until end of turn. It fights target creature you don't control. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)

Breeding Pool

({T}: Add {G} or {U}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Plow Through

Choose one —
• Target creature you control fights target creature an opponent controls. (Each deals damage equal to its power to the other.)
• Destroy target Vehicle.

Strip Mine

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}, Sacrifice this land: Destroy target land.

Kronch Wrangler

Trample
Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Chief of the Edge

Other Warrior creatures you control get +1/+0.

Built to Smash

Target attacking creature gets +3/+3 until end of turn. If it's an artifact creature, it gains trample until end of turn.

Island

Bust

Boom

Destroy target land you control and target land you don't control.

Boom // Bust

Mountain

Orbs of Warding

You have hexproof. (You can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
If a creature would deal damage to you, prevent 1 of that damage.

Weatherseed Totem

{T}: Add {G}.
{2}{G}{G}{G}: This artifact becomes a 5/3 green Treefolk artifact creature with trample until end of turn.
When this artifact is put into a graveyard from the battlefield, if it was a creature, return this card to its owner's hand.

Turntimber, Serpentine Wood

As this land enters, you may pay 3 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}.

Turntimber Symbiosis

Look at the top seven cards of your library. You may put a creature card from among them onto the battlefield. If that card has mana value 3 or less, it enters with three additional +1/+1 counters on it. Put the rest on the bottom of your library in a random order.

Turntimber Symbiosis // Turntimber, Serpentine Wood

Goblin Bushwhacker

Kicker {R} (You may pay an additional {R} as you cast this spell.)
When this creature enters, if it was kicked, creatures you control get +1/+0 and gain haste until end of turn.

Godless Shrine

({T}: Add {W} or {B}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Bone Flute

{2}, {T}: All creatures get -1/-0 until end of turn.

Over the Edge

Choose one —
• Destroy target artifact or enchantment.
• Target creature you control explores, then it explores again. (Reveal the top card of your library. Put that card into your hand if it's a land. Otherwise, put a +1/+1 counter on that creature, then put the card back or put it into your graveyard. Then repeat this process.)

Fortified Beachhead

As this land enters, you may reveal a Soldier card from your hand. This land enters tapped unless you revealed a Soldier card this way or you control a Soldier.
{T}: Add {W} or {U}.
{5}, {T}: Soldiers you control get +1/+1 until end of turn.

Wooden Stake

Equipped creature gets +1/+0.
Whenever equipped creature blocks or becomes blocked by a Vampire, destroy that creature. It can't be regenerated.
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Bloodstained Mire

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Organ Grinder

{T}, Exile three cards from your graveyard: Target player loses 3 life.

Dingus Staff

Whenever a creature dies, this artifact deals 2 damage to that creature's controller.

Rod of Ruin

{3}, {T}: This artifact deals 1 damage to any target.

Dark Depths

Dark Depths enters with ten ice counters on it.
{3}: Remove an ice counter from Dark Depths.
When Dark Depths has no ice counters on it, sacrifice it. If you do, create Marit Lage, a legendary 20/20 black Avatar creature token with flying and indestructible.

Cave of Temptation

Godhead of Awe

Flying
Other creatures have base power and toughness 1/1.

Awaken the Woods

Create X 1/1 green Forest Dryad land creature tokens. (They're affected by summoning sickness.)

Seedborn Muse

Untap all permanents you control during each other player's untap step.

Vagrant Plowbeasts

{1}: Regenerate target creature with power 5 or greater.

Stream of Life

Bond of Passion

Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn. Bond of Passion deals 2 damage to any other target.

Plains

Bone Devourer

Flash
Flying
This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the number of creatures that died this turn.
When this creature dies, you draw X cards and you lose X life, where X is the number of +1/+1 counters on it.

Succumb to Temptation

Smash to Smithereens

Destroy target artifact. Smash to Smithereens deals 3 damage to that artifact's controller.

Edge of the Divinity

Enchant creature
As long as enchanted creature is white, it gets +1/+2.
As long as enchanted creature is black, it gets +2/+1.

Growth Spasm

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle. Create a 0/1 colorless Eldrazi Spawn creature token. It has "Sacrifice this token: Add {C}."

Busted!

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.

Plow Under

Put two target lands on top of their owners' libraries.