Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gets +1/+0, gains flying, and becomes an artifact in addition to its other types.

{4}, {T}: Move the CRANK! counter to your Contraption deck's next sprocket and crank any number of that sprocket's Contraptions.

{2}, Sacrifice this artifact: It deals damage to any target equal to the number of Contraptions you control.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, destroy target creature that player controls."

Whenever you crank this Contraption, until end of turn, target creature gains "Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card."

Whenever you crank this Contraption, create a 2/2 black Rogue creature token with menace.

During your turn, if this card is in your hand, you may hide it on the battlefield. {0}: Return this artifact to its owner's hand. Only your opponents may activate this ability and only if they see this artifact. {2}, Sacrifice this artifact: Destroy target attacking creature.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, create two 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature tokens.

{2}, {T}: Create a 2/2 colorless Homunculus creature token. It must be represented by a unique hand and two fingers at all times, or it ceases to exist.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature must be blocked this turn if able.

If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.

{T}: Roll a six-sided die. On a 3 or lower, target player adds {C}. Otherwise, that player adds one mana of any color they choose.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, gain control of target creature an opponent controls with power less than or equal to the number of creature cards in its controller's graveyard until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gains haste until end of turn.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, add {G}. Until end of turn, you don't lose this mana as steps and phases end.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, target creature blocks this turn if able.

Whenever you crank this Contraption, roll two six-sided dice. This Contraption deals damage to target creature equal to the difference between those results.

Search your library for a host card or a card with augment, reveal it, put it into your hand, then shuffle.

You gain 4 life. Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

Search your library for up to two basic land cards, reveal those cards, put one onto the battlefield tapped and the other into your hand, then shuffle.

Search your library for a card, put that card into your hand, then shuffle.

Exile target artifact, creature, or enchantment an opponent controls. That player may put a permanent card from their hand onto the battlefield.

Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it.

If an opponent controls more lands than you, search your library for up to three Plains cards, reveal them, put them into your hand, then shuffle.

Grapeshot deals 1 damage to any target. Storm (When you cast this spell, copy it for each spell cast before it this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies.)

Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. Learn. (You may reveal a Lesson card you own from outside the game and put it into your hand, or discard a card to draw a card.)

This spell costs {3} less to cast if it targets a creature token. Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. It gets +2/+0 and gains haste until end of turn.

Pigment Storm deals 5 damage to target creature. Excess damage is dealt to that creature's controller instead.

Target creature you control gets +2/+2 if it's a host or has augment. Then it fights target creature you don't control.

Return up to one target artifact card, up to one target enchantment card, up to one target instant card, up to one target sorcery card, and up to one target planeswalker card from your graveyard to your hand. Exile Reconstruct History.

Choose one — • Rip Apart deals 3 damage to target creature or planeswalker. • Destroy target artifact or enchantment.

Search your library for a basic land card and reveal it. If there's a tree in its art, put it onto the battlefield tapped. Otherwise, put it into your hand. Then shuffle.

Create a 0/0 green and blue Fractal creature token. Put X +1/+1 counters on it, where X is one plus the total number of instant and sorcery cards you own in exile and in your graveyard.

Choose one — • Start from Scratch deals 1 damage to any target. • Destroy target artifact.

A person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a nonland card from it. That player discards that card.

Open a sealed Magic booster pack, reveal the cards, and put all creature cards revealed this way onto the battlefield under your control. They're Zombies in addition to their other types. (Remove those cards from your deck before beginning a new game.)

For each opponent, gain control of up to one target creature or planeswalker that player controls with mana value 3 or less.

Players play a Magic subgame, starting at 1 life and using their libraries as their decks. For the rest of the main game, if a source would deal damage to a player who didn't win the subgame, it deals double that damage to that player instead.

You gain 2 life. Then you may discard two cards. If you do, draw three cards.

Flying When this creature enters, you may destroy target nonland permanent.

As an additional cost to cast this spell, sacrifice a creature or pay {3}.

Trample

Blurry (This creature can be blocked only if defending player was wearing glasses as it was cast.) Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, you may draw a card. If you do, discard a card.

When this creature enters, you may destroy target artifact.

Flying When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

Flying {4}: Reassemble target Contraption you control. (Move it onto another one of your sprockets.)

This creature can't be blocked. When this creature enters, a person outside the game looks at target opponent's hand and chooses a card from it. That player reveals that card.

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.

When this creature enters, create a 1/1 colorless Gnome artifact creature token.

Whenever you're dealt damage, Augment {2}{W} ({2}{W}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

As this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature enters with a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result. Whenever you roll a die, remove all +1/+1 counters from this creature, then put a number of +1/+1 counters on it equal to the result.

This creature has flying as long as it's being held above the battlefield.

When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game to high-five you. If they won't, this creature gains haste until end of turn.

