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For each player, choose target nonenchantment, nonland permanent that player controls. Those permanents' owners shuffle them into their libraries. Each player who controlled one of those permanents exiles cards from the top of their library until they exile a nonland card, then puts the rest on the bottom of their library in a random order. Each player may cast the nonland card they exiled without paying its mana cost.

Seek the Beast

Exile the top two cards of your library. Until your next end step, you may play those cards.

Questing Druid

Whenever you cast a spell that's white, blue, black, or red, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Questing Druid // Seek the Beast

Chandra's Ignition

Target creature you control deals damage equal to its power to each other creature and each opponent.

Stomping Ground

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Arid Mesa

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Mountain or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Counterspell

Arcane Signet

{T}: Add one mana of any color in your commander's color identity.

Farseek

Search your library for a Plains, Island, Swamp, or Mountain card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Tail the Suspect

Investigate. You may play an additional land this turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Kellan, Inquisitive Prodigy

Flying, vigilance
Whenever Kellan attacks, destroy up to one target artifact. If you controlled that permanent, draw a card.

Kellan, Inquisitive Prodigy // Tail the Suspect

Frostcliff Siege

As this enchantment enters, choose Jeskai or Temur.
• Jeskai — Whenever one or more creatures you control deal combat damage to a player, draw a card.
• Temur — Creatures you control get +1/+0 and have trample and haste.

Myth Unbound

Your commander costs {1} less to cast for each time it's been cast from the command zone this game.
Whenever your commander is put into the command zone from anywhere, draw a card.

Warped Space

Once each turn, you may pay {0} rather than pay the mana cost for a spell you cast from exile.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Charred Foyer

At the beginning of your upkeep, exile the top card of your library. You may play it this turn.
(You may cast either half. That door unlocks on the battlefield. As a sorcery, you may pay the mana cost of a locked door to unlock it.)

Charred Foyer // Warped Space

Giant's Amulet

When this Equipment enters, you may pay {3}{U}. If you do, create a 4/4 blue Giant Wizard creature token, then attach this Equipment to it.
Equipped creature gets +0/+1 and has "This creature has hexproof as long as it's untapped."(It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Equip {2}

Scan the Clouds

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Tempest Hart

Trample
Whenever you cast a spell with mana value 5 or greater, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Tempest Hart // Scan the Clouds

Temur Battlecrier

During your turn, spells you cast cost {1} less to cast for each creature you control with power 4 or greater.

Sword of the Animist

Equipped creature gets +1/+1.
Whenever equipped creature attacks, you may search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.
Equip {2}

Doc Aurlock, Grizzled Genius

Spells you cast from your graveyard or from exile cost {2} less to cast.
Plotting cards from your hand costs {2} less.

Cascade Bluffs

{T}: Add {C}.
{U/R}, {T}: Add {U}{U}, {U}{R}, or {R}{R}.

Swan Song

Counter target enchantment, instant, or sorcery spell. Its controller creates a 2/2 blue Bird creature token with flying.

Pixie Dust

Up to three target creatures gain flying until end of turn. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Moonshae Pixie

Flying
When this creature enters, draw cards equal to the number of opponents who were dealt combat damage this turn.

Moonshae Pixie // Pixie Dust

Negate

Frantic Search

Draw two cards, then discard two cards. Untap up to three lands.

Kraum, Violent Cacophony

Flying
Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, put a +1/+1 counter on Kraum and draw a card.

Forest

Mesmeric Glare

Counter target spell with mana value 3 or less. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Hypnotic Sprite

Hypnotic Sprite // Mesmeric Glare

Island

Extraordinary Journey

When this enchantment enters, exile up to X target creatures. For each of those cards, its owner may play it for as long as it remains exiled.
Whenever one or more nontoken creatures enter, if one or more of them entered from exile or was cast from exile, you draw a card. This ability triggers only once each turn.

Verdant Catacombs

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Swamp or Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Swiftfoot Boots

Equipped creature has hexproof and haste. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control. It can attack and {T} no matter when it came under your control.)
Equip {1} ({1}: Attach to target creature you control. Equip only as a sorcery.)

Lucky Clover

Whenever you cast an Adventure instant or sorcery spell, copy it. You may choose new targets for the copy.

Edgewall Innkeeper

Whenever you cast a creature spell that has an Adventure, draw a card. (It doesn't need to have gone on the adventure first.)

Heroic Intervention

Permanents you control gain hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Steam Clean

Return target nonland permanent to its owner's hand. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Scalding Viper

Whenever an opponent casts a spell with mana value 3 or less, this creature deals 1 damage to that player.

Scalding Viper // Steam Clean

Blasphemous Act

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each creature on the battlefield.
Blasphemous Act deals 13 damage to each creature.

Seek Thrills

Mill seven cards. Then put all cards that have an Adventure from among the milled cards into your hand.

Beluna Grandsquall

Trample
Permanent spells you cast that have an Adventure cost {1} less to cast.

Beluna Grandsquall // Seek Thrills

An Offer You Can't Refuse

Counter target noncreature spell. Its controller creates two Treasure tokens. (They're artifacts with "{T}, Sacrifice this token: Add one mana of any color.")

Petty Theft

Return target nonland permanent an opponent controls to its owner's hand.

Brazen Borrower

Flash
Flying
This creature can block only creatures with flying.

Brazen Borrower // Petty Theft

Frontier Bivouac

This land enters tapped.
{T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}.

Fae Offering

At the beginning of each end step, if you've cast both a creature spell and a noncreature spell this turn, create a Clue token, a Food token, and a Treasure token.

Temur Ascendancy

Creatures you control have haste.
Whenever a creature you control with power 4 or greater enters, you may draw a card.

