Mass Hysteria

Assault Suit

Equipped creature gets +2/+2, has haste, can't attack you or planeswalkers you control, and can't be sacrificed.
At the beginning of each opponent's upkeep, you may have that player gain control of equipped creature until end of turn. If you do, untap it.
Equip {3}

Monkey Cage

When a creature enters, sacrifice this artifact and create X 2/2 green Monkey creature tokens, where X is that creature's mana value.

Ashling's Prerogative

As this enchantment enters, choose odd or even. (Zero is even.)
Each creature with mana value of the chosen quality has haste.
Each creature without mana value of the chosen quality enters tapped.

Warp World

Each player shuffles all permanents they own into their library, then reveals that many cards from the top of their library. Each player puts all artifact, creature, and land cards revealed this way onto the battlefield, then does the same for enchantment cards, then puts all cards revealed this way that weren't put onto the battlefield on the bottom of their library.

Mogg Bombers

When another creature enters, sacrifice this creature and it deals 3 damage to target player or planeswalker.

Gamble

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, discard a card at random, then shuffle.

Xyris, the Writhing Storm

Flying
Whenever an opponent draws a card except the first one they draw in each of their draw steps, create a 1/1 green Snake creature token.
Whenever Xyris deals combat damage to a player, you and that player each draw that many cards.