First strike, protection from watermarks (Nothing with a watermark can block, target, deal damage to, or attach to this creature.)

First strike Magecraft — Whenever you cast or copy an instant or sorcery spell, this creature gets +1/+0 until end of turn.

Whenever an opponent casts or copies an instant or sorcery spell, they lose 1 life.

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. Put a number of +1/+1 counters on this creature equal to the result.

Flying This creature can block only creatures with flying.

When this creature enters, you may exile target non-Horse creature you control that wasn't put onto the battlefield with this ability this turn, then return it to the battlefield under its owner's control.

{T}: Search your library for a card, put it into your graveyard, then shuffle. If it's an instant or sorcery card, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

At the beginning of your upkeep, roll a six-sided die. This creature gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the result.

When this creature enters, you may sacrifice another artifact. If you do, put two +1/+1 counters on this creature and it assembles a Contraption. (Put the top card of your Contraption deck face up onto one of your sprockets.)

At the beginning of each end step, if an artifact entered the battlefield under your control this turn, Augment {2} ({2}, Reveal this card from your hand: Combine it with target host. Augment only as a sorcery.)

{2}{U}, {T}: Look at the top card of target player's library. If it has an Agents of S.N.E.A.K. watermark, you may reveal it and put it into your hand. Otherwise, put it on your choice of the top or bottom of its owner's library.

{0}: Choose one. You may activate this ability while Shellephant is in any zone. • Shellephant has base power and toughness 1/4. • Shellephant has base power and toughness 3/3.

Flying When this creature enters, destroy target creature and put your head on the table. Sacrifice this creature when your head stops touching the table.

Whenever this creature deals combat damage to a player, roll a six-sided die. That player loses life equal to the result.

Flying Instant and sorcery spells you cast with mana value 5 or greater cost {1} less to cast.

When this creature enters, ask a person outside the game "Do you like Squirrels?" If they do, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

Whenever you roll a 5 or higher on a die, this creature gets +X/+X until end of turn, where X is the result. {6}: Roll a six-sided die.

When this creature enters, target creature an opponent controls gets -1/-1 until end of turn.

Flying, trample When Tanazir Quandrix enters, double the number of +1/+1 counters on target creature you control. Whenever Tanazir Quandrix attacks, you may have the base power and toughness of other creatures you control become equal to Tanazir Quandrix's power and toughness until end of turn.

Prowess (Whenever you cast a noncreature spell, this creature gets +1/+1 until end of turn.)

{2}{W}, Sacrifice this creature: Search your library for a card with augment, combine it with target host you control, then shuffle.

Triple strike (This creature deals first-strike, regular, and last-strike combat damage.)

Double strike

When this creature enters, put a +1/+1 counter on target creature.

Reach Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. {6}: Roll a six-sided die.

{3}{B}, Exile a permanent you control with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark: Return a permanent card with a League of Dastardly Doom watermark from your graveyard to the battlefield.

Whenever you roll a 4 or higher on a die, create a 1/1 green Squirrel creature token.

When this enchantment enters, exile target creature an opponent controls until this enchantment leaves the battlefield. At the beginning of the upkeep of the exiled card's owner, that player rolls two six-sided dice. If they roll doubles, sacrifice this enchantment.

Enchant creature As this Aura enters, choose a word. Whisper the chosen word: Tap enchanted creature.

Target creature gets +2/+2 and gains reach until end of turn. Put a +1/+1 counter on it. (A creature with reach can block creatures with flying.)

Draw three cards, then put two cards from your hand on top of your library in any order.

This spell costs {2} less to cast if it targets an attacking creature. Put target creature into its owner's library second from the top.

Counter target spell.

Destroy target creature or planeswalker with mana value 3 or less.

Exile target tapped creature.

Target creature gets -X/-X until end of turn, where X is 7 minus the number of cards in that creature's controller's hand.

Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))

Counter target noncreature spell.

Scry 1. (Look at the top card of your library. You may put that card on the bottom.) Draw a card.

Choose two — • Return target creature or planeswalker to its owner's hand. • Counter target artifact or enchantment spell. • Put two +1/+1 counters on target creature. • Target player shuffles up to three target cards from their graveyard into their library.

Exile any number of target creatures and/or planeswalkers you control. At the beginning of the next end step, return each of them to the battlefield under its owner's control. Each of them enters with an additional +1/+1 counter on it if it's a creature and an additional loyalty counter on it if it's a planeswalker.

Shock deals 2 damage to any target.

When you cast this spell, copy it for each other instant and sorcery spell you've cast this turn. You may choose new targets for the copies. Put a +1/+1 counter on target creature. It gains vigilance until end of turn.

({T}: Add {G}.)

({T}: Add {U}.)

({T}: Add {W}.)