Grove's Bounty

Distribute X +1/+1 counters among any number of target creatures you control. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Elusive Otter

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)
Creatures with power less than this creature's power can't block it.

Elusive Otter // Grove's Bounty

Full Throttle

After this main phase, there are two additional combat phases.
At the beginning of each combat this turn, untap all creatures that attacked this turn.

Eshki Dragonclaw

Vigilance, trample, ward {1}
At the beginning of combat on your turn, if you've cast both a creature spell and a noncreature spell this turn, draw a card and put two +1/+1 counters on Eshki Dragonclaw.

Seasonal Ritual

Add one mana of any color. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Rosethorn Acolyte

Rosethorn Acolyte // Seasonal Ritual

Jori En, Ruin Diver

Whenever you cast your second spell each turn, draw a card.

Champion's Helm

Equipped creature gets +2/+2.
As long as equipped creature is legendary, it has hexproof. (It can't be the target of spells or abilities your opponents control.)
Equip {1}

Mountain

Evacuation

Return all creatures to their owners' hands.

Rampant Growth

Search your library for a basic land card, put that card onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Exotic Orchard

{T}: Add one mana of any color that a land an opponent controls could produce.

Windswept Heath

{T}, Pay 1 life, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a Forest or Plains card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Fellwar Stone

Dragonfire Blade

Equipped creature gets +2/+2 and has hexproof from monocolored.
Equip {4}. This ability costs {1} less to activate for each color of the creature it targets.

Three Visits

Search your library for a Forest card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Stomp

Damage can't be prevented this turn. Stomp deals 2 damage to any target.

Bonecrusher Giant

Whenever this creature becomes the target of a spell, this creature deals 2 damage to that spell's controller.

Bonecrusher Giant // Stomp

Akki Battle Squad

Whenever one or more modified creatures you control attack, untap all modified creatures you control. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase. This ability triggers only once each turn. (Equipment, Auras you control, and counters are modifications.)

Moraug, Fury of Akoum

Each creature you control gets +1/+0 for each time it has attacked this turn.
Landfall — Whenever a land you control enters, if it's your main phase, there's an additional combat phase after this phase. At the beginning of that combat, untap all creatures you control.

Sol Ring

Rogue's Passage

{T}: Add {C}.
{4}, {T}: Target creature can't be blocked this turn.

Hardened Scales

If one or more +1/+1 counters would be put on a creature you control, that many plus one +1/+1 counters are put on it instead.

Chaos Warp

The owner of target permanent shuffles it into their library, then reveals the top card of their library. If it's a permanent card, they put it onto the battlefield.

Rishkar's Expertise

Draw cards equal to the greatest power among creatures you control.
You may cast a spell with mana value 5 or less from your hand without paying its mana cost.

Temur Sabertooth

{1}{G}: You may return another creature you control to its owner's hand. If you do, this creature gains indestructible until end of turn.

Rhythm of the Wild

Creature spells you control can't be countered.
Nontoken creatures you control have riot. (They enter with your choice of a +1/+1 counter or haste.)

Battle Display

Destroy target artifact. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Embereth Shieldbreaker

Embereth Shieldbreaker // Battle Display

Beast Within

Destroy target permanent. Its controller creates a 3/3 green Beast creature token.

Yavimaya Coast

{T}: Add {C}.
{T}: Add {G} or {U}. This land deals 1 damage to you.

Fertile Footsteps

Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield, then shuffle. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Beanstalk Giant

Beanstalk Giant's power and toughness are each equal to the number of lands you control.

Beanstalk Giant // Fertile Footsteps

Fetch Quest

Mill seven cards. Then put a creature, enchantment, or land card from among the milled cards onto the battlefield.

Bramble Familiar

{T}: Add {G}.
{1}{G}, {T}, Discard a card: Return this creature to its owner's hand.

Bramble Familiar // Fetch Quest

Fungus Frolic

Create two 1/1 green Saproling creature tokens. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Brightcap Badger

Each Fungus and Saproling you control has "{T}: Add {G}."
At the beginning of your end step, create a 1/1 green Saproling creature token.

Brightcap Badger // Fungus Frolic

Soul's Majesty

Draw cards equal to the power of target creature you control.

Collective Resistance

Escalate {G} (Pay this cost for each mode chosen beyond the first.)
Choose one or more —
• Destroy target artifact.
• Destroy target enchantment.
• Target creature gains hexproof and indestructible until end of turn.

Nature's Lore

Search your library for a Forest card, put that card onto the battlefield, then shuffle.

Cinder Glade

({T}: Add {R} or {G}.)
This land enters tapped unless you control two or more basic lands.

Terramorphic Expanse

{T}, Sacrifice this land: Search your library for a basic land card, put it onto the battlefield tapped, then shuffle.

Karlach, Fury of Avernus

Whenever you attack, if it's the first combat phase of the turn, untap all attacking creatures. They gain first strike until end of turn. After this phase, there is an additional combat phase.
Choose a Background (You can have a Background as a second commander.)

Growth Spiral

Draw a card. You may put a land card from your hand onto the battlefield.

Command Tower

Evolving Wilds

Ketria Triome

({T}: Add {G}, {U}, or {R}.)
This land enters tapped.
Cycling {3} ({3}, Discard this card: Draw a card.)

Steam Vents

({T}: Add {U} or {R}.)
As this land enters, you may pay 2 life. If you don't, it enters tapped.

Retrieve Prey

Exile target creature card from your graveyard. Until the end of your next turn, you may cast that card. (Then exile this card. You may cast the creature later from exile.)

Tlincalli Hunter

Trample
Once each turn, you may pay {0} rather than pay the mana cost for a creature spell you cast from exile.