You choose all targets for all spells and abilities.

If you would roll a die, instead roll two of those dice and ignore one of those results.

Whenever you cast a spell, note the first letter of its artist's name. If that letter wasn't already noted, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature.

Whenever you cast a wordy spell, scry 2. (A spell is wordy if it has four or more lines of rules text.) {1}{R}, {T}: Choose target creature you don't control. Reveal the top card of your library. Alexander Clamilton gets +X/+0 until end of turn, where X is the number of lines of rules text of the revealed card. Alexander Clamilton fights that creature.

This creature has trample as long as you control a stickered permanent.

As this creature enters and whenever it attacks, stack two dice on top of it. (All dice must be stacked vertically, one on top of another.) This creature gets +1/+1 for each die in its stack. This creature attacks each combat if able. When the stack falls, sacrifice this creature.

Whenever you cast a silver-bordered spell, put a +1/+1 counter on this creature. Whenever you cast a black-bordered spell, this creature can't be blocked this turn. Whenever you cast a white-bordered spell, this creature gains double strike until end of turn.

If Cheatyface is in your hand, you may sneak Cheatyface onto the battlefield. If an opponent catches you right away, that player may exile Cheatyface. Flying

When this creature enters, choose beginning phase, first main phase, combat phase, postcombat main phase, or ending phase. Steal that phase from target player during their next turn. (That phase occurs as though it's your turn instead.)

Flying When this creature enters, you may return target permanent with a two-word name to its owner's hand.

As Ignacio of Myra's Marvels enters, choose armor, blood, book, bottle, fang, fire, scroll, spear, sword, or water. Whenever you cast a spell with the chosen object in its art, create two Treasure tokens. Partner (You can have two commanders if both have partner.)

Enchant your library Enchanted library is an artifact creature on the battlefield with power and toughness each equal to the number of cards in it. It's still a library. If enchanted library would leave the battlefield, exile this Aura instead.

As this enchantment enters, choose a word. Whenever a player says the chosen word, this enchantment deals 2 damage to that player.

Cast this spell only if there are three or more players in the game. Whenever a player casts a spell, each of that player's opponents may discard a card. If they do, counter that spell.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {X}, where X is the number of words in the name with the most words among permanents you control.

Deal Damage deals 4 damage to any target. Gotcha — If an opponent says "deal" or "damage," you may say "Gotcha!" When you do, return Deal Damage from your graveyard to your hand.

Counter target spell unless its controller pays {3}{½}.

Add or subtract 1 or one from a number or number word on target spell or permanent until end of turn.

({T}: Add {U}.)

({T}: Add {R}.)

Play cards as written. Ignore all errata. {T}: Add {C}. (This mana is still added to your mana pool.)

Return target creature to its owner's hand, then roll a six-sided die. If the result is 3 or less, scry a number of cards equal to the result.

{4}, {T}: Tear this artifact into pieces. Throw the pieces onto the battlefield from a distance of at least five feet. Destroy each permanent that a piece touches. Remove the pieces from the game.

Whenever a player casts a spell without asking your permission while casting it, counter that spell. When a player asks you permission to cast a spell and you refuse, counter that spell and sacrifice this enchantment.

When this creature enters, roll a six-sided die. This creature deals damage equal to the result to target creature an opponent controls.

Put target nonland permanent into your hand. You may spend mana as though it were mana of any color the next time you cast that card.

Enchant creature Enchanted creature loses all abilities and is a Bird creature with base power and toughness 1/1.

Just Desserts deals π damage to target creature. (π is the ratio of a circle's circumference to its diameter. (It's a smidgen more than 3.))

Return target permanent to its owner's hand. Gotcha — If an opponent says a number, you may say "Gotcha" When you do, return this card from your graveyard to your hand.

Choose one — • Destroy target artifact. • Roll a six-sided die. When you do, Slight Malfunction deals 1 damage to each of up to X target creatures, where X is the result.

This spell costs {1} less to cast for each electrical socket in a wall or floor you can see from your seat. Gain control of target creature until end of turn. Untap that creature. Until end of turn, it gets +3/+0 and gains haste.

You get seven {TK}. Choose an inanimate object you own from outside the game. Put a power and toughness sticker on it. You may also put a name sticker, an art sticker, and/or an ability sticker on it. Put it onto the battlefield as a creature token.

Put an art sticker on a nonland permanent you own. Then ask a person outside the game to rate its new art on a scale from 1 to 5, where 5 is the best. When they rate the art, up to that many target creatures can't block this turn.

You and target opponent play a best two-out-of-three Rock, Paper, Scissors match. If you win, Face to Face deals 5 damage to that player.

Using a mobile device, take a picture of target creature. That device enters as a token that's a photocopy of the pictured creature. (Photocopies include Auras, Equipment, counters, and stickers in the shot. Don't touch other people's phones without permission and be careful if you do.)